Sockness planning a "several month visit" with Chris.

[Wake me up]

I shouldnt have to feel anything other than humor but all I can think about is the gnawing pit in my stomach

Then close your fucking browser and stop watching nigga. No one wants to hear about your emotional issues and calls for attention while you hypocritically stick around, watch, record and discuss everything. If you're going to do something about it despite the fact you've been told several times this is not what we do here, then just fucking do it and stop wasting our time repeating it over and over again.

If you can't handle Kiwi Farms' "Chris-chan Wild Ride" the exit is to your left, you are the only one making yourself stick around to watch it.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Thanks for telling me. Now I don't have to look at it. And I hope to the holy kiwis I never will

this means if there's a sockness and Chris sex tape, I DON'T WANNA FUCKING SEE IT

... You wanted to see it before you found that out?

 

[Buck Mullet]

Of course Sockness chose to travel across the country in about the most autistic way possible. What is it, 48 hours or so by rail? Fuck notifying Ruckersville PD, alert Amtrak that a fat autistic is using their service for a one way trip to rape a slow in the mind.

Who travels cross country by train? Outside of necessity, folks wanting a slow, scenic travel experience. And some of those nice, normal people are going to be sharing that time with Sockness... pity them, not Chris. Hope his backhole is ready.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

... You wanted to see it before you found that out?

No. "Now I don't have to look at it".
"have to"
I was saying that now I don't need to ever look at sockfuck's cock. There's just no reason to.

 

[Mason Verger]

Any of you nerds ever date before? Anybody ever travel across the country to see YOU? It's called "courtship" and I think it's lovely.

No but seriously, while this could turn out bad, SockMess is basically living the life we hope that Chris will after Barb dues. There's much worse endings for Chris than hooking up with some other autistic life partner and chattering about make believe shit all day. The fucker might even teach him how to live on his own.

 

[AnOminous]

If you can't handle Kiwi Farms' "Chris-chan Wild Ride" the exit is to your left, you are the only one making yourself stick around to watch it.

The ride never ends.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Marathoned the whole thread today. Will be watching with baited breath, this won't end well no matter how it goes

 

[Shiversblood]

Also people saying he's going to lose his anal virginity-- he hasn't been an anal virgin since the Classic Era; he was shoving anal beads and dildos up his ass in 2009-2010

Listen up son, slamming a Dildo into your anus does not mean you lose your virginity. Or anal virginity in this case.

What you just said in your post is the same thing as saying, if a guy buys a fleshlight and then slams his penis into the fleshlight then he is no longer a virgin because he used the fleshlight.

And that is simply false.

It has to be a real actual penis entering Chris Chan’s anus for him to lose his anal virginity, simply. A dildo does not count!

If a girl fingered herself would that make her not a virgin anymore? No.

Think before you post next time!!!!!!

 

[Alex Krycek]

Listen up son, slamming a Dildo into your anus does not mean you lose your virginity. Or anal virginity in this case.

What you just said in your post is the same thing as saying, if a guy buys a fleshlight and then slams his penis into the fleshlight then he is no longer a virgin because he used the fleshlight.

And that is simply false.

It has to be a real actual penis entering Chris Chan’s anus for him to lose his anal virginity, simply. A dildo does not count!

If a girl fingered herself would that make her not a virgin anymore? No.

Think before you post next time!!!!!!

He’s been primed for it. Also probably either won’t care or it will bring out all his latent desires even stronger that he’s had over the years.

 

[Shiversblood]

Anyways, he is not attracted to men and is not attracted to sockness in particular (the guy is ugly even if you were gay)

Is he being forced into sex with a man at this point? Is this border line rape? The ball is already in motion can he not stop it now?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Anyways, he is not attracted to men and is not attracted to sockness in particular (the guy is ugly even if you were gay)

I'm not saying Chris is attracted to Sockness, but sexuality is a funny thing, especially for a guy who virulently defended his "heterosexuality" in the past and now dresses like a 12-year old girl.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

I've already called the FBI, the Vatican Secret Police, The Ghostbusters, the entire Antarctic Secret Nazi Base, the crew of the Satiellite of Love, The Knights of the Round Table, The European Sect of Templars, the Muslim Brotherhood, and even the Jewish Consortium to monitor and mess with the situation because I'm a dirty weiner who simply cares about Chris and won't give him a moment to fuck up his own life.

 

[crayolasword]

Chris is gonna shit all over Sockness dick.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Anyways, he is not attracted to men and is not attracted to sockness in particular (the guy is ugly even if you were gay)

Is he being forced into sex with a man at this point? Is this border line rape? The ball is already in motion can he not stop it now?

No he’s said he’s Bisexual for a bout a year now and even wrote some shit about Magichan trying to show him all those years ago that he was. He’s very committed to this. Now do I think this is genuine Bisexuality or a symptom of his declining mental state? I am split over this. On the one hand I don’t know if Chris really ever had a hard grasp of sexuality outside whatever media he consumed and now that he’s being exposed to more LGBT media he’s merely adapting his tastes to that. On the other hand he was certainly manipulated into at least publicly admitting it by a sociopath and has really run with the idea since.

