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[DevilDog]

^ See, I think that he is a furry even if he only thinks that Pokemon and Sonichus are hot. He probably has no idea that getting turned on by his anthro characters makes him a furry however.

 

[Uzumaki]

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what kind of psycho thinks of this?

I've only ever watched the audiobooks and I think they must have censored this bit because this is the first I've ever seen it. I... I need time to wrap my mind around what I'm seeing.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

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what kind of psycho thinks of this?

One of the adult autistic child variety.

Seriously though, it helps to remember that this is all a part of Chris-Cha­n's insanely detailed "safe place." The imaginary worlds autistic people create are usually very very highly detailed. Chris probably knows what time Sonichu poops and where Rosechu is on her menstrual cycle. He created everything and everything is exactly the way he says it is. No surprises. No (real) danger. Utterly and completely predictable and safe.

The thing about Chris's imaginary world (CWCville) is this: It's not very detailed at all - all we know about this city is that Chris is autocrat for life (called a "mayor" nonetheless), that it has its own currency and that Chris's creations are some sort of local defense force. Chris never thought about any sort of industry, infrastructure, public services, culture, etc. He never even drew a detailed map. Sonichu's and Rosechu's private parts though get a very detailed exposition.
The reason might be that our Adult Autistic Child is rather obsessed about hankypanky...

 

[Amsterdam]

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what kind of psycho thinks of this?

This kind of psycho!

 

[Lil]

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God why

I mean there's going in-depth for creating a new species, like Mass Effect or something, but this...I mean fine cool draw your electric hedgehog pokeporn Chris whatevs, but dang...I don't need to think about thousands of mini-pokemon eggs floating inside rosechu. It just makes me think that Rosechus are basically Gashapon machines, now. Not like Chris would know the difference.

 

[Fialovy]

Wow... and I thought my sex ed teacher from my Christian school was incompetent!

 

[Hyperion]

Why did he think anyone cared about the biology of his little abominations?

 

[Seahorses]

Why did he think anyone cared about the biology of his little abominations?

I'm better for it.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Looks like Chris trolled his readers.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

IT IS WHEN IT IS NEEDED AT THOSE TIMES THAT SONICHU HAS TO LEAN FORWARD TO MAKE HIS ERECT DICK SLIDE OUT WITH GRAVITY

What the holy fuck?

Does this mean that if Sonichu tries to use a urinal he'll just end up headbutting the wall?

Surely it also means that during intercourse, there's just as much chance of his dick sliding back into him than it penetrating her?

 

[CatParty]

IT IS WHEN IT IS NEEDED AT THOSE TIMES THAT SONICHU HAS TO LEAN FORWARD TO MAKE HIS ERECT DICK SLIDE OUT WITH GRAVITY

What the holy fuck?

Does this mean that if Sonichu tries to use a urinal he'll just end up headbutting the wall?

Surely it also means that during intercourse, there's just as much chance of his dick sliding back into him than it penetrating her?

he needs to be aroused to piss

 

[DH 384]

IT IS WHEN IT IS NEEDED AT THOSE TIMES THAT SONICHU HAS TO LEAN FORWARD TO MAKE HIS ERECT DICK SLIDE OUT WITH GRAVITY

What the holy fuck?

Does this mean that if Sonichu tries to use a urinal he'll just end up headbutting the wall?

Surely it also means that during intercourse, there's just as much chance of his dick sliding back into him than it penetrating her?

he needs to be aroused to piss

I dunno. On one hand, it's weird and starts raising more questions than answers if you think about it. However, it turns around and becomes hilarious when you realize that every time Sonichus want to have sex or take a piss they have to do this first:

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[Julian]

It still freaks me out the Chris intended the comic for children and still puts explicitsexual content for his comics.

God help the children who read those comcis

 

[Trombonista]

What children?

 

[CatParty]

crystal?

 

[Giovanni]

It still freaks me out the Chris intended the comic for children and still puts explicitsexual content for his comics.

God help the children who read those comcis

It's like if Barney had an episode where he explains how dinosaurs mate.

By plowing Baby Bop.

 

[Trombonista]

It still freaks me out the Chris intended the comic for children and still puts explicitsexual content for his comics.

God help the children who read those comcis

It's like if Barney had an episode where he explains how dinosaurs mate.

By plowing Baby Bop.

CAN'T UNSEE!

 

[Julian]

IT IS WHEN IT IS NEEDED AT THOSE TIMES THAT SONICHU HAS TO LEAN FORWARD TO MAKE HIS ERECT DICK SLIDE OUT WITH GRAVITY

What the holy fuck?

Does this mean that if Sonichu tries to use a urinal he'll just end up headbutting the wall?

Surely it also means that during intercourse, there's just as much chance of his dick sliding back into him than it penetrating her?

This must mean that sonichu must be leaned forward at all times in order to use his penis. That sounds like an awkward, inconvenient, and not to mention uncomfortable means of performing "Hanky Panky"

 

[gunflavored]

THE CHILDREN NEED SEX ED.

AND DATING ED.

 

[Bob's Fries]

It still freaks me out the Chris intended the comic for children and still puts explicitsexual content for his comics.

God help the children who read those comcis

It's like if Barney had an episode where he explains how dinosaurs mate.

By plowing Baby Bop.

FUCK! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT! I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY MIND NOW! FUUUUUU----