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cubesandcubes

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If, for some improbable reason Chris were to start drawing Sonichu again, what would the story be. How would the fictional world reflect what has happened in the real world? Would the tone be angry or sad or hopeful or escapist.
 
Snyder, Megan, Mimms, and Lucas would all be the main bad guys, Mary Lee Walsh would be there too for old times sake, and the Game Place would be at least secondary HQ for the villains. Chris would somehow work in the latest incident into the script, and after an epic (for Sonichu) battle, Chris would become permanent owner of the Game Place and the only patrons (allowed in) would be the Sonichus. Not the Rosechus because girls only like shopping and cooking.
 
Ana would probably get her own Rosechu form. There would probably be a Tomgirl arc in which Chris' avatar becomes a tomgirl; we'd probably also get to see Rosechu and Sonichu's tomboy/tomgirl kids. Bob would probably make an ghostly appearance a la Obi Wan. As for the chaotic combo... Besides Wild who already has Sandy, the rest of the couples (Punchy/Angelica , Magichan/Sylvana and Bubbles/Blake) would have kids of their own.

Like MysticMisty said there would definitely be an arc involving the Game Place. All the trolls moved there after the 4-cent garbage building collapsed. And yeah, Megan would probably make a return as a villain. She's no longer a sailor scout, she's more like Queen Beryl. She could take over the role that Mary Lee had in the early comics. Michael is there as the ultimate big bad, now super powered through dark magic (He got powered up by Count Graduon who was posessing Metal Sonichu's body!).

That's all I can think of now but I'm sure more could be made up. With all the talented writers we have in site, I sometimes wish somebody would continue to write Sonichu. Ahah!
 
Venusaur said:
That's all I can think of now but I'm sure more could be made up. With all the talented writers we have in site, I sometimes wish somebody would continue to write Sonichu. Ahah!
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But nobody would make it as funny as Chris.
 
cubesandcubes said:
I wonder if characters from more mature videogames would start to make appearances.
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Maybe Kratos in a muscle bra?
 
Chris is really unpredictable so I wouldnt be surprised if he did something completely byzarre like him and Sonichu becoming business moguls and adquiring the company that makes AXE, rearranging it so they make it clear that AXE its only for the STRAIGHT MALE FOR ATTRACTING THE LADIES!
 
trombonista said:
cubesandcubes said:
I wonder if characters from more mature videogames would start to make appearances.
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Maybe Kratos in a muscle bra?
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Don't forget Duke Nukem wearing a muscle bra. Chris has played Duke Nukem Forever, so Duke would be wearing a muscle bra in the comic.
 
Sonichu plants a bomb in The Game PLace
 
stablefable said:
I wonder if Chris would be angry enough to actually execute Megan in the comic pages.
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Yes.
 
spaps said:
stablefable said:
I wonder if Chris would be angry enough to actually execute Megan in the comic pages.
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Yes.
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He's done it before to other characters. Doing it to Megan at this point is cake.
 
would he include barb? and if so, what would her role be?
 
The story begins at the graveyard where hundreds of characters tearfully watch as they lower the great lumberjack's coffin into the grave. Barb holds Chris sobbing her eyes out, and Chris well...because he is a man he only sheds one tear which drops onto the ground getting washed up by all the rain pouring down, this whole scene would eventualy be ruined once Chris throws in a family guy joke. Scenes later Chris builds a lemonaide stand in honor of the lumberjack, (INSERT FUTURE SWEETHEART HERE) comforts him telling him what a good empathetic man Chris is. She tells him how going through so much grief should warrant in him getting sex.
Not everyone is in morning though: deep within the corrupted building called THE GAME PLACE lies an evil long nosed tricker named Snyder and his legiion of doom who plots to set up a trap for Our Autistic Hero...
 
Megan would return as a "shadow" sailor soldier. Possibly in the dark version of her costume Chris drew for the CD cover. She was likely turned evil when Chris refused to give her the D and she turned into a lesbian and vowed vengeance on all males, making it her quest to stop girls from confessing their love to deserving male jerks.

Chris hits her with a Chaotic Cure Spell, and it turns her into Morgan Schroeder, 100% Heterosexual Male, and then he and Anna fall in love and have totally straight sex.
 
Bridechu said:
Megan would return as a "shadow" sailor soldier. Possibly in the dark version of her costume Chris drew for the CD cover. She was likely turned evil when Chris refused to give her the D and she turned into a lesbian and vowed vengeance on all males, making it her quest to stop girls from confessing their love to deserving male jerks.

Chris hits her with a Chaotic Cure Spell, and it turns her into Morgan Schroeder, 100% Heterosexual Male, and then he and Anna fall in love and have totally straight sex.
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Yeah, that sounds about right.

What I'd be really curious to see is the resolution of the whole "Lovely Weather" thing. 2015 is fast approaching, and there's no sign of her or little Crystal. How would Chris work around that in canon?

(probably by ignoring it, I know, but I'm still curious.)
 
I wonder if Chris would file a lawsuit against Megan in an effort to conduct "Great Questioning". Sonichu could be the process server.
 
Heck, I could see him casting Barb as a villain, or at the very least write a text-wall complaining about how he finds it harder to attend to his duties as mayor since his mother won't let him go anywhere anymore.
 
Well, considering that CWCville is based off of Chris' thoughts and emotions, I'd think that CWCville has become a horribly corrupt city, where men are killed so that Chris can have hanky-panky with their girlfriend, and if the girl refuses, she's killed too. Hell, I could see Chris trying to kill Sonichu to get Rosechu at this point. Chris has lost all respect for the law, so all the police were turned into Jerkops, and since he's also drifted away from God (and I use that term loosely, since he never really followed God), so it's safe to assume that Comic Chris has ascended beyond godhood. Megan, Snyder, and Mimms would be villains, who all meet their unfortunate end, we would be the next 4_Cent_Garbage, and our huge building would get nuked by Chris. He'd probably try to have something about how Barb is holding him back, too. Facebook would be a big corporation that has been infiltrated by DA TROLLS. Oh, and everyone would be a tomgirl.
 
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