Chris has trouble distinguishing faces quite a bit as well. Or at the very least isn’t thinking too hard about who he happens to be seeing at the time.. Robert Simmons V had to identify himself in person, Emily/Kim have seen him in the wild and he doesn’t know who they are. To you or me, we might say “yeah I’m really not into that person, I’m more into (insert preference)” but Chris doesn’t seem to distinguish that way. It’s more the act of sexual intercourse being normalized in media - in my opinion at least, and a partner that will provide him comfort while it’s happening than the appearance and personality of his partner.

He isn’t being forced to do anything so much as he is being manipulated into it because another delusional sped is role playing with him again and paying attention to him. BlueSpike was a kid manipulated into shit and given a lot of opportunities to push the envelope but admittedly that bordered on Sociopathy, Wise was a Sociopath trying to see how far he could take things presumably before Chris cracked, Sockness is far worse. In addition to fitting Wises profile he’s also a Sadist and I believe he has power fantasies related to this. Beyond that I didn’t find the BlueSpike or Idea Guys sagas funny after a certain point - some content did make me laugh. Nothing Sockness is doing is even a little funny, he knows it, and he’s not the least bit ashamed of doing it. The problem however is there’s no way to mitigate this at this time. I mean try calling Railroad Police if you want, or local authorities, or Barb bit I don’t think you’ll get anywhere. Also normally you’re a quality poster and I don’t understand if you’re mocking other people in this thread because that’s your usual style or if you’re absolutely going into meltdown mode over a man in Virginia who has a history of making bad decisions in the name of romantic human contact however fleeting it may be and in its vacuum has opted for Cartoon romance instead.

 

[HavenlyKingdom]

Imagine being at a point in life where you are willing to travel for 4 days by train just to fuck fucking Chris.

 

[Picklechu]

There's a fourth option. Get in direct contact with Barb and convince her that this rando is planning on stealing her hoard.

Barb is really the only one who could stop this at this point, and that's assuming that she doesn't know that Chris has a "friend" coming for a visit. Even assuming she doesn't know, she's not going to listen to a stranger telling her that a fat retard in a onesie is coming to stay in her house and buttfuck her son, and strangers frankly shouldn't pozload my neghole and call her anyway.

Part of me kind of hopes that she doesn't know, just to see the reaction.

I don't think it's going to. He might get bored of it and obsess about something else, like he has with Sonichu and the SLUGBUTTQ+, but I get the feeling it's going to be a permanent fallback defense mechanism for him.

Barring a lot of therapy, which Chris is never going to go through with, this shit is here forever.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Oh this is such fun. Now I have the mental image of the train going through buffalo heards while inside a squat, fat Care Bear dude is smirking and wallet full of condoms.

We may be joking about Barb shooting at Sockness, but what if he's packing heat himself? If not, his staff can fight back and shoot flames. He is a Shaman after all.

How's this for humor? I sent a buddy of mine a link to the Sockness homo-dance dressed as CWC during pride, this is the response I got:

"I think im dead.....wtf? I clicked on the link...it was gay.....threw up...think i choked...now its dark so very dark..."

also

chris is going to fucking die

Also people saying he's going to lose his anal virginity-- he hasn't been an anal virgin since the Classic Era; he was shoving anal beads and dildos up his ass in 2009-2010

Masturbation doesn't count. Unlike a female's vagina, there's no such thing as a hymen in a fagina. Therefore 'anal virginity' is a state of mind rather then physical being. And it takes the physical equivalent of busting an actual cherry, aka taking a cock in the asshole for the first time to remove that state of 'anal virginity".

If just putting something up your ass was enough to remove the brown cherry, then nearly every human being on earth would no longer be an anal virgin, if not due to self-exploration then due to medical procedure, using a suppository, etc.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Anyways, he is not attracted to men and is not attracted to sockness in particular (the guy is ugly even if you were gay)

Is he being forced into sex with a man at this point? Is this border line rape? The ball is already in motion can he not stop it now?

Chris is an adult who’s officially considered to be mentally competent so if he wants to have sex with Sockness because he says it’ll cause the merge to happen that’s up to him.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Barring a lot of therapy, which Chris is never going to go through with, this shit is here forever.

I tend to side with Marvin on a lot of this stuff. The only way Chris will get therapy is if he’s somehow forced to and I don’t see the problem ever entirely going away. He believed this shit before Idea Guys, it just happened to be that they articulated it and provided false source material for it. Never mind that lots of it is contradictory or even irrational. He’s too into his fantasy to care about those details.

I saw this movie ages ago, called Shutter Island. It was in the late 2000s or early 2010s. In it this character convinced himself he’s a completely different person. A person in fact investigating the person he really is for crimes. Even with overwhelming evidence presented to him throughout the film he refuses to accept it until near the end of the movie, there are people playing into his delusion throughout the movie but drop hints that he is the very same guy he’s supposed to be after, he ends up learning the truth as I said near the end, but the very next day reverts to his previous mental state. This is for him a coping mechanism, a way of mitigating his many failures and tarnished reputation to reinvent himself and live in a fantasy world where his previous persona is a sort of boogeyman that he absolutely hates and actively hunts.

This has some strong parallels with the Chris we see now. The only big stretch is that this other character didn’t think Buggs Bunny or Mickey Mouse was his Gay lover or Coworker.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris is gonna shit all over Sockness dick.

Finally, Sam & Ella will get to infect Jacob's urethra.