Sonichu Sonichu 15 Page 1: Dates - Enjoy the Facts

[NinFreakLan]

But what of the Sonichu Cinematic Universe?

I don't think that's gonna get liftoff until Marvel's Phase 90. I mean Chris takes the long stress-sigh route so we're looking at the heat-death of the universe before that.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I don't think that's gonna get liftoff until Marvel's Phase 90. I mean Chris takes the long stress-sigh route so we're looking at the heat-death of the universe before that.

Yeah, I'm still hoping he makes a comic about himself and what a hot sexy woman he is, titled "The New Adventures of Slutty Christine".

Some more reminders about Chris' processing time, "Oh! I just realized your question".
Also
"Take it at face value for now".....
translation:
Do not question my judgment for I am the great and powerful Christine-garble-garble- Chandler, who rolls his Rs perfectly!

 

[Ballzymaker94]

Chris has uploaded an update to Sonichu after weeks of most likely being occupied with food, video games, toys and TV shows and definitely not because people are wanting him to deliver on Patreon promises...

Text Version:

Spoiler

Because the details have been divulged, I felt the best way to share them was in Page One of the book Two from now. Read and weep: Sonichu and Rosechu; they were both born as Pichus in the year 1992. She’s older than him by a few months.

And Station Square’s Chaotic destruction? SEGA Predicted It happening in the game released in 1998. They Never dated the event, because they wanted no one to prevent it happening. Super Sonic and Sonichu Took Out Perfect Chaos On February 1, 2003.

Enjoy the Facts.

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So let's see....I'm going out on one hell of a stretch here and am gonna say that 1992 was the year of the Rodney King riots, and February 1, 2003 was the space Shuttle Columbia disaster.

Nicely done, Chris!

 

[Clintonberg]

So Rosechu can mega evolve into The Incredible Lioness because her father was a Luxray.

Wow. Deepest lore.

 

[Silver Octopus]

He even heavily edited his version to make sure the tail was blunt and not pointed like the one she drew.

Good job noticing that. For those of you who don't know, Rosechu being male is actually part of the canon of Rosechu's Story:

I'm willing to bet this is one thing that Chris won't steal from the comic. Instead he'll probably have Rosechu break the fourth wall and say something like "Despite what @Trickie may have you think, I have never been or will be a boy Raichu" mark my words.
Just like last time he ripped off a fan comic

 

[idosometimes]

Damn, Chris isn't even trying anymore...

Why would he care about this crap? He is interested in the now, not the then. He puts his energy into the present day comics where Christine "Ricardo" Weston Chandler 13 year old lesbian with huge tits and a massive real vagina has hot lesbian sex with the human version of pony Christine Night Weston Star Chandler while she is in CWCville to release a hit record and beat up jerkops.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Here's the comment behind See More:

Interesting that he said, "falling in love itch Sonichu and Rosey all over again." Shows that he was bored with those two.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Love itch Sonichu and Rosechu...looks like they've caught some STDs after all.

Also -

I have improved very well over the years

hahahaha HA NO

Oh, and the Silver Anniversary is the 25th. The 15th would be...goodness me...Crystal.

 

[everythingisawkward999]

Here's the comment behind See More:

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Interesting that he said, "falling in love itch Sonichu and Rosey all over again." Shows that he was bored with those two.

Notice he said "Falling in love itch Sonichu and ROSEY" instead of "Rosechu". Hmm...

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

'falling in love with' and 'feeling inspired', aka copying Rosechu's Story. Chris and hypocrisy, a marriage made in heaven.

 

[Bubbleman]

Oh, and the Silver Anniversary is the 25th. The 15th would be...goodness me...Crystal.

Someone should let Chris know this little tidbit. It would warm his little female soul with tingly winglies and butterflies among which.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Notice he said "Falling in love itch Sonichu and ROSEY" instead of "Rosechu". Hmm...

Oh no. Sonichu has become an incest webcomic. I know Chris wanted to fuck his mother at one point, but...

 

[Trickie]

Well, that's pretty much what I expected. It's not traced, so I guess that's something.

Oh, and the Silver Anniversary is the 25th. The 15th would be...goodness me...Crystal.

In another 5 years it'll be the "China" anniversary.

 

[everythingisawkward999]

Oh no. Sonichu has become an incest webcomic. I know Chris wanted to fuck his mother at one point, but...

I was going with pedofork, but that works too.

 

[Melancholia]

Well, that's pretty much what I expected. It's not traced, so I guess that's something.



In another 5 years it'll be the "China" anniversary.

But he did trace your work... it’s really shoddy but that’s just how Chris traces stuff...

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Oh Chris....
Even your blatant copying looks shitty in comparison.

EDIT: Chris and tracing from the CWCki

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_art#Tracing

 

[New age retro hippie]

At first I was kinda excited to read a new Sonichu page.

but then I discovered than now my birthday is just one day and two years apart from Sonichu’s.
I... I need to sit for a moment.
The fact that his previous birthday was my brother’s makes everything even more upsetting.

Also, probably a coincidence but the 20th of April is also Hitler’s birthday.

Regarding the page itself it’s really nothing new for Chris to steal art, but hey at least it’s from @Trickie ‘s wonderful Rosechu Story.

I’m more curious about what elements from the story he will steal. Rosechu’s anxiety about her powers? Sonichu’s way too optimistic personality? The rip-off possibilities are endless!

 

[Cuntster]

Back in my day Slaweel Ryam was Mary Lee Walsh and Ivy was real.

 

[NinFreakLan]

Just when you think the exceptionalism can't get any better it ramps up and gains rocket thrusters. God bless this fucking troon. Bless his stupid little head.

 

[Jack Awful]

So Sonichu's b-day is April 20th, AKA 420, AKA Hitler's Birthday, AKA the anniversary of the Columbine massacre.
Is Chris getting more "writing advice" from that dude who came up with "Operation Barbarossa" or is it a different troll this time?

 

[The Nameless One]

Also, probably a coincidence but the 20th of April is also Hitler’s birthday

I like to think that this is a subtle influence from Chris's new Nazi tard wrangler. Maybe next time we'll learn that another important character was born on 1/4/88.