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[Xaiena]

Chris goes into detail about how they have sex and about the eggs but he never actually shows Sonichu and Rosechu when they're pregnant...that always bugged me. Or did I miss that part of the comics? It always seemed to me like they just magically had kids one day. No 'omg I'm pregnant', baby shower or Rosechu laying eggs or anything of the sort.

Based on the dates, Rosechu had all her kids before the 4 Cent Garbage escapade, which is weird that she went on about her fertile womb when she'd already had her tubes tied. All of the spawn would have been born in between Episode 12.5 (Patti-chan's origin story, Cerah was born three days after this) and Episode 15 (Chris gets lost in the time stream). Episodes 13 and 14 don't have a date, but take place after 12.5. Rosechu is either recovering from giving birth or already pregnant again at this point.

Why did I spend the time looking this shit up...

You, good sir, have just blown my mind. I've never bee able to even take a guess myself. Did I just miss all that info? Either way, I applaud your time to figure that out.

I would have loved to see how Chris would have drawn childbirth concidering he has likely no idea what it looks like.

As for drawing Rosechu preggers, He probably thought it was too much effort. Like so much other shit.

I bet the closest he would come to drawing childbirth would be with the pokemon eggs hatch in the video games.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

After all, there would be a lot of pregnancy fetishists in the comic if Chris did so.

As a pregnancy fetishist myself, I can guarantee no-one would ever fap to pregnant Rosechus. XP

 

[Henry Bemis]

No 'omg I'm pregnant', baby shower or Rosechu laying eggs or anything of the sort.

I would have loved to see how Chris would have drawn childbirth considering he has likely no idea what it looks like.

Probably very similar to how it's portrayed in My Inner Life: relatively quick and painless; absolutely no fluids or cleaning-up involved; and the baby is improbably well-developed.

 

[Overcast]

I like to think Rosechu cheated with Magi-Chan at one point, hence the purple Rosie. The whole "shiny" thing is just a cover up.

Incidentally, I never knew about shiny Pokemon until that bit. So I was sort of confused as to why apparently being "shiny" was so special.

 

[HealthyMcWrap]

Chris goes into detail about how they have sex and about the eggs but he never actually shows Sonichu and Rosechu when they're pregnant...that always bugged me. Or did I miss that part of the comics? It always seemed to me like they just magically had kids one day. No 'omg I'm pregnant', baby shower or Rosechu laying eggs or anything of the sort.

As far as I know, nope. There's no mention about how Rosechu is pregnant. But to be fair, that's for the best. After all, there would be a lot of pregnancy fetishes in the comic if Chris did so.

Very true lol I will remember that the next time I'm reading the comics and wonder exactly when the little spawns came from

I'm imagining Rosechu shitting them into a toilet.

 

[CWCissey]

I'm imagining Rosechu shitting them into a toilet.

I like to think that they breed like viruses through a form of mitosis...

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Bottom Left: What a biology or English teacher would grade the essay.

Bet that's what he would have gotten in Sex Ed based on his whole anatomy lesson

 

[Pikonic]

Chris goes into detail about how they have sex and about the eggs but he never actually shows Sonichu and Rosechu when they're pregnant...that always bugged me. Or did I miss that part of the comics? It always seemed to me like they just magically had kids one day. No 'omg I'm pregnant', baby shower or Rosechu laying eggs or anything of the sort.

Simonla's egg just....appeared

 

[random_pickle]

Chris goes into detail about how they have sex and about the eggs but he never actually shows Sonichu and Rosechu when they're pregnant...that always bugged me. Or did I miss that part of the comics? It always seemed to me like they just magically had kids one day. No 'omg I'm pregnant', baby shower or Rosechu laying eggs or anything of the sort.

I call bullshit. Rosechu doesn't get pregnant, clearly Sonichu does. Don't deny it Chris! We have irrefutable photographic evidence:

NSFW

 

[Xanax]

Does Chris fuck dogs?

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

He sure does like the phrase 'sensual massage' in sexual contexts, doesn't he? All feels very creepy late-70s rapist lounge lizard to me.

Also, if he despises furries, then why did he feel it was the height of eroticism to show himself and Ivy morphing into Sonichus/Rosechus without warning or preamble to put the icing on the sickly cake of their oh-so-precious mutual first time?

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

He sure does like the phrase 'sensual massage' in sexual contexts, doesn't he? All feels very creepy late-70s rapist lounge lizard to me.

Also, if he despises furries, then why did he feel it was the height of eroticism to show himself and Ivy morphing into Sonichus/Rosechus without warning or preamble to put the icing on the sickly cake of their oh-so-precious mutual first time?

Strikes me more as Austin Powers.

 

[Trombonista]

Does Chris fuck dogs?

No, but Barb jerks off pigs.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Back in 2013 who could have imagined he'd be getting boned by a hallucination of Magi-chan after watching some brokeback mountain? Life comes at ya fast.

 

[Strelok]

You know, I wanted to make the usual, "why would you necro a 5 year old post" but then I saw this instead.

Who the fuck edits a 3 year old post in a completely dead thread.

 

[Porker LeVance]

I love how Sonichu has a built in cup to prevent being kicked in the nuts. Why did Chris feel he needed that?

Nut shots were in a lot of movies, especially bad kids movies, in the 90's. Chris may have been kicked in the nuts before, it's not unlikely. Either way, Chris was aware of nut shots being a thing, so he had to mention that in addition to every other godlike power Sonichu has, he can't be kicked in the nuts. It was all playing into Chris' goal of making Sonichu the greatest, most loved fictional creation of all. Chris tries to get out in front of criticism before it's pointed out. He mentions that his art style is better because it's hand drawn, even though we know digital art looks cleaner. Somehow Chris thinks that explaining their reproduction is going to help his creations become wildly popular generational legends.

 

[DNA_JACKED]

It's always strange going through these necro threads and seeing all the old accounts that now lay collecting dust in Null's basement.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

he's not a furry. he's just turned on by any HETEROSEXUAL sex. not to mention, he thinks cartoons are real.

Also didn’t Mimms say anything about Chris despising furries?