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What the fuck even is a remaster anymore?

I thought the game was already in 4K? Now it's in super 4K?
4k textures instead of 2k ones and a higher framerate I guess? The only thing that surprises me here is that this isn't also getting a PC port like the first one's remaster did.

Reminds me of that famous Todd Howard quote

"As long as they keep buying it, we'll keep selling it. Now get the fuck out of my building."
At least with Toddslop, those games are moddable, even if they're shit. Modders can at least go ham with it and make something potentially even better than what Bethesda did. This shit, especially when locked to the PS console, doesn't even have that.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ye3st9z6jQYLol, Lmao even. Naughty Dog is incapable of actually making anything now that Cuckman pushed everyone who wasn't a yes man out.

It's literally just a port but with slightly worse looking colours, for $70.

PS4:
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PS5:
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$70 bucks please.
I CLAPPED! I CLAPPEEEEEEEED!
DreamcastGuy bought one and he loves it (of course).
I can only assume this gentleman would fall under the category of "retard". One would think that a Dreamcast fanboy would have a bit more of insight but guess that's too much to ask.
Jeff Grubb says that no one is working on the KOTOR remake and Sony has officially cut ties with the project

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oA0mTc4NovM:1881
He makes it sound like it's all old news though, did I just miss it?
LOL, LMAO even

Another "exclusive" goes up in smoke
The Last of Us
The Last of Us Remastered
The Last of Us Part 2
The Last of Us Part 1
The Last of Us Part 2 Remastered


There's now more TLOU remasters than TLOU games. I hope you're all looking forward to TLOU2 Remastered to sweep every award again at next year's Game Awards.
Modern gaming in a nutshell
The cheapest Steam Deck is $350 now, I think, so not double, but still considerably more expensive. It's worth it though.
I know I'm also constantly shilling for this thing, but it's awesome. Unless you really want to play Switch games and on the move, Switch emulation devours battery like mad so you'll be better off getting a Switch outright if that's your main focus.
 
The only thing that surprises me here is that this isn't also getting a PC port like the first one's remaster did.
ND has had an immense employee turnover rate. They either are too incompetent to port to PC in a reasonable time (lines up with their TLOU Part 1 port) or they are trying to pull a Rockstar where they release for console and then wait to release on PC to double dip on braindead fanatics that go out of their way to buy multiple copies (lines up with the amount of times they've released the same two games).
 
The Last of Us
The Last of Us Remastered
The Last of Us Part 2
The Last of Us Part 1
The Last of Us Part 2 Remastered


There's now more TLOU remasters than TLOU games. I hope you're all looking forward to TLOU2 Remastered to sweep every award again at next year's Game Awards.
It's also a franchise with far more failures than successes at this point, this is going to sell fuck all, the live service game might never make it out, I wouldnt even count on Part 3 ever coming out either, much less being good and successful if it does
 
Sure thing Snoy:
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They're really playing 9D chess, aren't they?
 
It died the moment they mentioned they had writers for a game that was already written and complete. Plus, Sam Maggs I think was bragging about being lead writer or something.
The remake was done to appeal to "modern audiences", so they hired those hacks to rewrite the story. Didn't they also want to turn the game into a nuGod of War cinematic experience?
 
An hour and a half of two faggots sucking the PlayStation Portal™ off and claiming it will be a switch killer.
It can't even connect to many public wifis because it lacks a web browser to do the initial terms of service setup to use the WiFi. You have to use it with your phone on a mobile hotspot, almost no phone carrier has an unlimited phone hotspot data allowance so once you burn through that 5-50 gigabytes you are screwed and no more Portal™ for you.
 
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