Something is wrong with me 3/22/19 - No kidding

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Would you go to Al for diet advice?

  • Yes, she clearly knows what she’s talking about

    Votes: 43 15.6%
  • No, I’m not exceptional

    Votes: 39 14.1%
  • If I wanted to gain weight fast

    Votes: 73 26.4%
  • Only if I wanted a slow suicide

    Votes: 121 43.8%

  • Total voters
    276
One thing that O2B still doesn't comprehend about Amber, after he did further research, is that she's not on a one meal a day diet. He said that sausage meal was probably 1200-1500 cals (accurate from the math I did..not close to the number she gave) and that he didn't think it was that bad and that she could eat 2 a day and still lose wait, as if she ate that and fasted for the rest of the day. lol ..When you're eating 1200-1500 a single meal, and eating throughout the day, that's a HUGE deal.

He also doesn't understand that she had these food habits before the 'haters' and that many of the people in that category actually started out being regular supporters of her channel. They're pessimistic to her b.s. weight loss plans, because they've seen it before, not because they're simply trolls hoping she dies.

"My friends were over.." love how she's taken over Becky's friends. Not 'our' friends, but 'my' friends.
 
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Hamby, those people that have yellow-toned skin are of Asian descent, and they still don't look like a yellow crayon. White bitches like you should have pink or blue toned skin, and those tones are very light affections of complexion.
 
Does this bitch ever think anything is right with her? She’s already bedbound, her health is failing her, and her social life is non-existent. Her relationship with the woman she supposedly loves is superficial at best. Surely, there must be something in that curdling gray mass she calls a brain that realizes nothing in her life is exactly right.
 
Her smugness at 9:07 when talking about how she knows she doesn’t have diabetes (the face she made afterwards made me want to punch her)
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Also who drinks out of a water jug?
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She’s such a pig lmao
 
Her smugness at 9:07 when talking about how she knows she doesn’t have diabetes (the face she made afterwards made me want to punch her)
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Also who drinks out of a water jug?
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She’s such a pig lmao
I am more grossed out by how idle Eric is. All that anxiety must be so hard to deal with, he has to lie under a blanket and drink coffee, all whilst surrounded by all his amiibo.

Poor Rickie having to live with three losers. (and before anyone says I have a hard on for Rickie, I don't think he is some perfect angel. When it comes to that house and the scale of awfulness of its inhabitants, he is right at the bottom of it.)
 
Does this bitch ever think anything is right with her? She’s already bedbound, her health is failing her, and her social life is non-existent. Her relationship with the woman she supposedly loves is superficial at best. Surely, there must be something in that curdling gray mass she calls a brain that realizes nothing in her life is exactly right.
That's how narcissists are. They lie and they lie and they lie, and are in complete denial of anything bad happening, no, not in their life.
 
I don't care how late this is, but my all time favorite part in this video is how AL only know what a pint is because of ben and jerry's.

She doesn't have to adhere to every fat stereotype, but she does it anyway.
 
If she thinks she's yellowing, she needs to waddle or roll to her doctor ASAP. Jaundice is not a symptom to fuck around with, and if Thumbcky really cares about 'dem tiddies', she'll nag Big Al until she gets it checked out.
Oh no, honey boo boo! Amber is too caring to waste doctors' time like that! She's so considerate she'd rather ignore a potential medical emergency, thank you very much.

Seriously though, that's what made me roll my eyes the hardest in this video. She went on and on about how she used to go to the ER at the drop of a pen but not any more! She's not one to waste professionals' time, y'all. And the fact that she did in the past is totally ok because she's being honest. We know that's all it takes in order to instantly nullify any terrible consequences of you past behavior.
 
At this point I'm convinced that she's well passed the point of no return. Even if she were to magically get her shit together, she's irreparably ruined her body and she will die very soon regardless of any measures she takes.
 
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