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Or small females who are not what you'd call elite athletes. Body mass, even if the person is a fucking slob, easily overpowers the small.
Sockness manipulated Chris with threat to stop the Merge, RPing as Magi-Chan
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He was a real genius who posed a threat against the FBI. It took Epstein for you SHEEP to see he was too close to the truth, fucking nigger atheists.
Man this manga is just dragging on and on, Im done with this filler, please, just get to the "Buttfuck betrayal ( or in japanese anime language "Haipājaiantobattofakku uragiri!!" ) arc "
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There are too many for me to try & quote, but all you guys fretting over what fat sack of FAS shit A is going to do to fat sack of FAS shit B ... you guys might do better to think of this site like The Discovery Channel. Or fuckin Animal Planet. I have no dog in this fight, & neither do you.
Anyone who tries to play Captain Save-A-Ho with that dude fails spectacularly, no matter how sincere their efforts & intentions. So just be an armchair anthropologist & let the creatures do what they're gonna do.
And I'm sorry to spoil it for some of you, but the derplions are eventually going to catch & maul the 250lb gazelle. And he chose this.
Just relax, man..
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I do kinda want shit to go down. But i wouldn't mind if nothing happened. The best that could ever happen would be if Chris got help. Since that won't happen, the best that can actually happen would be if Chris were left alone to be his delusional autistic self, selling comics, watching MLP, and being institutionalized when Barb drops dead.
Either way, the dude will likely be dead within the next decade. Lol.
Either way, the dude will likely be dead within the next decade. Lol.
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At this point I almost want it to end with a traumatized, ass-raped Chris-chan. At least he'll perhaps FINALLY learn the lesson that reality is ugly but cannot be avoided by hiding in pretend cartoon land.
Even if not, you know damn well you'll fap to the video Sockness will release of it, you sick fuck. And yes I mean YOU, whoever you are reading this.
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He’s likely been warned about Sockness by plenty of people and Jacob openly admits to wanting to have sex with Chris so he only has himself to blame for what happens next.
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Someone should email Chris as Magi-Chan and tell him that he needs to rape Sockness to death to complete the merge.
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Chris isn't an innocent flower, ffs. In the very few times he's accepted help from genuinely well meaning people, he's swift to turn on them, insult them and then move on once they admit they're not in board with his delusions. He is stunningly not empathetic to an almost psychopathic degree. He'll cry when he needs help but struggle to fake tears when trying to apologise for harming a galpal or 'friend'.
He's almost 40 and still won't accept responsibly for his life. His mum tells him to ask for money for the numerous car fixes, he can't even muster up the energy to fulfil his patreon rewards. Now he's just telling us to fork up $5k for his car /UK-Japan-San fran holiday /Legos because he expects us to do it.
Having him crash into slumber doesn't work for him either, as proven before. Upon meeting Sockness, the following will happen :
1) they'll have an awkward time, Jacob rubbing his fat belly all over Chris as he tries to explain the merge
2) Sockness will eventually rape Chris
3) Chris will ask to leave but Sockness will keep him locked up there
4) 2 weeks later Chris will escape and walk all the way back to Virginia
5) the next day he'll post a video on a non related topic.
6) eventually the recorded sex tape will drop
He's almost 40 and still won't accept responsibly for his life. His mum tells him to ask for money for the numerous car fixes, he can't even muster up the energy to fulfil his patreon rewards. Now he's just telling us to fork up $5k for his car /UK-Japan-San fran holiday /Legos because he expects us to do it.
Having him crash into slumber doesn't work for him either, as proven before. Upon meeting Sockness, the following will happen :
1) they'll have an awkward time, Jacob rubbing his fat belly all over Chris as he tries to explain the merge
2) Sockness will eventually rape Chris
3) Chris will ask to leave but Sockness will keep him locked up there
4) 2 weeks later Chris will escape and walk all the way back to Virginia
5) the next day he'll post a video on a non related topic.
6) eventually the recorded sex tape will drop
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when did being an alog become fashionable? Isn’t that just a lolcow who deflects? You see yourself in Chris and hate him for it... right? Internet has changed man.
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2008
Some of us work hard to keep it alive, thank you.
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7) As a result of the sex tape, both will be charged for animal cruelty and acts of terrorism.
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man its crazy how quaint anthony seems now
back in 08 all you needed to be a top tier lolcow was a portfolio of furry sex stories and a stupid hat
im not even sure he'd make it outta proving grounds today
back in 08 all you needed to be a top tier lolcow was a portfolio of furry sex stories and a stupid hat
im not even sure he'd make it outta proving grounds today
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Chris approve Sockness's transcript as true is like sign up a contract hoping to get a free lifetime access on disneyland not knowing you agree to him taking your v-card
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He would make it out no problem. Ever see the video of him talking about bible black at an anime convention?
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A-Logging =/= Violent Sarcasm
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this rating a lot.
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Something tells me Chris wont bother wearing clothes so he will be tazed while running from a jerkop...huh.
Where did I see that before? Humm...
I can imagine him trying to shove his fat greasy dick down Chris's bunghole...then screaming his ass in pain as he removes his dick thats now splintered with Crayola Model Magic pieces that have been there for nearly a fucking decade. Chris will stress sigh and say that he thought he had removed it all
"Darn it Julie! CURSE THAT 13 YEAR OLD BRAT!"
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This is the only thing wrong with your post.
Chris is not a real adult. He's retarded. He cannot meaningfully choose these things.
Chris chose this about as much as children choose to get molested.
Roping him into shit is never a matter of Chris' decision. It's a deterministic process on the part of the people doing the roping. If you know what you're doing with Chris, you can force him into doing whatever you want, you know long before Chris knows what he's going to do. It's a done deal, it's not Chris' choice.