Sonichu Sonichu 15 Page 1: Dates - Enjoy the Facts

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Chris has uploaded an update to Sonichu after weeks of most likely being occupied with food, video games, toys and TV shows and definitely not because people are wanting him to deliver on Patreon promises...

Text Version:

Spoiler

Because the details have been divulged, I felt the best way to share them was in Page One of the book Two from now. Read and weep: Sonichu and Rosechu; they were both born as Pichus in the year 1992. She’s older than him by a few months.

And Station Square’s Chaotic destruction? SEGA Predicted It happening in the game released in 1998. They Never dated the event, because they wanted no one to prevent it happening. Super Sonic and Sonichu Took Out Perfect Chaos On February 1, 2003.

Enjoy the Facts.

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

so sonichu was born on 420?


edit: according to the CWCki, sonichu was born on the 17th of march, 1988 and rosechu was born on the 22nd of december, 1988. chris somehow changed their birthdates

 

[Ido]

reminds me of

 

[Splendid]

So, in the Sonichu canon, Sega games predict terrorist attacks?
Why couldn't they tell us about 9/11?

 

[Optimus Prime]

Look at that fucking white space between the text on the (cut off) upper panel and the "Five miles" line. Jesus H Christ, I'd say he didn't know what a ruler is...but the lines on the side of the picture are perfectly straight (albeit angled away from the actual page edge).

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

This panel looks as if, this generic recolor with bug eyes is looking on as Barb drowns underneath a waterfall.

 

[Muttnik]

Oh Chris....
Even your blatant copying looks shitty in comparison.

 

[Bassomatic]

At least it's not pony shit.

 

[Power Armor]

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Oh Chris....
Even your blatant copying looks shitty in comparison.

where did he steal this from

 

[KM 749]

At least it's not pony shit.

At this point, I'll tolerate anything that isn't full of incomprehensible text walls.

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Oh Chris....
Even your blatant copying looks shitty in comparison.

So he didn't review those fanworks to show good will to his fans? Color me shocked.

 

[MasterDisaster]

where did he steal this from

The sneaky sneak stole it from @Trickie.
He even heavily edited his version to make sure the tail was blunt and not pointed like the one she drew.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

Bout time Chris got back from his holiday vacation.

This retcon is going to be "interesting" to say the least. How will Sonichu look through this new, even more warped lenses that Chris has now, in which Japanese gaming companies conspire with the Masons and Stone Cutters to orchestrate future disasters?

Also "read and weep"? What the heck is that supposed to mean?

 

[MasterDisaster]

You know when someone commented that Chris was going to go back and steal @Trickie's Rosechu's Story I was skeptical.
How wrong I was.

 

[Schwachkopf]

He's still drawing on a paper...? I expected him to move on and use a Wacom drawing tablet on PC.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Sonichu and Rosechu; they were both born as Pichus in the year 1992. She’s older than him by a few months.

That's quite odd that Rosechu is older than Sonichu. One of the few constants in Chris's life is that he needs to be older than his heartsweet.

so sonichu was born on 420?

Funny. But, again, that's quite odd. I would have guessed that Sonichu would have been born on February 24.

Also "read and weep"? What the heck is that supposed to mean?

"Read it and weep" is something snarky you say when you are showing incontrovertible proof of something to someone who steadfastly believes the opposite. But the way Chris is using it ... who the hell knows?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

And Station Square’s Chaotic destruction? SEGA Predicted It happening in the game released in 1998. They Never dated the event, because they wanted no one to prevent it happening

Those fucking bastards.

And they turned Sonic's arms blue.

Also - from information on the CWCki - Sonichu's in-universe date of birth, 17 March 1998. Rosechu's in-universe date of birth, 22 December 1998. Chris - you have, by your own rules, just killed your lovehog heartsweets. F'shame.

 

[opy702]

He's still drawing on a paper...? I expected him to move on and use a Wacom drawing tablet on PC.

He'll never change the way he makes garbage comics, that's just the way he rolls.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

He's still drawing on a paper...? I expected him to move on and use a Wacom drawing tablet on PC.

The guy won't even lay out panels using a ruler or buy decent paper.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

He's still drawing on a paper...? I expected him to move on and use a Wacom drawing tablet on PC.

Disappointing, yes. You'd think he'd be smart enough to invest that sweet, sweet Patreon monies into his craft.

"Read it and weep" is something snarky you say when you are showing incontrovertible proof of something to someone who steadfastly believes the opposite. But the way Chris is using it ... who the hell knows?

Huh, well, after reading Sonichu sometimes I feel like weeping, but maybe not for reasons Chris thinks.

 

[Caz]

Damn, Chris isn't even trying anymore...