Sonichu Sonichu 15 Page 1: Dates - Enjoy the Facts

[FrickleMyPickle]

"Enjoy the Facts" sounds like a thing you'd hear from someone who's about to introduce you to their theory that Jewish mole people invented AIDS.

 

[Optimus Prime]

"Enjoy the Facts" sounds like a thing you'd hear from someone who's about to introduce you to their theory that Jewish mole people invented AIDS.

Still a more interesting story than Sonichu.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

Going by the first panel, canonically Sonichu has two dads. How progressive of Chris.

 

[ZehnBoat]

And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Christine Weston Chandler, Sperg of Spergs;
Read and Weep, ye Dirty Trolls, and despair!

honestly that usage of read and weep though

 

[Jack Awful]

"Sega didn't say the specific dates because they didn't want anyone to prevent the real life events of Sonic Adventure 1 from happening"
I'd love to sit Chris down and try and figure out his thought process.
Like, does he see Sega as prophets, why can't we prevent things from happening, how would we even do that?
It's infinitely fascinating.

 

[Thomas Paine]

Are we really surprised that Chris is retconning Sonichu birthdates?

I mean, hell, he fucking retconned his own name because of a mall automaton.

 

[Silvally]

i see Chris showing contempt towards the real electric hedgehog Pokemon

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Are we really surprised that Chris is retconning Sonichu birthdates?

Not so much surprised as a bit disappointed, really. Given his insistence on how any change to the TRUE and HONEST history of his spiky little abominations would be effectively recreating them and therefore killing them first.

Then again, the CWCki has a nice long article on Chris And Hypocrisy with good reason.

 

[MacMasonry]

Man, this retelling the backstory of Sonichu is gonna be fucking hot.

 

[Fleshy Sanik]

Why is Rosechus mother a b-dog?

 

[SuperJ]

He's still drawing on a paper...? I expected him to move on and use a Wacom drawing tablet on PC.

Do you think Kagney Lynn Moore is just made of money? She can't just be buying every damn electronic toy for Christine. I'm sure she has her mom's holey buttocks or dentures to pay for. Maybe even some delicious bananas.

 

[everythingisawkward999]

It's been, what, 12 years since Chris drew a Pikachu last? (Not counting his 'Original S&R Drawing') It's almost like a breath of semi-stale air that has been locked away for so long. (Tasty ripoff, BTW)

And, oh boy, editing the chronology timeline on the CWCki is gonna be quite a pain.

 

[Marvin]

It's been, what, 12 years since Chris drew a Pikachu last? (Not counting his 'Original S&R Drawing') It's almost like a breath of semi-stale air that has been locked away for so long. (Tasty ripoff, BTW)

Doesn't he draw a pikachu every fucking time he draws sonichu?

 

[everythingisawkward999]

Doesn't he draw a pikachu every fucking time he draws sonichu?

Touché.

 

[Muscle Bra]

Doesn't he draw a pikachu every fucking time he draws sonichu?

As much as I hate to argue with you, Marv, Sonichu is pretty much a ripoff of Sonic's body type with a Pikachu color scheme superimposed over it. Other than the colors, the only Pikachu elements are the ears and the tail; the shoes, the legs, the arms, and the face all are straight-up Sonic.

 

[nvrwastetree]

That's quite odd that Rosechu is older than Sonichu. One of the few constants in Chris's life is that he needs to be older than his heartsweet.


Funny. But, again, that's quite odd. I would have guessed that Sonichu would have been born on February 24.


"Read it and weep" is something snarky you say when you are showing incontrovertible proof of something to someone who steadfastly believes the opposite. But the way Chris is using it ... who the hell knows?

This is also coming from a idiot who used the word "butthurt" as a verb.

 

[Medley]

sonichu has allowed his lineage to become tainted by marrying a mixed species rosechu

 

[FightenGnome]

Still a more interesting story than Sonichu.

And more believable than Chris' version of the real life events that the Sub-Episodes were based off of.

 

[Trilby]

Look at that fucking white space between the text on the (cut off) upper panel and the "Five miles" line. Jesus H Christ, I'd say he didn't know what a ruler is...but the lines on the side of the picture are perfectly straight (albeit angled away from the actual page edge).

I'm glad he spelled "mies" correctly.

Also "read and weep"? What the heck is that supposed to mean?

I'm sure it's the same as him going "So there!" Like this might as well be his reboot he always wanted and anything that came before it is now immediately retconned into this Frankenstein'd timeline.

The guy won't even lay out panels using a ruler or buy decent paper.

Which by now we should already just assume he's not gonna change.

Disappointing, yes. You'd think he'd be smart enough to invest that sweet, sweet Patreon monies into his craft.

I'm sure a lot of us wish he accidentally went down the wrong aisle at Walmart and instead just buying copy paper he'd go for a pad of mix media paper they do sell in their little art supply aisle. But no, he'd never have that thought in mind while being there.

Huh, well, after reading Sonichu sometimes I feel like weeping, but maybe not for reasons Chris thinks.

I'm sure he thinks this is the masterpiece he always wanted to do!

Going by the first panel, canonically Sonichu has two dads. How progressive of Chris.

GOOD!

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

i was about to say it looks like chris's art actually improved, if only by a little. i then scrolled down and yeah of course he just ripped shit off