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Sockness planning a "several month visit" with Chris.
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Was this what Chris was referring to when he claimed other people saw Sylvania and “idk fucking know his imaginary friends names” on twitter the other day? In his rant about kicking cop cars and Papa John’s he claimed others saw his pretend cartoon friends. It was a
thanks to Sockness magic ritual I guess?
GherkinRealness
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Fuck Sockness.
Fuck Sarah and Steve.
Fuck the enablers.
Fuck the weens.
Every one of these idiots playing into Chris' delusions are genuinely horrible people.
Also, fuck Chris.
Fuck Sarah and Steve.
Fuck the enablers.
Fuck the weens.
Every one of these idiots playing into Chris' delusions are genuinely horrible people.
Also, fuck Chris.
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Wait, sorry, did I miss something? Chris actually WANTS Sockness to come stay with him?
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Yeah, Sockness has found his 'in'. Flatter Chris enough about his Merge bullshit, encourage his delusions about amazing psychic/magic powers, and with a little luck you can play him like an exceptional fish.
It's saddening, slightly amazing, but true - even Sockness can catch Chris hook, line and sinker. I just hope that Chris doesn't fall for his 'I'll be a vehicle for the spirit of Magi-Chan' shit. Because if he does, then Sockness will have him completely at his mercy, and things may soon cease to be sickly hilarious and become just plain grim.
It's saddening, slightly amazing, but true - even Sockness can catch Chris hook, line and sinker. I just hope that Chris doesn't fall for his 'I'll be a vehicle for the spirit of Magi-Chan' shit. Because if he does, then Sockness will have him completely at his mercy, and things may soon cease to be sickly hilarious and become just plain grim.
Cardboard Box Mountain
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And then when someone calls the cops for an actual good reason, the cops will be like "yeah right whatever" and will shit themselves and do nothing. Of course Sock is counting on this
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One of our posters last summer (I think it was @Masonverger but I’m not 100% sure) pointed out that Chris must really like the taste of poison. You can have 10 white knights/moon goons lined up to help Chris but he will invariably gravitate to the one person with malicious intent (and bonus points if that person is willing to play along with his nonsense).
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Or das Chris because das is used for children & Chris is a fucking child in the body of a 37 year old obese cave troll.
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I'm not gonna insult children by comparing them to Chris.
This has to be some of the grossest shit that it could've possibly led to. Chris is gonna invite a troll faced pig that wants to have sex with him.
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The fact that Chris didn't say, "Yes, Please! But I don't do ANAL" is disconcerting.
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Imagine how pathetic the wiins must feel when even a legitimatae furry pedo rethard can crawl his way onto Chris' good graces but they can't. I mean, if wiins had any sense of self-awareness they wouldn't be wiins at all, but still...
Cardboard Box Mountain
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We really need a "LOL" reaction. Nothing here is really adequate for this kind of response. XD
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Murphy's Law man, Chris is gonna prostitute himself to Sockness isn't he. Like some fuck is gonna pretend to be Magichan and tell Chris he has to fuck Sockness.
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Can’t wait for the leaked sex tape
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ahh jeeze, please no. I think I'm gonna dig a bit more into this guy. Just scrolling through his twitter, he looks like a villain from Preacher.
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So this has basically turned into Sockness adding more fire to Chris's delusions and seeing who can out-autism the other.
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The spin is going to be incredible
"He's not giving Sockness a bj, he's engaging in an imaginary Sonichu snorkeling adventure. "
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I hope Sockness shows up and Barb shoots him with that gun she almost shot Cole with.
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His thread here is a good place to start. Sorry about my posts there.
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In the span of 1 hour one of my mutuals put me in contact with a guy that went to high-school with him. Sockness was a giant perv, but to girls. He was also a huge homophobe. Go figure.
Also. I don't know if I can stomach reading all this on his Lore. It's basically the Sonichu of 40k.
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