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anklyscr said:
I’ve only played up to gt4 which track did they butcher?

When I see quotes like this I always wonder what the board think.
Like they see this retard pissing billions into a black hole while the rest of the company has to be making decent profit to cover for SOE. If you just binned all of the games departments you’d have a great company and the share price would go up.

Unless they’re hoping to land the next seven fortnights
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So, there's 5 or 6 classic tracks in GT7 from the old titles.

Deep Forest - no longer a tight, fast romp thru the woods for sports cars. Is now a wide track designed for GT cars. Massive straights and L shaped corners abound.

Grand Valley - completely different setting, now set on California highway 1. More thought was put into the uwu visuals of this track than rhe actual remake, so the track itself feels pretty nonsensical. You go from wide huge roads to super tight corners on what is supposed to be a winding stretch of highway, but parts of it are also banked and setup like a race course? It's OK if you cut the tunnel section out.

Trial Mountain - now super wide for GT cars, and the final chicane/sharp corner has been removed and replaced with a lazy box.

Eiger Nordwand - rally track gone. Tunnel is a pit now. Track size doesn't play well with the game's jumpy physics.

High speed ring came out rather unscathed, besides a general redesign and being wider
 
Product Placement said:
While PlayStation consoles has always been sold more on 3rd party games than 1st party, I don't think their first party line up was ever bad, until PS4 gen, where it was more a lack of games and even bigger lack of variety than they being outright bad.

Sony just don't have the dev team numbers to support a strong line up like they need with how long games take to make now, and was made even worse with Jim Ryan's ill fainted GAAS push. But there is a way out of it, they need to be more like Nintendo, where they are willing to get 3rd party devs to make games based on their IPs, Sony has done this in the past but is a very rare case thing. Most of Nintendo's 2023 line up were games they outsourced to 3rd party devs like Good Feel, Arc System Works, Grezzo, Acquire and Arika, if Nintendo did do that, they may have had 3 if that games for 2023.

It's kind of crazy Sony hasn't had a FPS title that wasn't MP only since 2013's Killzone Shadow Fall. While Killzone and Resistance are top shelve ips, sure they both would do well with a new game that has a modest budget, and sure would help bring variety to Sony's output. And if you look at PlayStation ips, full of cases like that, yet they really do anything.
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Ps3 had an EXCEPTIONAL first party lineup. Motorstorm series, GT 5 and 6, Ridge Racer, Little big planet 1 and 2, Modnation Racers. Kill zone. Can keep listing.
 
I cannot imagine a Helldivers movie being anything other than a self aware comedy. The whole tone of the game's narrative is tongue in cheek. If they understand the source material they should embrace the campiness and run with it. If instead the movie tries to be a subversive "humanity bad" story with serious overtones regarding how the setting is rooted on "xenophobia" or some other leftist talking point the movie is going to suck.
 
Belvedere said:
I cannot imagine a Helldivers movie being anything other than a self aware comedy. The whole tone of the game's narrative is tongue in cheek. If they understand the source material they should embrace the campiness and run with it. If instead the movie tries to be a subversive "humanity bad" story with serious overtones regarding how the setting is rooted on "xenophobia" or some other leftist talking point the movie is going to suck.
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If there is going to be a movie, it will stink of desperation. There is only two recent titles that were successful for Soyny, and that is Helldivers and Astrobot. If one of them is getting a movie adaptation out of the blue(despite source material just being a clone of "Starship Trooper") it means that nobody at Soyny knows what they're doing and are just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks...which if the Lego Horizons game is any indication? That is exactly what is happening.
 
Cross-posting from the Tesla Hate Thread, Sony released more details about their new car, the Afeela 1:

Thiletonomics said:
Sony Honda Mobility revealed more details about the Afeela 1. It starts at $90K, and the higher trim costs $103K. Reservations for this car are now available, for California residents-only, as usual.

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Sony even doubled down on the CaaS with the numerous features locked in a subscription paywall after the 3 year "complimentary subscription" period ends.

