Sockness planning a "several month visit" with Chris.

[Wrathcaster]

I know people are joking about Sockness murdering/raping Chris, Barb, cats, etc... But is the dude actually violent? I can't be bothered to rifle through that monstrous thread to see if he ever harmed anyone physically.

TBH Chris prolly has more violent convictions to his name than Sockness.

 

[Wake me up]

is the dude actually violent?

Are most dudes actually rapists until the time comes when they're truly expecting to get "china" only to then they get refused?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I know people are joking about Sockness murdering/raping Chris, Barb, cats

I hope Barb walks in on them making pig sex and shoots them both in a jealous rage.

 

[HavenlyKingdom]

Are most dudes actually rapists until the time comes when they're truly expecting to get "china" only to then they get refused?

He is obviously sexually attracted to Chris, he has shown to be delusional and in lack of other words fucked up in the head. And the fact how much he wants to go to Chris house the reasons are obvious.


He is simply too unpredictable and if Chris rejects his advances, things could get ugly.... or not, but the risk is always there and you wouldn't leverage your life on Sockness mental stability. Am I right?

 

[Lampey]

I know people are joking about Sockness murdering/raping Chris, Barb, cats, etc... But is the dude actually violent? I can't be bothered to rifle through that monstrous thread to see if he ever harmed anyone physically.

TBH Chris prolly has more violent convictions to his name than Sockness.

Keep in mind that Jacob Sockness is not right in the head, i'd even say he's boderline crazy and desilusional, even more than Chris himself i'd even say.
People with mental illness can be violent and rape without any past violence ever happened, Jacob is not metally stable...what Chris needs is a mentally stable friend...not a creepy and rapey dude that sexualizes chris himself on twitter, supports chris on the CPU godess thng everyone is annoyed off and believes in his occult bs.

 

[Mikeula2099]

Sockness is gonna rip him a new ass clit

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris and sockness are proof we never should have closed state mental institutions, if they were still around today sockness, Chris, and a majority of the lolcows would be in quiet rooms with no computers to post pictures of their horrible dicks or prattle on about their delusions.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Chris and sockness are proof we never should have closed state mental institutions, if they were still around today sockness, Chris, and a majority of the lolcows would be in quiet rooms with no computers to post pictures of their horrible dicks or prattle on about their delusions.

And we would need to find other ways to keep ourselves occupied at work.

So... win-win?

 

[MG 620]

he's pathetic but not actually that crazy

I have to disagree. He's very mentally ill. Look at his eyes, they tell the real story.

 

[FightenGnome]

I can see Chris in a dramatic courtroom testimony blubbering "I swear, I had no idea riding the dragon would be so violent. All of you womenz, watch out for this. I am the first real lady to experience this brutal act known as RAPE! He didn't even take me to Equestria afterward like he promised. This wouldn't have happened had I not been so irresistibly beautiful and setsy."

I'd feel more pity for Sockness tbh. Sockness seems retarded enough to enter Chris' poop chute without any sort of barrier. He will instantly regret the inevitable infection that will come with it.

 

[Lampey]

I do wonder how the brain of people like Sockness works. (or doesnt)

 

[A Grey Cat]

I do wonder how the brain of people like Sockness works.

Get up
eats pages of the Bible and LSD for breakfast
???
Profit!!!

 

[The handsome tard]

Get up
eats pages of the Bible and LSD for breakfast
???
Profit!!!

Pretty sure the bible says that believing shit like the merge is blasphemy but maybe its the Newer Testament (because the New still dared to say shit like to not believe false prophets).

Chris and sockness are proof we never should have closed state mental institutions, if they were still around today sockness, Chris, and a majority of the lolcows would be in quiet rooms with no computers to post pictures of their horrible dicks or prattle on about their delusions.

We did get a frightening decrease of mental health and increase in retarded individuals demanding WE adapt to them so you are onto to something. ..

 

[A Grey Cat]

Pretty sure the bible says that believing shit like the merge is blasphemy but maybe its the Newer Testament (because the New still dared to say shit like to not believe false prophets).

We did get a frightening decrease of mental health and increase in exceptional individuals demanding WE adapt to them so you are onto to something. ..

Chris himself is a prime example, long before the whole "tolerate drag queen story hours in our library or you're a bigot" bs, Chris was preparing public speeches at Target about why the managers were manajerks and security was jerkops who should accept him as a hero on a quest... honestly if Chris was born a decade or two later and pulled the shit he did then, now we'd have a lot more video evidence to back up things like being pantsed and rug burned by Baggett at Target.

 

[bigshot]

I think they're absolutely perfect for each other. They'll make a lovely couple. I see a Spring wedding in their future.

 

[King Kiwi]

I think they're absolutely perfect for each other. They'll make a lovely couple. I see a Spring wedding in their future.

Dear! We shall invite so many guests.

Barb, the obese dogs, a bound and gagged priest and a large McDonald's $1 soda cup filled with the invisible ashes of Magi-Chan.

Spoiler: he didn't survive the Merge.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I know people are joking about Sockness murdering/raping Chris, Barb, cats, etc... But is the dude actually violent? I can't be bothered to rifle through that monstrous thread to see if he ever harmed anyone physically.

TBH Chris prolly has more violent convictions to his name than Sockness.

He dresses as a Care Bear and they had this power called "Care Bear Stare" that really had nothing to do with staring but was a type of beam shot from their stomach.

Because bears are known for shooting laser beams from their stomach, right?

Hopefully Sockness didn't voodoo teach himself to do it.

 

[OjSimpsonFan21]

Sockness worries me immensely because he seems to have real issues with violence, not Chris’ “RRRRR IM GONNA GET YOU YOU DAMN DIRTY TROLLS!” Chris reacts like a child does when things don’t go his way, he throws a tantrum, whereas Sockness has more real violent fantasies.

It reminds me of this Calvin & Hobbes comic. Calvin (in a more Chris-like mental state) wants to blow up school because he hates it. I feel like in the same situation Sockness would want to blow up the school with everyone inside to make a sacrifice for his imaginary demon god.

 

[AnOminous]

I feel like in the same situation Sockness would want to blow up the school with everyone inside to make a sacrifice for his imaginary demon god.

It wouldn't shock me in the least if this fucking weirdo raped and murdered Chris and then ate his liver to take his power or some fucked up shit like that.

 

[The handsome tard]

Sockness worries me immensely because he seems to have real issues with violence, not Chris’ “RRRRR IM GONNA GET YOU YOU DAMN DIRTY TROLLS!” Chris reacts like a child does when things don’t go his way, he throws a tantrum, whereas Sockness has more real violent fantasies.

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It reminds me of this Calvin & Hobbes comic. Calvin (in a more Chris-like mental state) wants to blow up school because he hates it. I feel like in the same situation Sockness would want to blow up the school with everyone inside to make a sacrifice for his imaginary demon god.

You know, its fine to have "power fantasies" at times (even as an adult, but even those mature at that age). The difference is if you actually believe and act on them...

It wouldn't shock me in the least if this fucking weirdo raped and murdered Chris and then ate his liver to take his power or some fucked up shit like that.

Im starting to wonder if people thinking this of him arent hoping that this is exactly what would happen deep down.