Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Hippopatumus said:
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LITERALLY SHAKING
Take a shot, kiwis!
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Hey it's not all mentally-ill trannies that stay home. Some of them are actually willing to go to a political protest and shoot at people.

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Goon Ginette Reno thinks the Supreme Court that just blocked the federal government making personal medical decisions for citizens will lead to the overturn of Roe v Wade, a ruling where it found that the government should not make personal medical decisions for citizens.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE AN ABORTION
 
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northstar747 said:
which gang tags are for pedos?
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I believe it, since C-Spam is easily the worst forum on SA, filled with the most insufferable, nihilistic, terminally irony-poisoned people. That being said,
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Could probably be its own thread.
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What's wrong with this one? Just post some screenshots. For example;

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Well, it's nice that posting alongside other doomers has helped this guy not go out "in a blaze of glory"... yet. Another C-Spam success story?
 

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Something Awful said:
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Actually have something vaguely relevant about this person's experiences but I'll keep it vague and beneath a spoiler to avoid power leveling.

EMS work can be a real shitshow and the comment about the incredible cost of what could easily be a ride and a quick check on your basic vitals is true. Its pretty common practice for the crew to warn a patient that looks like they're bullshitting or just hoping to get squeeze medication out of their doctor to heavily consider being driven. Shit's expensive but sometimes they'll still ask to be carried to the hospital anyway.

The work is hard on your body and your mind so I won't immediately say this dude is being a doomer faggot due to that. A lot of EMS workers do have issues like these and its rarely a permanent job because of all these issues. Drug and alcohol abuse is a common issue due to needing to cope with the incredible stress.

The mention of a single EMS company holding something akin to monopoly can absolutely happen in small towns but its less due to being legally locked out and more because the cost of starting a station, maintaining it, and employees usually far outstrips what you will be provided so nothing but a bigass multi-town company can afford it.

Saying it 'helped no one' at any point in his career makes me think he was either a very brief employee and is bullshitting or he wasn't an actually certified EMT basic or Paramedic. Even in smaller towns you'll absolutely end up keeping someone alive to reach treatment by a doctor, its very common for a patient to degrade mid transportation. This is also assuming you are not responding to a serious emergency in progress.

Homeboy sounds like he decided to blame EEEEEVIL CAPITALISM for his life going to shit rather than likely being in a shitty situation. You don't just trip onto a fucking heroin needle until you overdose. I'd say I feel some sympathy for him due to the suicide of his sister but staying on SA is stupid and counterproductive to any attempts to mentally assist themselves.

Chances are his 'rage against the dying light' would stuffing a fistful of pills in his mouth which given the way Lowtax died I guess it's apropos.
 
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That shiteating goblin is EBT, a troon, he actually kept posting after being helldump but stayed within the transgoon thread. He was perma'd a couple years after being helldumped when people reminded the admins what a shiteating goblin EBT is. I only remember EBT by name as I could not believe they didn't ban him when I paid my 10 bux to read webcomic mock threads during a paywall. He was first on my ignore list.

EBT wrote a whole blog about experimenting with different diets to make the tastiest poop. I will never forget it. I maybe wrong and there are multiple shiteating goblins, like when helldump uncovered a great web of pedo goons.
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Maybe L8 but I'm trying to deeper dive into this because its confirmed EBT is none other than Jen, a member of Tenacious Unicorn Ranch.
 
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Forums poster Nocturtle has SIXTEEN pages worth of posts since AUGUST in the cspam coof thread. In it he pontificates on his desires to move out of the bug hive that is NYC to the safe and clean mainland China, but has finally decided to move out to a rural area so as to ensure his kids have zero exposure to normal socialization.

As someone who moved to a rural area specifically to get away from people like him, he's going to have an extremely rude awaking the first time he goes to buy groceries and finds out that rural people have been going about their normal lives the entire pandemic.
 
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Forums poster Nocturtle has SIXTEEN pages worth of posts since AUGUST in the cspam coof thread. In it he pontificates on his desires to move out of the bug hive that is NYC to the safe and clean mainland China, but has finally decided to move out to a rural area so as to ensure his kids have zero exposure to normal socialization.

As someone who moved to a rural area specifically to get away from people like him, he's going to have an extremely rude awaking the first time he goes to buy groceries and finds out that rural people have been going about their normal lives the entire pandemic.
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I cannot wait for sixteen pages of posts on how bigoted and unsafe those country bumpkin rednecks are.
 
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