Sonichu Sonichu 15 - Chris rips off Rosechu's Story comic

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Sonichu seems remarkably relaxed at being inside a Pokeball, considering that Chris himself has said

By the way, for EVERYONE who has been wondering what it is like inside a Poke Ball: when inside one, the creature or individual is Frozen, left in a state of Suspended Animation. And it is Dark in there. So ALL you CAN do while inside one, Truly, is Rest, until when you are released from inside the thing.
So, yeah... NO Simulated Fields made from Virtual Reality! NO Living Room Apartment Setting! NOTHING! Suspended Animation in Dark.
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And you do that to your new best friend? Chris, you sadistic fuck.
 
TrunksFromDragonballGT said:
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Sonichu may be a badly written piece of shit, but it doesn't mean there isn't anything of substance there. They're called Paracosms, which is the fictional world in which someone sets their limits and boundaries. You can try to explore the idea. Like how you can explore Middle Earth even though Tolkein has been dead for a while.


BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
Sonichu seems remarkably relaxed at being inside a Pokeball, considering that Chris himself has said


And you do that to your new best friend? Chris, you sadistic fuck.
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I'm actually very curious as too why he retconned that from the Pokemon universe.
 
Sonichu 15 creation explanation using the classroom senario
  • Chris and trickie are taking quiz. Trickie passed and chris failed
  • Chris is going to retake the quiz.
  • Trickie freely give the answers in the quiz since it's the same questions.
  • With trickie's answers and some paraphrasing, chris answered the questions correctly, only for the first portion
  • For the second portion, he doesn't have the cheat sheet from trickie.
 
Tikbalang said:
Sonichu 15 creation explanation using the classroom senario
  • Chris and trickie are taking quiz. Trickie passed and chris failed
  • Chris is going to retake the quiz.
  • Trickie freely give the answers in the quiz since it's the same questions.
  • With trickie's answers and some paraphrasing, chris answered the questions correctly, only for the first portion
  • For the second portion, he doesn't have the cheat sheet from trickie.
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I like to think that Trickie got tired of Chris leaning over his desk to look at her answers, so she covered her paper during the second portion of the test.
 
DarkWestern said:
If I recall, it had something to do with magic.
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"On 6 December 2017, under the influence of Idea Guy, Chris took a complete 180 from his original viewpoint and confirmed that Rosechu was, indeed, hatched a male, believing she got an operation on her genitals so that she could give birth to her three children.[5]. "

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It's a pretty disturbing though that Chris believes this type of surgery is possible. What's disturbing further, is the wonder if he believes it to be possible to perform upon himself. I hope he never decides to lose his duck... He would join the 45% once he realizes cutting off/mutilating ones genitalia does not make one as "all woman" nor capable of giving birth...
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This dingus still doesn't understand you can't install a uterus. You can make an approximation of a vagina and external genitalia, but you are NEVER going to install a uterus and ovaries such that a trans woman can bear children. Medicine isn't magic and this ain't Star Trek. You can't point a gizmo at someone and change their DNA.
 
Missed page 30 before, thanks for pointing it out The American Hedgehog :)
Unfortunatly he just added two new pages.
 

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Look at that last panel, on page 42. The drawing is taking up 1/3 of the panel. I wonder why Chris doesn't just shorten what he's saying. It would be less work for him and easier on the reader.
 
WutangLee said:
Sonichu may be a badly written piece of shit, but it doesn't mean there isn't anything of substance there.
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Genuinely curious, not being a dick. Admittedly I cannot & never have struggled through more than two consecutive pages of that hot garbage so it's entirely possible you're right BUT, please tell me what paracosms you can see in that trashfire. What substance?? Because you can't use Tolkien as any basis of comparison to Chris & then just leave it at that. Halps.
 
Nurse Ratchet said:
Genuinely curious, not being a dick. Admittedly I cannot & never have struggled through more than two consecutive pages of that hot garbage so it's entirely possible you're right BUT, please tell me what paracosms you can see in that trashfire. What substance?? Because you can't use Tolkien as any basis of comparison to Chris & then just leave it at that. Halps.
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I guess it's sort of like Twilight/Fifty Shades of Grey. Once you take it apart, throw out the trash, and shift things around a bit, there's SOMEthing that could probably be a functional story if put in the right hands.
 
