Sockness planning a "several month visit" with Chris.

[The Final Troondown]

Sounds like they're going to have a real dimensional merge

 

[Space.Muffin]

The idea of them meeting IRL at Chris's house makes me legit uncomfortable.

"Please assume the Hedgehog Defensive Position."

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

He is going to kill every single living thing in the house (besides the roaches) for some dumb ritual

 

[bigshot]

If Barb has a single brain cell left in her head, she'll put her foot down on this.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

If Barb has a single brain cell left in her head, she'll put her foot down on this.

Likely: Barb is not going to do jack shit.
Unlikely: Barb musters up her strength and calls the police and gets a restraining order on Sockness.

 

[bigshot]

Sickness can stay in Patty's doghouse out back.

 

[Wake me up]

Regardless of how this ends, I can already say for a fact he won't be staying over for six months.

 

[Time of Space]

Will we finally see what happens when an unmovable ego meets an unstoppable libido?

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Chris finally gets the kinky sleepover that he always wanted.

 

[Absent minded Apothecary]

I think Sickness would just turn the other way because Chris's house is so filthy and unsanitary, it emits a nuclear and deadly smell.

Or he might get turned on by that, who knows?

 

[PL 001]

I think Sickness would just turn the other way because Chris's house is so filthy and unsanitary, it emits a nuclear and deadly smell.

Or he might get turned on by that, who knows?

This is the guy who made a video of him taking a huge whiff of the inside of Chris' old sneakers and making a creepy "I'm turned on" noise. I don't think bad hygiene or gross living conditions will deter him.

 

[johnny5150]

Does this mean Chris finally his sweetheart?

 

[Muscle Bra]

Unlikely: Barb musters up her strength and calls the police and gets a restraining order on Sockness.

With all of the restraining orders and bans from private property Chris has received over his life, how fucking hilarious is it that he's finally encountered someone who not only out-creeps Chris but is also infatuated with him?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

If Barb has a single brain cell left in her head, she'll put her foot down on this.

You'd think but then again if he comes in with generous gifts to Barb greed might take over.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

I think Sickness would just turn the other way because Chris's house is so filthy and unsanitary, it emits a nuclear and deadly smell.

Or he might get turned on by that, who knows?

Nah man, SF is just a giant cesspool where the homeless shits and piss all over the streets and shoot up and leave needles everywhere. He will feel just right at home.

 

[weegrumpy]

to quote quantum leap"oh boy"! I am very very scared for Chris, what if this Sockness goes all Hammer horror movie, and demands a blood sacrifice? will Chris throw Babs at Jacob instead yikes

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

You guys are being hyperbolic. They're both pussies. The most that's going to happen is Sockness and Chris doing weird rituals and touching Vienna sausages. Barb will take Sockness' money and call them both faggots.

 

[Wake me up]

You guys think this is what Bob had in mind when he set his youngest son on the Love Quest?

 

[Tikbalang]

I expect house fire ver. 2.0 when Jacob is going to do his voodoo shit.
Also Sockness would not last inside Chris's house for 3 minutes.

 

[Aldora]

It only took so many years, but Chris will finally get his sleepover.