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Why the hell is this the recent cover art trend?
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IT DOESN’T LOOK GOOD! STOP DOING IT! I blame tlou “remake” for starting this trend.
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It can't even connect to many public wifis because it lacks a web browser to do the initial terms of service setup to use the WiFi. You have to use it with your phone on a mobile hotspot, almost no phone carrier has an unlimited phone hotspot data allowance so once you burn through that 5-50 gigabytes you are screwed and no more Portal™ for you.
i would LOVE to have been a fly on the wall for THAT meeting when this particular topic came up. Did no one tell them this was a very stupidly bad idea?
 
An hour and a half of two faggots sucking the PlayStation Portal™ off and claiming it will be a switch killer.
A take at the level of "wow, the Jaguar will be a problem, we need the 32X to fight it!" or "the Virtual Boy will revolutionize the medium and nobody will hate the ugly red haze". Sony is very good at sending those checks, so Soyderman willwin game of the year.
Why the hell is this the recent cover art trend?
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Creative banckruptcy :christine:!
 
The port was done by Iron Galaxy. Druckmann probably threw a huge fit, because it doesn't make sense to outsource when Sony already has Nixxes specifically for PC ports.
Naughty Dog has actually stated otherwise and claimed they had a major role in that development and that it wasn't Iron Galaxy doing everything.
From their own website (archive)
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Tweets from ND employee and Naughty Dog hinted that it was a collaborative effort, which supposedly happened with Uncharted: Legacy of Thieves Collection as apparently ND and Iron Galaxy co-developed it.
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Overall, it was likely co-developed between ND and Iron Galaxy, so they still get the blame for that shitshow.
 
Plus, Sam Maggs I think was bragging about being lead writer or something.
Ah yes, Sam Maggs, the true and honest woman who chooses to look like a troon. Apparently she was the self-insert for Black Cat in Soyderman, which explains why Black Cat looks so bland and unappealing, like MJ who was also a self-insert.
 
Why the hell is this the recent cover art trend?
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It's not recent, it's an extension of the previous generations "giant floating face in the cover" to make vidya easier for Cletus McWalmart to identify and put on his cart.
Ideally I would love for all games to feature gorgeous commissioned artwork but that's pricey, and in the current sintgy time we live in, a face portrait is all we're getting.
 
I mean it's like buying an iPhone or Macbook, it's the safe way to say "I'm into this nerdy thing but I'm also cool"
In all honesty, I've gotten more conversations started with women when I pull out my CAT S22 flip phone than when I pulled out the latest iPhone.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=0SQsehKP0IMAn hour and a half of two faggots sucking the PlayStation Portal™ off and claiming it will be a switch killer.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ht17b6UX-3kIt can't even connect to many public wifis because it lacks a web browser to do the initial terms of service setup to use the WiFi. You have to use it with your phone on a mobile hotspot, almost no phone carrier has an unlimited phone hotspot data allowance so once you burn through that 5-50 gigabytes you are screwed and no more Portal™ for you.
Fucking... how? Hasn't it been confirmed that the GayStation Portal runs on a heavily skinned version of Android? Can't they just have the default AOSP browser show up whenever situations like this occur?
Fucking hell man, Soyny is so retarded... they're very lucky that Microsoft is just as retarded as they are.
Why the hell is this the recent cover art trend?
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It's just because it's "JUST LIKE IN DA MOOOOVIES" and we all know the fags who make and play these games are more interested in making pseudo-movies instead of actual games.
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catching up on this thread, so I know I'm late, but:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ye3st9z6jQYLol, Lmao even. Naughty Dog is incapable of actually making anything now that Cuckman pushed everyone who wasn't a yes man out.

It's literally just a port but with slightly worse looking colours, for $70.

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$70 bucks please.
how fucking sad. No really, this is goddamn pathetic. Imagine having to work on the same. damn. game. for over 5 years, for a megalomaniac sitting in the corner going "NO NO NO, NEVER PERFECT, NEVER CLEAN, GET IT RIGHT"
 
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