Sterbenchu said:
Missed page 30 before, thanks for pointing it out The American Hedgehog :)
Unfortunatly he just added two new pages.
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The official origins of ZAP TO THE EXTREME! It's.... beautiful

Nurse Ratchet said:
Genuinely curious, not being a dick. Admittedly I cannot & never have struggled through more than two consecutive pages of that hot garbage so it's entirely possible you're right BUT, please tell me what paracosms you can see in that trashfire. What substance?? Because you can't use Tolkien as any basis of comparison to Chris & then just leave it at that. Halps.
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Of course there's substance, most of the humor during the trolling was derived from the comics. You got moments like the infamous scene with Rosechu and the pickle, "My wooden badge is delicious!", " But during the Stone Age!", and Chris curing homosexuality with his blood. The problem is Sonichu went from being an autistic work of art to a schizophrenic one.

Now because of the fact that Chris doesn't think of Sonichu as a comic but as a "chronicle", of real events from alternate dimensions, he's essentially going issue to issue and retconning everything. "It was destiny!" "Magi-chan made everything happen!" "Rosechu did have a penis!" It only makes sense in his head and everything after Sonichu 11 is insane drivel.
 
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Sterbenchu said:
Missed page 30 before, thanks for pointing it out The American Hedgehog :)
Unfortunatly he just added two new pages.
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Back to classic Chris writing, those last two pages didn't make a lick of sense.
There's no logic to anything, Magi-Chan asked Sonichu to meet Chris so he could have his questions answered - but then Magi-Chan just talks directly to Sonichu and tells him more things, so why did he need to meet Chris, why not just tell him yourself?
Then Magi-Chan is suddenly there... I guess he teleported from... heaven?
And even though we see Sonichu come up with the phrase "zap to the extreme" in private, somehow Chris knows it... and he decides to say it for no reason. And Sonichu calls him "father" despite Magi-Chan telling him his real creator is from some other dimension.
And this dimension crap... Jesus Christ, how does this comic come from being a simple story about two pokemans falling in love, to being this completely insane and meta story with multiple dimensions, time travel and God figures.
 
Nurse Ratchet said:
Genuinely curious, not being a dick. Admittedly I cannot & never have struggled through more than two consecutive pages of that hot garbage so it's entirely possible you're right BUT, please tell me what paracosms you can see in that trashfire. What substance?? Because you can't use Tolkien as any basis of comparison to Chris & then just leave it at that. Halps.
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In the same realm that Tolkein built LOTR, and the Hobbit from a Paracosm he worked on as a kid (he had the Middle Earth stories in his head all the time, even as a kid), he built his own system of beliefs and rules. While Tolkein, of course being a Professor, war veteran, and idealist for nature, good vs evil etc. you can kinda get the feel for how any other stories within that universe would work. Like how you couldn't just get flying cars in Middle Earth, without it stepping on the toes of the established lore. You can't pull a Marvel comics and just say Bilbo Baggins was a homosexual tranny the entire time, and that Bagend was a secret underground railroad for queer orcs. That would step on the toes of what was established.

Now if exploring middle earth was like exploring an ancient Mayan ruin, or old European Castle. Exploring Sonichu is a bit like exploring an abandoned clown house because a car came in a killed a bunch of people. Chris has set established rules in his universe (Pokemon MUST BE slaves of whomever catches them, the Sonichus are separated by type etc.), CWCville has a history, it's just poorly written, and incredibly childish. Now, Chris starting to believe that it's actually real, has probably become a good thing writing wise because he'll actually try and keep consistency. The bad part about it of course, is that he's completely succumbed to his madness and self inserting his pathetic life into it. But arguably the only "good" parts of the comic are really Chris' revenge fantasies on the trolls IMO. But it's obviously "so bad it's good". I don't know if there ever was an unironic Sonichu fan....ever.
 
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