Sockness planning a "several month visit" with Chris.

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Well atleast I can take some solace that if anything sockass is just a man child with the occasionally violent fantasy. So its a 50/50 chance. Not good but not bad. Atleast he doesnt have tendencies like making up punishments and comparing them to circles to hell. Or expect chris to serve him in meekness and trembling.
I mean it could be worse. Chris couldve found out about fetlife and gotten involved with a real viscious predator masquing as a dom.

Unless said predator researched Chris first, it's unlikely they'd know the key to unlocking Chris' butthole. Then again, who am I kidding, Chris can't go 5 minutes before babbling about CPUs and the upcoming dimensional merge. Good thing Chris isn't the kind of princess to hang around places like Fetlife, he has little sexual urge left.

Fortunately, I'm pretty sure he's going into this as 'eyes open' as a delusional autist can. If he's convinced himself a ritual with Sockass involving giving said pervert his brown cherry will speed along the merge, then he's all for it, and won't consider it a rape.

Considering he already sodomized Sonichu in cartoon form, which in his mind means it really happened, he won't hesitate to take it in the twins himself for the good of the merge.
 
Your speaking like we're his guardians. We're not, but the farms have always offered Chris help when needed. He accepted it in the house fire, and turned it down ever since. He's convinced we're the ones doing the trolling.

Are we trolling Chris? No. Are we motivating Chris and sockness to do this? No. Would we want Chris to turn Sockness away? Some would say yes, some would say no. We don't interfere but we sure as hell have opinions.

But are we going to document what happens? You bet your ass we will.
There is an obvious division in what people think the purpose of this forum is. We all enjoy documenting, talking about, and making fun of Chris and I would think we want to be able to continue to do so. Chris is interesting because he has an odd precedent, we have helped him in the past and people think we should continue to do so. The forum is for documentation and discussion not group intervention, if you want to help Chris do it or don't, but don't bring it here. The Chris board has been shunned because of its propensity to break the most basic of guidelines and holds some boring content. People need to get their intervention fantasies out of here.
 
There is an obvious division in what people think the purpose of this forum is. We all enjoy documenting, talking about, and making fun of Chris and I would think we want to be able to continue to do so. Chris is interesting because he has an odd precedent, we have helped him in the past and people think we should continue to do so. The forum is for documentation and discussion not group intervention, if you want to help Chris do it or don't, but don't bring it here. The Chris board has been shunned because of its propensity to break the most basic of guidelines and holds some boring content. People need to get their intervention fantasies out of here.
There's a key difference here between now and the past.
Chris had his house on fire, he needed some assistance which is more than reasonable. Null helped Chris with sorting some plans out, because Chris agreed it was a good idea at the time.

Chris doesn't want help in this situation. Even if we did step in, we all know he would just wind up doing it again on his own terms. Chris gets help only on his own terms because it's impossible to give it to him when doesn't want it.
 
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Jesus christ this is not going to end well for anyone

It will end well for Sockass if he gets what he came for and he probably will, but I am honestly hoping Barb chases him out with a broomstick (or a boomstick) leaving Sockass too broke for a hotel and shivering out on the street in a dragon onesie futilely invoking demons to kill the evil witch preventing him from getting his dick wet...er...brown.
 
It will end well for Sockass if he gets what he came for and he probably will, but I am honestly hoping Barb chases him out with a broomstick (or a boomstick) leaving Sockass too broke for a hotel and shivering out on the street in a dragon onesie futilely invoking demons to kill the evil witch preventing him from getting his dick wet...er...brown.

What is he going there for? I highly doubt he literally is in love with Chris. I think he's trying to be this epik troooolllololol or scamming Chris.

This whole situation makes me seriously concerned for Chris and uncomfortable but there's nothing we can do about it
 
What is he going there for? I highly doubt he literally is in love with Chris. I think he's trying to be this epik troooolllololol or scamming Chris.

