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It's over, LMAO big if true
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So we went from "It's just a DLC" to "He's just the co-protagonist" and finally "He's the main character forever and you can never play as Peter Parker again!"

Miles Morales was created by a notorious shitty writer in Marvel, that also happens to be Jewish, who goes by Michael Bendis. I think they will always keep this Spider-man adolescent because he would look like a criminal if they tried to draw him as a grown-up.
 
GG will abduct Peter Parker and force MJ and deaf blax GF to drag Peter Darker around 20 stages of BLM protests and setting up gay dates to defeat GG with their amazingly diverse and inclusive social worker skills.
 
GG will abduct Peter Parker and force MJ and deaf blax GF to drag Peter Darker around 20 stages of BLM protests and setting up gay dates to defeat GG with their amazingly diverse and inclusive social worker skills.
You know for a FACT Insomniac will give Peter Darker best girl, Gwen Stacy like they did in that shitty movie.
 
Peter Parker is Spider-Man. Miles Morales is Miles Morales.

So we went from "It's just a DLC" to "He's just the co-protagonist" and finally "He's the main character forever and you can never play as Peter Parker again!"

Miles Morales was created by a notorious shitty writer in Marvel, that also happens to be Jewish, who goes by Michael Bendis. I think they will always keep this Spider-man adolescent because he would look like a criminal if they tried to draw him as a grown-up.
Brian Michael Bendis is awful, I'd say comparable to Dan Slott. He started off okay with Ultimate Spider-Man, but when he killed off that version of Peter to replace him with Miles Morales, it all went to shit. Then Marvel did some stupid multiverse collapse or whatever, and it inserted Miles Morales into the main 616 universe. Now they're trying to replace Spider-Man with Miles Morales because of "diversity" and also because if they can get rid of the real Spider-Man entirely, they don't have to pay royalties to Stan Lee's (and probably Steve Ditko's) estate, and instead just pay a tinier royalty to Bendis for using Morales instead.
 
You know for a FACT Insomniac will give Peter Darker best girl, Gwen Stacy like they did in that shitty movie.
Actually, at the end of this game they teased Cindy Moon/Silk (aka chink woman Spider Man)
So knowing Insomniac, they'll find a way to shove in Gwen anyway and by the end of the game Miles will have a harem consisting of her, Silk and the autistic deaf girl while Peter watches from the closet and claps ecstatically.
 
You know for a FACT Insomniac will give Peter Darker best girl, Gwen Stacy like they did in that shitty movie.
Ooooooh, we can go into the polyamory arc! Then giganose can get incredibly pissy because nobody wants to date black woman unless forced to and she can try and stab Miles in a wholesome domestic while he's slapping Gwen (who will now be a poooooooooooooooner) for "disrespectin hem".
 
I saw a post somewhere that theorized that East Indians have massive guilt complexes over being a racial minority that is generally economically and socially successful
>Indians
>Socially Successful

yea I'm mashing the fuck out of "X" on that one considering their customer support is fucking garbage, including behind the counter of whatever store they are working at.
 
>Indians
>Socially Successful

yea I'm mashing the fuck out of "X" on that one considering their customer support is fucking garbage, including behind the counter of whatever store they are working at.
I don't mean literally that dude, I mean that they tend to integrate well into the middle class without causing tons of rape and murder like other classes of immigrants.
 
Aren't Indians pretty rapey?
In their homelands yes, in the U.S their share of the crime statistics are very low, about on par with East Asians.

A possible explanation for this is with East Indians we tend to import their professional class instead of their underclass like niggers and Arabs.
 
Brian Michael Bendis is awful, I'd say comparable to Dan Slott. He started off okay with Ultimate Spider-Man, but when he killed off that version of Peter to replace him with Miles Morales, it all went to shit. Then Marvel did some stupid multiverse collapse or whatever, and it inserted Miles Morales into the main 616 universe. Now they're trying to replace Spider-Man with Miles Morales because of "diversity" and also because if they can get rid of the real Spider-Man entirely, they don't have to pay royalties to Stan Lee's (and probably Steve Ditko's) estate, and instead just pay a tinier royalty to Bendis for using Morales instead.
Bendis was always shit. You must've been out of your mind if you've ever found him okay. His signature is filling the page with speech bubbles. The fact that Marvel never told him to fuck off back to making mediocre covers shows that they were corrupt before Disney took over. Why would both Marvel and DC let this guy write for them?

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You know you're reading a Bendis comic when there's long awkward stretches without dialogue and then 50 speech bubbles start to fill up the screen. Comic book fans have actually created a term for this form of writing. They appropriately chose to call it "Bendis speak". When the Bendis speak is at its finest the speech bubbles are near impossible to keep track of.
 
Actually, at the end of this game they teased Cindy Moon/Silk (aka chink woman Spider Man)
So knowing Insomniac, they'll find a way to shove in Gwen anyway and by the end of the game Miles will have a harem consisting of her, Silk and the autistic deaf girl while Peter watches from the closet and claps ecstatically.
Now this is the modern AAA experience that people pay $70 for. Black-Latino Peter Parker kissing deaf black girl that can't speak and also looks like a platypus while a chink prepares them their dinner.

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Damn, American comics look so fucking ugly.
Early 2000's is when Marvel started outsourcing themselves to digital coloring companies. It's also when they really started dropping their standards of quality with the people they hired.
 
Now this is the modern AAA experience that people pay $70 for. Black-Latino Peter Parker kissing deaf black girl that can't speak and also looks like a platypus while a chink prepares them their dinner.

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The funniest aspect of the enblackening of vidya is how inhuman some of these las creaturas come out looking. These coastal faggots only exposure to blacks are the ones they keep in the office as pets.
 
Now this is the modern AAA experience that people pay $70 for. Black-Latino Peter Parker kissing deaf black girl that can't speak and also looks like a platypus while a chink prepares them their dinner.

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gone are the days of absolute kings and queens like Helmer and Elena. I'm sad. *sigh*
 
The funniest aspect of the enblackening of vidya is how inhuman some of these las creaturas come out looking. These coastal faggots only exposure to blacks are the ones they keep in the office as pets.
It's not just the cynical corporate diversity. The writers also force this gay sentimentality that makes it look like a parody of some HBO show. Only stupid people would take this seriously instead of laughing at it.
 
Can I be serious for a moment and ask: what do people actually like about the modern Sony games? Every Sony game made since The Last of Us has just copied that game's template over and over again. You move a character forward in a heavily scripted environment (tho I will admit the graphics in these games are very pretty) where you watch scripted things happen and respond by pressing QTE's. The combat in these games either revolves around you having a ranged weapon such as an axe or a bow and arrow or it's just another generic third person shooter. The game is constantly interrupted by cutscenes making you feel like you're watching a movie instead of playing a game. Every Sony game I played in the last ten years just felt like I was playing a reskinned TLOU. Hell the last Sony game that I was actually looking forward to playing was Uncharted 4 and even that game still had a shit ton of of that "cinematic walking" bullshit where you're literally walking around and pressing the triangle button to listen to some character talk...
People who are bad at video games play Sony games to feel like they're good at video games.
 
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