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Well, I dunno. I kind of doubt it. Chris has learned (like a dog with a shock collar) a few things. He knows he can't beat the police. He knows he can't trust on-line "friends." And now he knows his much-storied high school gal-pals just tolerated him out of pity and good intentions. I guess what I'm getting at here is that Chris' scope of action has drastically narrowed these last couple of years.

No doubt the bitching of fakebook will continue unabated, and he'll still probably try to enter children's contests, Lego and pokemans and whatever. There may even be a few businesses he hasn't been banned from yet. But reality has slammed shut most of the venues for Chris' Love Quest firmly in his blobby face. Everything he's tried has bombed worse than Justin Bieber's last movie.

Maybe some old material will be released that might shed some light on Chris' past lunacy. I suppose the best we can do is keep an eye on whatever fads sweep the preteen market that might inspire Chris' febrile imagination. But I wouldn't bet one Chris' steel-bolted heart being un-flattened anytime soon.
 
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Don't get too excited. Chris has a habit of defying non-Chris people's expectations of him in the most ludicrous possible way.
 
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The only thing I can really foresee happening is him getting the bann from Best Buy or somewhere after someone complains about him passing out those contact cards/friend me on pokeymans things that someone posted on tumblr (if indeed those were a real thing). But the facebook whine-posts will be stellar as usual :C
 
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I expect 'Chris: The Wilderness Year(s)' to hit this year, but I imagine Chris will disappoint us with more 'I'M SO RONERY' posts and Barb will disappoint us by not BLEUGHing.
 
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What is this, the fourth "Chris's future" thread in a week?
 
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BatNapalm said:
The only thing I can really foresee happening is him getting the bann from Best Buy or somewhere after someone complains about him passing out those contact cards/friend me on pokeymans things that someone posted on tumblr (if indeed those were a real thing). But the facebook whine-posts will be stellar as usual :C
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Oh wow. I didn't know that one (if its true). All those big box stores have a "no solicitation" sign on the entrance door. Here we go again ... AUGH YEAH :stupid:
 
What can I say? As I've mentioned multiple times, I've gone AWOL
 
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CWCissey said:
I expect 'Chris: The Wilderness Year(s)' to hit this year, but I imagine Chris will disappoint us with more 'I'M SO RONERY' posts and Barb will disappoint us by not BLEUGHing.
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With the way Chris has been acting, I'm kinda expecting the Assaulted Tomgirl saga to occur.
 
One thing I can imagine happening in the coming year is something to do with 14BC. Maybe there will be a small fire in the hoard. Maybe there will be an intervention and clean up. Or possibly a large money issue will happen. What if they can't pay the water bill? Electricity gets shut off at some point? The internet gets cut down permanently? All things that could happen. They more than likely won't, but it is entertaining thinking about how those situations would play out.
 
A fire or water pipe burst at 14BC is inevitable.

But I can see all 4 cars breaking down and Chris having to pour his tugboat into fixing the least expensive one (probably the Mitsubishi) and complaining about having to sell the Aerostar and junk Sonchu in 2012, then later in the year :snorlax: getting very sick or dying and Rocky pulling strings to get him and some of his personal effects (probably limited to the Vita, the PS3 or Wii U, the Sonic and Amy Rose plushies, Optimus Prime, his iPod, TV and stereo and some of his CDs), into a group home the way she pulled strings to get Bell to work for free
 
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... Rocky pulling strings to get him and some of his personal effects (probably limited to the Vita, the PS3 or Wii U, the Sonic and Amy Rose plushies, Optimus Prime, his iPod, TV and stereo and some of his CDs), into a group home the way she pulled strings to get Bell to work for free
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Bell didn't work for free.
 
http://www.returnofkings.com

Chris would never start working on his game. doing that requires you to look at why women aren't attracted to you and how to fix it.

one thing I see all of those sites saying? if you're not a natural charmer and have a crappy and boring personality (like Chris), cancel it out by getting into insane shape. yeah right. like he'd ever do that.
 
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Also, "boring"? His personality isn't "boring". This forum wouldn't be here if it were :P
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well, look back on what Kacey said about meeting him. apparently he can't carry on an interesting conversation and is always talking about Sonichu. (keep in mind that was then. now it might just be about Megan and Sarah Bevel and da trolls.)

some very ripped guys I know are total bimbos and can barely carry on a conversation about anything. therefore, their game is all in the way they look (and the confidence that comes with it).

I'm heading back to the gym in a few days, and I expect to see a New Year's rush of people who will quit within 3 weeks. Chris won't even put in the effort to half-ass a resolution.
 
Oh god. The red pill.

I don't know, that might actually attract Chris. He'd be one of the ones who whine about how women don't approach him and act entitled to have a relationship without doing anything for themselves while blaming women for it. He does that enough already.
 
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caffeinated_wench said:
Oh god. The red pill.

I don't know, that might actually attract Chris. He'd be one of the ones who whine about how women don't approach him and act entitled to have a relationship without doing anything for themselves while blaming women for it. He does that enough already.
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I've poked around that forum. Those guys don't want relationships, unless you mean 'relationships' of "take take take" while giving nothing in return. I mean, that's kinda Chris' attitude, but his reason is :snorlax: while theirs is because women should keep their mouths shut except to suck their dicks.
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That's exactly what I mean. Relationships for those guys only consist of what they get out of it and women staying in the kitchen.

They and their beliefs can be pretty hilarious with the right mindset. Otherwise, I find them to be quite unlikable.

Edit because I was a dum-dum.
 
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