So what happens now?
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tehfolder said:Why would anyone want Chris to die or be jailed? That would be a huge drought in content.
That could be what a small portion A-logs want. They don't want to see Chris's smug presence anymore, so they wish for it to end. Although, they'd also be foolish enough to not realize how easy it is to frequent the internet while being completely oblivious to Chris, especially considering his minimal activity the past year.
Also, the chances are, if someone wants Chris dead, they probably haven't thought that far ahead.
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tehfolder said:Why would anyone want Chris to die or be jailed? That would be a huge drought in content.
"The afterlife saga!"
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So he can truly rise once more as an emotional zombie.tehfolder said:Why would anyone want Chris to die or be jailed? That would be a huge drought in content.
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I'm definitely in the minority here, but I think some kind of imprisonment would be a good thing for Chris. Chris could get three square meals a day, a roof over his head, a clean bed to sleep in, daily hygiene regiment, mandatory exercise, free medical care, a regular sleep routine, and probably some kind of professional help or group therapy. It's not all gang fights and butt rapes in jail or prison. Contrary to popular belief, that's very rare.tehfolder said:Why would anyone want Chris to die or be jailed? That would be a huge drought in content.
An "Incarceration Saga" would mean less laughs and yucks for the peanut gallery, but life's tough like that.
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I'm with GFYS on this one, as much as I'd love to see Chris make something of himself on his own free will, it's more likely that he needs to be forced to.
I'm not saying lock him up for the rest of his life, but a year in jail won't kill him (unless he goes on that hunger strike he was planning to do)
I'm not saying lock him up for the rest of his life, but a year in jail won't kill him (unless he goes on that hunger strike he was planning to do)
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Those are probably too expensive for Chris.FatNero said:
But yeah, honestly, GFYS is right on the dot with this. Jail would be perfect for Chris. Of all the options Chris has, jail fits Chris' personality and position in his world best. And yeah, pfft, Chris isn't going to successfully starve himself. Chris would fold in a day or two, tops. Remember, Chris is a huge pussy with no assertiveness.
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Yeah the "GFYS said:
Also, being forced to be around JERKS all day might even improve his shitty, hostile attitude towards other males. At the very least it would probably teach him to keep it way on the DL after the first time someone checked his bullshit, which after hearing Marvin's account of how Chris likes to run his mouth on total strangers, i think would almost surely happen at some point.
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I wish it was.Giovanni said:
It's real. Very very real. On reddit, there's even a whole subreddit FILLED with douchebags like them called "The Red Pill." They started out as being about self-improvement for men, then devolved into misogynistic assholes.
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I think Chris is one of those people who would LOVE the monotony and routine of prison.
However, guards would talk down to him RUDELY and HOARSELY, he couldn't play vidya 24/7 and he couldn't go to McDonalds.
However, guards would talk down to him RUDELY and HOARSELY, he couldn't play vidya 24/7 and he couldn't go to McDonalds.
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For The Internet said:
On the bright side, think of all the fabulous sex. He'd take to it like a
to water.
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Oh he'd hate being told what to do by people who weren't at all going to be nice about it. But he'd still have to do it. That's kind of the point. Eventually he'd learn to just do shit without any lip, and maybe some of it would even become a habit for him.For The Internet said:
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The worrying thing is what Chris will inevitably end up doing that warrants jail. You hope it's petty vandalism, because Tards Fartington might not be paying attention as he drives through a crosswalk. Even that raises some interesting 'what ifs' about whether Chris would or could feel remorse for a terrible accident, or whether he'd just rewrite it in his head and blame the victims. I think we know the answer to that.
