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Guess Sega did what Nintendidn't.The fact there's only ONE* good Mario movie while there are 3 of Sonic is incredible, you would have expected a sequel by now. The Sonic movies are good despite the pozz. On the other hand, this might expose innocent eyes to the insanity that is Sonic fandom.
*Okay, the 90s movie was hilariously bad.
The sonic movies do the same thing as the 90s mario movie did of barely following any game lore which makes it insane to me how well they did comparatively. 93 Mario movie also has issues with a huge chunk of scenes cut for time lke the thing explaining why luigi doesn't have a mustache or the final shot of the running pizza order side plot. Illuminaton mario's "ok" but lacks the raw fucking style of the original live action one. Lots of great/funny shit going on in the background too like the fact the police officer is visbly making out with a hooker barely offscreen during the arrest sequence.The fact there's only ONE* good Mario movie while there are 3 of Sonic is incredible, you would have expected a sequel by now. The Sonic movies are good despite the pozz. On the other hand, this might expose innocent eyes to the insanity that is Sonic fandom.
*Okay, the 90s movie was hilariously bad.
I think people are just desperate for a good video game movie that they will have no problem being hypocritical regarding why one works and why the other one doesn't.The sonic movies do the same thing as the 90s mario movie did of barely following any game lore which makes it insane to me how well they did comparatively
Feels more l ike tapping into the early US/UK marketing thing that sorta perma fucked stuff consistency wise, after adventure era ended sega started try ing to appeal to people by scrubbing shit mentioning earth. ...or could be market attempt for the the sonic X guys. "Sonic's an alien!!!!!"stuff.Regarding the Sonic movies, this just comes off as Paramount trying to mix the classic era with the adventure era and what we get is a movie with more human focus than the main characters. The Knuckles mini-series was absolutely insulting including political pandering bullshit.
No, fuck off Hollyweird.
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there goes the slightest chance of me ever giving a fuck about the movies ever again. and you were doing so well too, SEGA.![]()
According to someone in the Minecraft movie thread who saw it, it’s fake. So we may be safe after all.No, fuck off Hollyweird.
A single google search let me prove this was all fake.According to someone in the Minecraft movie thread who saw it, it’s fake. So we may be safe after all.
Because I have that much of a lack of faith in Hollywood.A single google search let me prove this was all fake.
How the fuck do grown ass people still not have the ability to fact check if something sounds unlikely.
Translation: I'm lazy.Because I have that much of a lack of faith in Hollywood.
Well that and Warner Brothers is probably the dumbest film studio on the planet, and it's very plausible they'd commit to something like that.Translation: I'm lazy.
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Yeah don't get me wrong, I didn't put it past the two companies to actually attempt this.Well that and Warner Brothers is probably the dumbest film studio on the planet, and it's very plausible they'd commit to something like that.