This whole situation makes me seriously concerned for Chris and uncomfortable but there's nothing we can do about it

He is a faggot however and i have no doubt he truely wants to fuck Chris as Chris is probably the only 'internet famous' man dumb enough to be manipulated into giving up his pooper for an imaginary cause. He is also hoping to gain much noteriety (which he hopes to turn into money somehow) by becoming the one to take the Princess CPU's 'virginity'.

Thinking about it a little more, it wouldn't surprise me if once he gets a recorded session of their horrible amateur gay sex he's going to up and leave, stop pretending he ever had anything to do with the merge shit and just try to sell the video to deviant fuckers who want to see Chris-Chan get anally pounded.
 
Everything I've read about Sockness has disturbed me to the extent where I haven't been bothering to keep up with anything involving his ongoing contact with Pristine Christine, but after sifting through the last 2-3 weeks of events, I'm honestly really concerned over the ultimate outcome of this entire arrangement.

On the one hand, Sockness having a one-way ticket to Charlottesville doesn't necessarily imply that he wants the savage destruction of Chris's asshole to be his swan song. It's usually the cheapest option to buy OWTs for the departure/return trips, and I'm pretty sure Jake the Rape Snake doesn't have that kind of dosh. It's possible that the only thing that will happen is them going out to some cheap bacteria infested diner, Chris being uninterested/disgusted with Sockness's rambling about his occult beliefs, and ending the night watching a shitty movie while one tweets about the merge and the other raving about how well he's hitting it off with his muse. Repeat/rinse for five days until Jacob goes home to gloat about it.

On the other, more unfortunate side, Sockness will give in to his primal desires to part Chris's asshole like the red sea, culminating in him murdering Chris, wearing his skin like a body suit, and attempting to convince Barb that the merge is finally complete and that her son has begun the metamorphosis into the CPU Goddess he always was but could never be in this reality.

In the event of the former, we also won't know if routine visits to VA will end up becoming a recurring affair that could possibly escalate into something resembling the latter. Whether it'll be a long-term saga or an isolated incident, the outcome is still going to be yet another negative on Chris's life that will yield some pretty fucked up consequences one way or another.
 
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Chris may not get raped. I mean. Can sockness' cock penetrate all that fat troon ass?

Me thinks not.

Have you seen his cock? There's a video. If he doesn't have actual medical micropenis he has something close to it.

It will end well for Sockass if he gets what he came for and he probably will

He is coming for CWC and he will come for CWC and he will have come for CWC.
 
It's clear what Sickness wants. But what does Chris want out of this? This might not be about sex to Chris. Sickness might be a model for independent living for him. Everyone seems to want Chris to move out of 14 BC. Here's his opportunity. He can move into a nice section 8 love nest and they can pool their tugboats to buy Pony.

The only one standing in the way of their dreams is Barb... (ominous music)
 
It's clear what Sickness wants. But what does Chris want out of this? This might not be about sex to Chris. Sickness might be a model for independent living for him. Everyone seems to want Chris to move out of 14 BC. Here's his opportunity. He can move into a nice section 8 love nest and they can pool their tugboats to buy Pony.

The only one standing in the way of their dreams is Barb... (ominous music)

Do you seriously believe Chris will want to use his tugboat for anything other than plastic horse crap and vidya?

The only way he'd be willing to move in with a sugar daddy is if he'd be allowed to keep the full amount of his SSDI. It's literally the one thing he bitches about the most when it comes to his current situation post-Bob.
 
Oh this is such fun. Now I have the mental image of the train going through buffalo heards while inside a squat, fat Care Bear dude is smirking and wallet full of condoms.

We may be joking about Barb shooting at Sockness, but what if he's packing heat himself? If not, his staff can fight back and shoot flames. He is a Shaman after all.
 
Come on guys. Maybe sockness isn't going to turn Chris into a meat puppet. Maybe this will be the best thing that ever happened to him. Hahaha ha... rip
 
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