Sockness planning a "several month visit" with Chris.

[Fapcop]

Marvin's already pointed out that Chris gets plenty of human interaction. He just needs to interact with people who aren't I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME or Sockness.

I don’t believe Marvin ever said he gets “plenty of human interaction”.

More like “occasional human interaction” through his Pokémon group, and whatever local land whales who are trying to make up for what they lack in the looks department by being “kind and supportive”.

Chris needs more interaction for sure, but I’m not entirely sure if a spell casting, hyper sexual turbo autist from 2000 miles over is the right kind of interaction.

(Unless of course everything that Sockness does and posts online is just a weird, aimless long con, and IRL he just wants to chill and watch some movies with Chris.)


But I digress. I think it’ll end in a huge fiasco. Making that jump between being online buddies and hanging out IRL can be weird and hard for normal people. I can’t even imagine how Chris with his weapons-grade autism would pull it off.

And of course, there’s the fact that Sockness is an *ugh!* dang male!

 

[Muscle Bra]

Chris needs more interaction for sure, but I’m not entirely sure if a spell casting, hyper sexual turbo autist from 2000 miles over is the right kind of interaction.

I think that depends upon your point of view. Certainly, it’s not the best interaction if you’re taking Chris’s well-being or benefit into consideration but (speaking as a third-party viewer of this real-life “Truman Show”) I don’t think anything could be much funnier.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

If anyone like @Marvin still talks to Chris you might wanna get him to block Jacob. He seems dangerous and it's not worth the eBay money.

Yup, I'm pretty sure Chris should be in a corner clutching his anal beads and shaking in terror.

Chris needs more interaction for sure, but I’m not entirely sure if a spell casting, hyper sexual turbo autist from 2000 miles over is the right kind of interaction.

Sockness' behavior is obviously an attention grab. He's an idiot. TBPH, if I had to hang around with either of them.......I would choose diving into a lake of gasoline with a lit match. Quit acting as if you know what is and what isn't best for Chris. No real human being with any dignity will hang out with him.
This is the best Chris can do, and at least Sockness is not delusional like Chris when it comes to sexual attraction. He knows Chris doesn't want him. The worst that can happen is Chris takes all of Sockness' inheritance, and they do some dumb rituals in their underwear and dock gherkins. The end.

 

[ZapThePickle]

Chris=The next murdered "ethot"?

Nothing good is gonna come from that meeting/stalking/murder

 

[Wake me up]

Chris=The next murdered "ethot"?

Nothing good is gonna come from that meeting/stalking/murder

Imagine being so desperate for friendship you invite your murderer to your own home for a sleepover. Or you know, it's just as bad if it's not a killer but a 40-year-old smelly autistic wannabe-real-life-wizard - when you know he's into you, that way.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

He'll probably eviscerate Barb like a Tauntaun and use her innards as a sleeping bag.

Why must you raise my hopes like this?

 

[dirt lamb]

livestream making fun of/talking about sockness and chrischan

 

[Duke Nukem]

So how would a w€€n react to Sockness making his pilgrimage to Autism Mecca?

The same way an incel would react to a disgusting fat smelly sperg getting an attractive girlfriend (or any girlfriend, tbh).

livestream making fun of/talking about sockness and chrischan

Ugh, that freakin' CareBear costume. I'm just imagining him trying to cast spells and curses in some fucked up autistic RPG adventure in that outfit.

 

[dirt lamb]

Ugh, that freakin' CareBear costume. I'm just imagining him trying to cast spells and curses in some fucked up autistic RPG adventure in that outfit.

I'm not gonna lie, he looks cozy.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I'm not gonna lie, he looks cozy.

I'm kind of amazed they make it in his size.

Chris=The next murdered "ethot"?

Nothing good is gonna come from that meeting/stalking/murder

At least he won't be stuck at 14 Branchland Court with Barb and The Hoard anymore.

 

[dirt lamb]

I'm kind of amazed they make it in his size.

Let's be real, it's probably the most popular size sold.

 

[DCM90]

The same way an incel would react to a disgusting fat smelly sperg getting an attractive girlfriend (or any girlfriend, tbh).



Ugh, that freakin' CareBear costume. I'm just imagining him trying to cast spells and curses in some fucked up autistic RPG adventure in that outfit.

Supposedly he's representing some alien furry gummy bear from his weird mythos system. That race has magical powers, some other race has technology knowledge ,etc

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Supposedly he's representing some alien furry gummy bear from his weird mythos system. That race has magical powers, some other race has technology knowledge ,etc

It must just be a fuckin non-stop rollercoaster inside a schizophrautistic person's mind

 

[King Kiwi]

I'm not gonna lie, he looks crazy as motherfucking hell.

 

[PL 001]

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livestream making fun of/talking about sockness and chrischan

Holy shit this guy has an obnoxious/annoying voice. Kudos to anyone that could sit through two hours of it.

 

[Troonos]

die chris

Chris is actually a male, so it would be der Chris.

 

[The Dude]

Chris always wanted a fuckmommy. I guess Voodoo Fuckdaddy is close enough?

 

[Ghostbeater]

I held back my thoughts on this to wait and see, but here is how i think this will end

(Can't believe that nobody brought this in)

 

[OjSimpsonFan21]

Honestly certain things Sockness has said (his desire for a saga, implications that the chris kink thing is an act) make me think that he is a bit more nefarious than just another autist like Kengle.

 

[YanYanWan]

this is the most worried ive been for chris’ safety since the idea guys.