Sockness planning a "several month visit" with Chris.

[Mariposa Electrique]

You guys think this is what Bob had in mind when he set his youngest son on the Love Quest?

It's Chris' only option. It's quite funny. It's natural selection in motion.

It only took so many years, but Chris will finally get his sleepover.

A night in Christine + a few months. I'm not being funny, but this is the only shot Chris has at a real relationship. Don't try to screw this up just because you can't accept Chris might enjoy 1/8 of an ounce of cock. Sockness is a retarded pussy just like Chris.

 

[King Kiwi]

Okay this isn't legit unless Chris responds to it.

 

[Muscle Bra]

It only took so many years, but Chris will finally get his sleepover.

Seriously. When I was little, I would always have friends from school or the neighborhood stay overnight on the weekends. I highly doubt Chris has ever had a close enough friend to whom he could make the offer.

It's cute. Our little man is growing up!

 

[A Grey Cat]

You guys think this is what Bob had in mind when he set his youngest son on the Love Quest?

My God that photo of sockness why does it look like it was taken in the actual 80s when the care bears was airing?

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

I feel like this all comes down to the whim / current condition of Barb really. Nothing truly shocks me anymore, but I'd imagine Chris would still at least ask (or try to mention in passing) that he's trying to have someone stay at their house for an extended period of time? This would so not have flew a couple years ago (at least in the case of a fucking freak like Sockness) when Barb was still something beyond a human husk, but she's so far gone at this point that she may just be totally indifferent to such a situation.

Regardless, I think it's unlikely to happen either way. Sockness does not meet Sweetheart criteria and I don't think Chris would want to have his personal space and privacy invaded by some male for that extended a length of time.

 

[DarkWestern]

Okay this isn't legit unless Chris responds to it.

Absolutely this.

I feel like this all comes down to the whim / current condition of Barb really.

Barb is essentially barely animated human remainsat this point, and has lasted years beyond my initial guesses for her timely demise, however, I digress.
In the unlikely event of Chris having a guest over, regardless of who it is unless they're imaginary, I doub't she[Barb] will even acknowlege their presence. She needs to be in elder care... Barb checked out mentally years ago, so I find it pretty pointless to theorize her reactions to anything as she's hardly capable of speech and movement at all.
Hopefully Chris continues to feed and bathe...
Fuck, just imagine having Chris as your elder care giver.... GG

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Seriously. When I was little, I would always have friends from school or the neighborhood stay overnight on the weekends. I highly doubt Chris has ever had a close enough friend to whom he could make the offer.

It's cute. Our little man is growing up!

They can play video games, watch cartoons and do autistic rituals!

 

[Wake me up]

Our little man is growing up!

If by "cute" you mean "a 40-year-old man is coming over to rape you in the ass" then OK.

 

[Shabobus]

Barb is essentially barely animated human remainsat this point, and has lasted years beyond my initial guesses for her timely demise, however, I digress.
In the unlikely event of Chris having a guest over, regardless of who it is unless they're imaginary, I doub't she[Barb] will even acknowlege their presence. She needs to be in elder care... Barb checked out mentally years ago, so I find it pretty pointless to theorize her reactions to anything as she's hardly capable of speech and movement at all.
Hopefully Chris continues to feed and bathe...
Fuck, just imagine having Chris as your elder care giver.... GG

I wonder if, during one of her vacant stares off into space, she regrets choosing Chris over Cole.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Sockness is from California, right?

Whatever is in the water in Florida may also be there...

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

If by "cute" you mean "a 40-year-old man is coming over to rape you in the ass" then OK.

Chris probably won't even feel it, then he'll announce he's a size queen.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Chris probably won't even feel it, then he'll announce he's a size queen.

No way is Sockness dongoloid scum; he is a perfectly average 4-inch warrior.

 

[DarkWestern]

No way is Sockness dongoloid scum; he is a perfectly average 4-inch warrior.

Sockness' final moments on YouTube were a horrifying display of him in his furry jammies, rubbing the spot where a dick would be and moaning. He did about four of these before they shut it down. There was no detectable lump whatsoever.... 4 inch may be an overstatement.

Do forgive the double post, but I just wanted to inb4 anyone asking if I archived them by saying NO I did not.

 

[DCM90]

I think you guys overreact about Sockness. After living for a few years in the Bay Area I learn that most SF freaks are pretty much harmless. I mean, if he was some iron cross st Richmdon or East Oakland jolly african american then yes i would worry.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Threads like this make me wonder how many spergs and weens actually make plans to travel to 14BC in order to meet the Lolcow himself...I'm sure most don't get far, but I'm seriously concerned about how far gone Chris actually is, and how he'll react to this visit. I know Sockness believes in Satanic blood curses and shit, but I can't seriously see him doing much else.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

No way is Sockness dongoloid scum; he is a perfectly average 4-inch warrior.

Sockness's cockness is actually enormous, but Chris won't feel it because his anus is looser than his grasp on reality.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Sockness's cockness is actually enormous, but Chris won't feel it because his anus is looser than his grasp on reality.

I bet his anus looks like the mouth of an old lady.

 

[nekrataal]

Chris probably won't even feel it, then he'll announce he's a size queen.

That actually sounds like it’d be kinda funny. Imagine going across the country to dick down Chris only for him to say your dick is too small.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

I bet his anus looks like the mouth of an old lady.

Dude stop I already jerked off today

 

[Fapcop]

I wonder if, during one of her vacant stares off into space, she regrets choosing Chris over Cole.

You know how whenever dogs meet, they always sniff each others ass?

I’ve noticed that boomer-grannies have a similar ritual: They always tell each other about their kids.

Which kinda makes me wonder: On the rare occasion that Barb meets another boomer granny, what do you think she says?

My money are on: “My son is a movie reviewer!”

It’s only when pressed and asked “You got any daughters or just a son?” That Barb gazes right past the person asking and quietly says: “My other son is an artist.”