Markorian
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"Nooooo, we're not selling you drastically overpriced junk... This is actually a FAVOR we're doing for you!"the good ol' pretending to be retarded defense
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"Nooooo, we're not selling you drastically overpriced junk... This is actually a FAVOR we're doing for you!"the good ol' pretending to be retarded defense
Why the hell is this the recent cover art trend?
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IT DOESN’T LOOK GOOD! STOP DOING IT! I blame tlou “remake” for starting this trend.
i would LOVE to have been a fly on the wall for THAT meeting when this particular topic came up. Did no one tell them this was a very stupidly bad idea?It can't even connect to many public wifis because it lacks a web browser to do the initial terms of service setup to use the WiFi. You have to use it with your phone on a mobile hotspot, almost no phone carrier has an unlimited phone hotspot data allowance so once you burn through that 5-50 gigabytes you are screwed and no more Portal™ for you.
A take at the level of "wow, the Jaguar will be a problem, we need the 32X to fight it!" or "the Virtual Boy will revolutionize the medium and nobody will hate the ugly red haze". Sony is very good at sending those checks, so Soyderman willwin game of the year.An hour and a half of two faggots sucking the PlayStation Portal™ off and claiming it will be a switch killer.
Creative banckruptcyWhy the hell is this the recent cover art trend?
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IT DOESN’T LOOK GOOD! STOP DOING IT! I blame tlou “remake” for starting this trend.
Naughty Dog has actually stated otherwise and claimed they had a major role in that development and that it wasn't Iron Galaxy doing everything.The port was done by Iron Galaxy. Druckmann probably threw a huge fit, because it doesn't make sense to outsource when Sony already has Nixxes specifically for PC ports.
I'll always remember how confusing the NA cover really was, and yet the PAL cover is still way WAY better.
Ah yes, Sam Maggs, the true and honest woman who chooses to look like a troon. Apparently she was the self-insert for Black Cat in Soyderman, which explains why Black Cat looks so bland and unappealing, like MJ who was also a self-insert.Plus, Sam Maggs I think was bragging about being lead writer or something.
No idea, the moment I heard Sam Maggs was attached I tuned out.The remake was done to appeal to "modern audiences", so they hired those hacks to rewrite the story. Didn't they also want to turn the game into a nuGod of War cinematic experience?
He's gonna get pussy in his lifeI found the target audience of the PlayStation Portal™
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vrnWh7aFIAE
Literal sonygger.I found the target audience of the PlayStation Portal™
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vrnWh7aFIAE
Every time he looks in the mirrorHe's gonna get pussy in his life
It's not recent, it's an extension of the previous generations "giant floating face in the cover" to make vidya easier for Cletus McWalmart to identify and put on his cart.Why the hell is this the recent cover art trend?
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I mean it's like buying an iPhone or Macbook, it's the safe way to say "I'm into this nerdy thing but I'm also cool"He's gonna get pussy in his life
That's a typical life of a consoomerI mean it's like buying an iPhone or Macbook, it's the safe way to say "I'm into this nerdy thing but I'm also cool"
In all honesty, I've gotten more conversations started with women when I pull out my CAT S22 flip phone than when I pulled out the latest iPhone.I mean it's like buying an iPhone or Macbook, it's the safe way to say "I'm into this nerdy thing but I'm also cool"
That's cool. Now use the thing while not being adjacent to your PS5.I found the target audience of the PlayStation Portal™
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vrnWh7aFIAE
Fucking... how? Hasn't it been confirmed that the GayStation Portal runs on a heavily skinned version of Android? Can't they just have the default AOSP browser show up whenever situations like this occur?https://youtube.com/watch?v=0SQsehKP0IMAn hour and a half of two faggots sucking the PlayStation Portal™ off and claiming it will be a switch killer.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ht17b6UX-3kIt can't even connect to many public wifis because it lacks a web browser to do the initial terms of service setup to use the WiFi. You have to use it with your phone on a mobile hotspot, almost no phone carrier has an unlimited phone hotspot data allowance so once you burn through that 5-50 gigabytes you are screwed and no more Portal™ for you.
It's just because it's "JUST LIKE IN DA MOOOOVIES" and we all know the fags who make and play these games are more interested in making pseudo-movies instead of actual games.Why the hell is this the recent cover art trend?
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how fucking sad. No really, this is goddamn pathetic. Imagine having to work on the same. damn. game. for over 5 years, for a megalomaniac sitting in the corner going "NO NO NO, NEVER PERFECT, NEVER CLEAN, GET IT RIGHT"https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ye3st9z6jQYLol, Lmao even. Naughty Dog is incapable of actually making anything now that Cuckman pushed everyone who wasn't a yes man out.
It's literally just a port but with slightly worse looking colours, for $70.
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$70 bucks please.