Sockness planning a "several month visit" with Chris.

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Likely: Barb is not going to do jack shit.
Unlikely: Barb musters up her strength and calls the police and gets a restraining order on Sockness.

I think Chris will start screaming when Sock starts pawing his junk, and Barb will call the cops. Barb may look like the crypt keeper but I'm pretty sure she still has the good old redneck GIT OFFA MY PROPPITY going. Frankly, if Barb doesn't have a gun, I think his would be a good time for her to get one. I would normally not recommend that but I think Sock is a dangerous lunatic.

 

[nekrataal]

I think Chris will start screaming when Sock starts pawing his junk, and Barb will call the cops. Barb may look like the crypt keeper but I'm pretty sure she still has the good old redneck GIT OFFA MY PROPPITY going. Frankly, if Barb doesn't have a gun, I think his would be a good time for her to get one. I would normally not recommend that but I think Sock is a dangerous lunatic.

Has Chris even acknowledged this dude’s proposal? It’d be funny if he just slammed the door on him.

 

[Haesindang Park]

To me, it sounds like he's trying to escape such an expensive and shitty place like San Francisco so he can live with Chris where it is much cheaper. But he says he can be away from his apartment for up to six months. I don't know but I'm probably going to go with the possible idea that he wants to move where it's cheaper.

 

[WutangLee]

Best case scenario. Sockness is going to roll up to Chris' house, and Chris will call the cops. They both lose, but we win a story to add in Christory. Worst case scenario, he ends up mutilating Chris and Barb in a horrific murder for his cult blood ritual, and everything you guys have ever posted is collected.

So Sockness and Barb will fight for the right to spoon with CWC...

Magichan is the one he has to watch out for.

 

[TopOfTheGame]

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Has Chris even acknowledged this dude’s proposal? It’d be funny if he just slammed the door on him.

I doubt sockness really cares what chris thinks

 

[Tikbalang]

also there is already a picture of Jacobs dick

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Safe enough for Chris

 

[King Kiwi]

And still nothing from Chris?
Such a shock.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

And still nothing from Chris?
Such a shock.

I'm still figuring out how Chris not responding means something when he has already corresponded several times with Sockness, has agreed to a partnership and considers him a friend.

Chris has other prospects on his mind. Bronycon is in one week. He might be outside looking for loose change and holding up signs on the intersection like a vagrant.

Sockness is getting ready too. He wrote up this long term plan that isn't for a few months. He is looking for his Tender Heart and Funshine Bear cosplays and eBaying Pony accessories and arranging his carpool to the SF airport.

As far as Chris is concerned we might not even know who Sockness is. Where is Jacob's mother again? Better call her 101 heavenly sister at the Convent.

 

[trueandhonestfan]

Imagine being such a tard that you want to spend months with Chris just for le epic trolling. And roleplaying the merge shit with him no less.

sounds like he plans to stay over with him. In which case, Barb probably won't be ok with that

Unless he shares some of his money with Barb.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Knowing Sockness, I'm scared for Chris's safety.

Since Sockness's trip is based around him getting his inheritance I would be scared for whatever family he has left that he can kill to get money to meet his sweetheart

 

[King Kiwi]

Since Sockness's trip is based around him getting his inheritance I would be scared for whatever family he has left that he can kill to get money to meet his sweetheart

If it were me I'd probably just lay for the fucker and shoot at point-blank range when he appeared at my bedside.

Being Chris he'll probably just move over and make room.

 

[{o}P II]

Thinking this will end in anything but a whisper is


Chris will ignore sockness and use him as an living ebay loophole and Theirs no way sockness is making a cross country trip
And even if both of those predictions are false Barb will threaten to kill hersef or chris at the mere mention of new meat threatening the hoard

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

You know how whenever dogs meet, they always sniff each others ass?

I’ve noticed that boomer-grannies have a similar ritual: They always tell each other about their kids.

Which kinda makes me wonder: On the rare occasion that Barb meets another boomer granny, what do you think she says?

My money are on: “My son is a movie reviewer!”

It’s only when pressed and asked “You got any daughters or just a son?” That Barb gazes right past the person asking and quietly says: “My other son is an artist.”

As if Barb has any friends, lmao

 

[MY 405]

I just want him to travel 3500 miles run out of stuff to say in ten minutes and then both of them sit in the same room and DM each other for two weeks. Oh and watch, as long as Barb gets either "dinner out "or "he's going to pay to stay with us" money, he can stay as long as he likes.

 

[Jack Awful]

I want Sockness to go.
Recent Christory has been boring and he's the man to mix it up.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

I just want him to travel 3500 miles run out of stuff to say in ten minutes and then both of them sit in the same room and DM each other for two weeks. Oh and watch, as long as Barb gets either "dinner out "or "he's going to pay to stay with us" money, he can stay as long as he likes.

Barb is a thousand years old, Chris could just put Sockness in some of his old clothes and she probably wouldn't even know the difference, as long as they're not both in the room with her at the same time.

 

[Skips]

Barb is a thousand years old, Chris could just put Sockness in some of his old clothes and she probably wouldn't even know the difference, as long as they're not both in the room with her at the same time.

I dunno man, you can't replicate that characteristic smell of rotten watermelons. She would notice

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

I dunno man, you can't replicate that characteristic smell of rotten watermelons. She would notice

As if Sockness doesn't have the exact same smell

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

also there is already a picture of Jacobs dick

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Oh goodie. Both he and Chris are not afraid of nudity.

Forget the blowup doll, forget naughty things with chocolate cakes, forget pillowhumping. With a little luck we will see Sockness and Chris snowballing hard on a nice little tape. I doubt Sockness will go, and if he does if he can pay Barb enough to stay for long, but I have hope. Sockness is crazy, so crazy enough to show up and try and buttfuck Chris and let Chris return the favor.

If Sockness shows up, there is every chance this is going to end badly. A fight over the merger, over who pitches and catches, over who gets to sleep in Barbs bed, over how long he stays, over some satanic ritual with a slaughtered goat in the backyard, something will go wrong.

 

[muh_moobs]

I think you guys overreact about Sockness. After living for a few years in the Bay Area I learn that most SF freaks are pretty much harmless. I mean, if he was some iron cross st Richmdon or East Oakland jolly african american then yes i would worry.

Dat's raysis! Niggers not dangeruss