They also talked about the "media bar" feature on the front of the car:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=5JcyQP6-MIU
The dual motors providing only 360kW (482hp) of power output, and the estimated 300 mile range makes this car not even competitive with the Tesla Model S and the Lucid Air, and Chinese EVs (despite them being completely shit too) will undercut the shit out of this car.
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The price for this car is so high that most Soynys won't be able to afford it, even if they somehow can get 120+ month loans for these.
 
30+GameOvers said:
There is only two recent titles that were successful for Soyny, and that is Helldivers and Astrobot
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And what Sony fans constantly ignore and desperately try to cover up is that HD2 has 50% of its audience on Steam.
Whenever the soynys praise hd2 and its' sales, remember that half of them are from PC - a platform they hate with a passion and accuse the users of being pirating scum.
 
Belvedere said:
I cannot imagine a Helldivers movie being anything other than a self aware comedy.
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even when pedowood could still write this was hard to pull off properly, let alone with a property like helldivers. the reason starship troopers works and always will is because they play it completely straight, something current year writers can't even dream of before injecting their pozzed political takes and execs want it aimed at the lowest common denominator.

you gonna get tom holland as green recruit and a proper helldivers movie for the first 10-20 minutes, then he meets some spunky minority girl and for the rest of the 2+ hour runtime she takes over as protagonist, shows him the "evils" and "injustice" of helldiver society (as a thinly veiled commentary "what you like is bad" akin to joker 2) and what follows is a dystopian YA flick where they successfully rebel against society.
 
A Helldivers movie makes absolutely no sense since it's a Starship Troopers rip-off.
I bet the Helldivers will be portrayed like in the shitty Amazon Prime show to appeal to the "media literate" folks.

Vyse Inglebard said:
Sony really trying to gaslight us into thinking this series is hot shit
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They will continue to pretend that Horizon is a thing as long as Herman Hulst is in charge.
 
Miller said:
A Helldivers movie makes absolutely no sense since it's a Starship Troopers rip-off.
I bet the Helldivers will be portrayed like in the shitty Amazon Prime show to appeal to the "media literate" folks.


They will continue to pretend that Horizon is a thing as long as Herman Hulst is in charge.
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Helldivers is definitely not a starship troopers ripoff. The only comparable aspects are a race of bugs being a major enemy and a setting steeped in over the top propaganda like the film version. The political ideologies, history, and combat methods are all totally different.

I agree that whatever they shit out will be shit, but I'm hoping it'll be watchable shit for my goy eyes.
 
Belvedere said:
I cannot imagine a Helldivers movie being anything other than a self aware comedy. The whole tone of the game's narrative is tongue in cheek. If they understand the source material they should embrace the campiness and run with it. If instead the movie tries to be a subversive "humanity bad" story with serious overtones regarding how the setting is rooted on "xenophobia" or some other leftist talking point the movie is going to suck.
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After the melt down over based Helldivers 2 developer statement against DEI. You can be sure the wokies at Hollywood are gonna double down on everything woke. So the Helldiver movie is gonna be woke trash for sure. Same goes for the Horizon movie, dont forget Aloy was confirmed to be a space lesbian in the DLC.
 
des Pudels Kern said:
Helldivers is definitely not a starship troopers ripoff. The only comparable aspects are a race of bugs being a major enemy and a setting steeped in over the top propaganda like the film version. The political ideologies, history, and combat methods are all totally different.
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So what you're saying is that it is going to be a WOKE Starship Troopers knockoff for the "Modern Audience" then
Hermione Granger said:
dont forget Aloy was confirmed to be a space lesbian in the DLC.
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Just like in Last of Us? LMFAO they really want to capture lightning in the bottle here.
 
30+GameOvers said:
So what you're saying is that it is going to be a WOKE Starship Troopers knockoff for the "Modern Audience" then

Just like in Last of Us? LMFAO they really want to capture lightning in the bottle here.
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We'll that's probably how it'll end up on screen
 
30+GameOvers said:
Ponder on the aroma that will you will get to smell during Abby and Cuckman's self insert sex scene
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Oh that desperation and self indulgence. Taste so sweet it can bring a man to tears.
 
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