Let's consider the types of crimes most likely to get Chris put in jail:
-trespassing
-rape
-arson
-assault
-harassment
-fraud
-murder
-vandalism
-theft
-indecent liberties
I do not see him committing arson or theft. Nor do I see him committing any fraud serious enough to warrant arrest. Of the above I feel it is most likely that trespassing, assault, harassment, or indecent liberties could get him arrested. By indecent liberties, I mean exposing himself (genitals) to people in a public place. I think with his muscle bra and tomgirl tomfoolery he could escalate to that level at some point. I don't think it likely, but I feel it is a greater probability than the other crimes that could get him arrested. While I feel trespassing is most likely, I don't think it would probably net him much time in jail. An assault on an IRL person who he perceives as an enemy is more likely. However, since all of his existing IRL "enemies," such as Snyder, Walsh, Megan, et al., are from the past, I don't see him taking actions against them. He has already done things on his own terms to extra vengeance against them. The one exception to that might be Megan, as he still harbors some strong negative feelings for her that are unsettled, but she is safely at a distance from him.
I could see actions against the galpals being more likely. They may now be perceived as IRL enemies who are current and present threats. He is learning to deal with his broken heart over with the shattered dreams about their epic high school friendship that apparently never was, except in his own mind. With things such as posting humiliating messages, photos, and videos of him on facebook, done by people who he once cherished and honored greatly in his mind, and doing so at a place where people from his IRL could see his humiliation, if he were to become aware of it (which is hard to say from his silence), then, that could possibly be a safety issue for some of those people, if they happen to still live in close driving distance. They are not made up people played by trolls. I think if he does extract violence or continued harassment on someone, it will be a current and present enemy, or someone who he perceives as such, not a person from the past. Since he leads a somewhat reclusive existence with little outside contact, except to go to McDonald's and some other retail establishments, he may not encounter a IRL enemy so easily.
The actions he would take against a perceived enemy could include trespassing, harassment, or assault. It is the harassment or assault which would likely get him more jail time. At this point in time, the most likely victims would include a gal pal. (That's not to say that I think he will, but I feel it is most likely scenario right now for him to get jail time that is more than just a few days or a week.) I think it is more likely that Chris will finish 2014 without getting arrested.
-trespassing
-rape
-arson
-assault
-harassment
-fraud
-murder
-vandalism
-theft
-indecent liberties
I do not see him committing arson or theft. Nor do I see him committing any fraud serious enough to warrant arrest. Of the above I feel it is most likely that trespassing, assault, harassment, or indecent liberties could get him arrested. By indecent liberties, I mean exposing himself (genitals) to people in a public place. I think with his muscle bra and tomgirl tomfoolery he could escalate to that level at some point. I don't think it likely, but I feel it is a greater probability than the other crimes that could get him arrested. While I feel trespassing is most likely, I don't think it would probably net him much time in jail. An assault on an IRL person who he perceives as an enemy is more likely. However, since all of his existing IRL "enemies," such as Snyder, Walsh, Megan, et al., are from the past, I don't see him taking actions against them. He has already done things on his own terms to extra vengeance against them. The one exception to that might be Megan, as he still harbors some strong negative feelings for her that are unsettled, but she is safely at a distance from him.
I could see actions against the galpals being more likely. They may now be perceived as IRL enemies who are current and present threats. He is learning to deal with his broken heart over with the shattered dreams about their epic high school friendship that apparently never was, except in his own mind. With things such as posting humiliating messages, photos, and videos of him on facebook, done by people who he once cherished and honored greatly in his mind, and doing so at a place where people from his IRL could see his humiliation, if he were to become aware of it (which is hard to say from his silence), then, that could possibly be a safety issue for some of those people, if they happen to still live in close driving distance. They are not made up people played by trolls. I think if he does extract violence or continued harassment on someone, it will be a current and present enemy, or someone who he perceives as such, not a person from the past. Since he leads a somewhat reclusive existence with little outside contact, except to go to McDonald's and some other retail establishments, he may not encounter a IRL enemy so easily.
The actions he would take against a perceived enemy could include trespassing, harassment, or assault. It is the harassment or assault which would likely get him more jail time. At this point in time, the most likely victims would include a gal pal. (That's not to say that I think he will, but I feel it is most likely scenario right now for him to get jail time that is more than just a few days or a week.) I think it is more likely that Chris will finish 2014 without getting arrested.
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