Sockness planning a "several month visit" with Chris.

[Muscle Bra]

In the span of 1 hour one of my mutuals put me in contact with a guy that went to high-school with him. Sockness was a giant perv, but to girls. He was also a huge homophobe. Go figure.

To be fair, so was Chris. The parallels between these two mongs are uncanny.

, I know, but part of me is still hoping for some sort of Grand Lolcow Convergence.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Chris would only need to scroll down a page on Sockness' Twitter and see the guy posting his horrific nudes. Guess he's willing to overlook/ignore a lot of red flags just to indulge his dimensional sperging.

 

[WutangLee]

To be fair, so was Chris. The parallels between these two mongs are uncanny.

, I know, but part of me is still hoping for some sort of Grand Lolcow Convergence.

That Sarah and Steve reveal is gonna be horrifying isn't it.

 

[RogerSpanderbilt]

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Dark magic saga when?

 

[Annie Adderall]

I hope Sockness shows up and Barb shoots him with that gun she almost shot Cole with.

Barb has a gun? 0_o

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Barb has a gun? 0_o

She did at one point, years and years ago. Cole Smithey told a story about how someone broke into their house when he was a kid and she'd fired it to scare off the intruder and nearly hit him instead.

 

[Kosher Dill]

She did at one point, years and years ago. Cole Smithey told a story about how someone broke into their house when he was a kid and she'd fired it to scare off the intruder and nearly hit him instead.

Although it should be pointed out that this story has no independent corroboration, and it could very easily be some Cole bullshit about his redneck ReTHUGlican parents.

 

[Liquid Metal Asperchu]

with a little luck you can play him like an exceptional fish.

He got a fish
And he'd like to make a wish
He got a fish
And he'd like to make a wish
He got a fiiiiiiiish
And he'd like to make a wish

 

[AnOminous]

He got a fish
And he'd like to make a wish
He got a fish
And he'd like to make a wish
He got a fiiiiiiiish
And he'd like to make a wish

Best Chris content.

 

[Shibaru]

Let’s say this happens. Where exactly is Sockness sleeping?

Barb’s Couch.

 

[King Kiwi]

I hope Sockness shows up and Barb shoots him with that gun she almost shot Cole with.

MOTHER, what have you DONE?

He's blocking my Pokestop!

 

[A Money Creature]

Do you think Sockness will really go visit him? I'm still very skeptical

 

[GherkinRealness]

They're gonna meet up, be awkward together, have ugly, gross sex, film it and have it leaked before sacrificing the kitten to initiate the merge.

 

[niggers]

, I know, but part of me is still hoping for some sort of Grand Lolcow Convergence.

the Merge is real, it's not about cartoon characters though. eventually all lolcows will meld together into a single horrifying mass of pale flesh and spooge, with only one primordial desire: destroy the kiwifarms

luckily 10,000 lolcows fused together is still about half as intelligent as a normal person so we'll probably be fine

 

[Tikbalang]

They're gonna meet up, be awkward together, have ugly, gross sex, film it and have it leaked before sacrificing the kitten to initiate the merge.

Useful for interrogating islamic terrorist in guantanamo bay. "Alaah, kill me now"

the Merge is real, it's not about cartoon characters though. eventually all lolcows will meld together into a single horrifying mass of pale flesh and spooge, with only one primordial desire: destroy the kiwifarms

luckily 10,000 lolcows fused together is still about half as intelligent as a normal person so we'll probably be fine

Would that abomination kill Jason Voorhes for good?

In the span of 1 hour one of my mutuals put me in contact with a guy that went to high-school with him. Sockness was a giant perv, but to girls. He was also a huge homophobe. Go figure.
Also. I don't know if I can stomach reading all this on his Lore. It's basically the Sonichu of 40k.

I might read it, if there's a pdf version.

 

[Gold Anemone]

Maybe sockness kills barb because he’s jealous of the attention Chris gives her, and we get the breakdown, eviction, and murder trial sagas all in one?

 

[King Kiwi]

Ok so...

Chris did respond.
This is...
Promising?
No....no this disgusting.

 

[Terrorist]

He is trying way, way too hard. Some of his gimmick (and it is a gimmick, he's pathetic but not actually that crazy) could be funny in theory, but he lays it on way too thick like the sperg he is. To his very minor credit, it's more...original than a half-dozen failed girlfriend sagas, JULAY crank calls, and regurgitated /pol/ meme slurry.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

And then when someone calls the cops for an actual good reason, the cops will be like "yeah right whatever" and will shit themselves and do nothing. Of course Sock is counting on this

If Chris or Barb calls they'll respond... reluctantly. If a neighbor (non-anonymously!) calls they'll do something, too. But if some poster from the internet calls they'll tell them to fuck off which will be the correct response 99.9% of the time with CWC.

the .01% of the time is if Sockness is living streaming as he tries to sew Barb's skin into a moo-moo for himself to wear and the local PD doesn't open the link because (1) viruses and (2) rickrolling.

I'd say that there would be recriminations but I don't think anyone in the area would much care as long as they got rid of Jacob after he was done.

 

[The handsome tard]

Jacob scares me on just how unpredictable he is...he is obviously delusional but i think we are too used with Chris that we may have forgotten how dangerous delusional people can be. Im legit worried for our autismo pet.