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Well that's just neat, any other suggestions you wish to add to the pile outside of what others have posted?
Sure! Keep in mind, I've only just started dipping my toe into French comic albums, so take my recommendations with some salt. I tend to gravitate to genre fiction just for the art or spectacle, even if the story is nothing to write home about. If nothing else, I think you'll fine my recommendations entertaining.

Here are some titles to try:

  • Megalex - People already threw out Metabarons, so I decided to throw out this underrated Jodorowsky sci-fi series. Art takes on a more digital look than the other series, which might not be everyone's cup of tea, but the concepts are just as insane and fascinating.
  • Similar Sci-Fi of a bleak kind include Retroworld, and Exterminator 17 by Jean-Pierre Dionnet, one of the founders of Metal Hurlant.
  • Angel Wings, a series I've brought up on the actual comic thread, but one I'll namecheck again for anyone who didn't see that post; it's a giant love letter to WW2 Flying Aces and pin-up girls. I elaborated more about the premise and the art in that thread, but the sample panels I posted speak for themselves. The art is superb.
  • Nottingham - A violent re-telling of Robin Hood with far higher stakes, and killer art. I believe it reached its conclusion fairly recently. Think of it as a comic version of that Ridley Scott movie from 2010, except good.
  • Chronicles of the Dragon Knights - One of the longer series I've discovered, this is a vivid and imaginative sword-and-sorcery series with an aesthetic that reminds me a lot of old CrossGen comics, notably Soujourn.
  • Valerian and Laulerine - any French comic list without this title is compiled by a charlatan and a cruel person who doesn't have your best interests at heart. It was and is Star Wars before Star Wars, with flashes of Fifth Element and anime like Crusher Joe.
  • Just about anything by Jean-Luc Istin. The guy writes a wealth of fantasy series, such as long-running anthologies like Elves, its spin-offs Druids, Mages, and Orcs & Goblins. Unreleated fantasy works include Cathedral of Chasms,
    He's also done a fuck-ton of Arthurian fantasy like The Excalibur Chronicles, Merlin, and the untranslated Lancelot series.
  • Order of Dragons - as an aside, this is another series by Istin, but despite what its name implies, it isn't a high fantasy series, and instead a bizarre but intriguing plot about a secret society in 1919 who see into the future of Adolf Hitler and are trying to assassinate him before he can start the Holocaust. I haven't read it myself, but that premise is just crazy enough to be on my reading list.
  • The War of the Orcs - Some of the best art of any fantasy comic I've ever seen. How Blizzard or Weasels of the Coast haven't picked up this guy to illustrate the compendiums of their IP's is beyond me.
  • Requiem: Vampire Knight - and speaking of Nazis, this a story about an SS Officer that dies and reincarnates as a vampire in hell, wherein he partakes in a dark fantasy escapade wrought with Lovecraftian imagery, political intrigue among Elder Vampires, and waves of gory violence. Just literal proof that you can write anything in France and get away with it.
  • Noir Burlesque - An ongoing murder mystery series set in the 40's and clearly inspired by Bacall and Bogie films of that decade.
  • Legend of the Scarlet Blades - France's answer to Lone Wolf & Cub; samurai action, slick art, and more convincing than a lot of recent Franco-Belgian attempts at samurai fiction, which they struggle to nail, from what I've found.
  • Mask of a Thousand Tears - Samurai story like the first one. Weaker art, but still good.
  • Raven - Ongoing pirate series. France doesn't make nearly enough comics in this setting (likely because of the void being filled by One Piece, which is popular over there), but the few they make are great. This one is no exception. Also be sure to check out Redbeard, Long John Silver, and Barracuda.
  • Hound's Head by Vincent Brugeas - an ongoing that literally started this year about a tough girl in the medieval era who disguises herself as a man to partake in jousts, as she ventures with a skeevy knight who learns and agrees to keep her secret.
  • Arawn - a fantasy origin story based on Celtic mythology about the Death-Lord Arawn; gorgeous art, and one of the characters has an uncanny resemblance to Lady Death, if anybody remembers that series.
  • Siegfired - an adaptation of the Nibelungenlied Germanic Saga by Alex Alice
  • Crusade and its sequel, Crusade: The Nomad Cycle by Jean Dufaux, a gritty historical comic
  • Ehko - The only way I can describe this is that it feels like France's answer to anime like Escaflowne or Fushigi Yugi, only way naughtier, and involving dragons. Cartoony art style and a tonal departure from everything listed, but the main girl is cute, and most of the humor lands.
  • Wunderwaffen - Another pilot series, but radically different in tone, and set in alternate history. It's 1946, the Japanese have surrendered, the Normandy Landing has failed, and the Third Reich are defending their borders with an experimental fighter plane squadron called the Wunderwaffen.
  • Jack the Ripper - exactly what the name suggests: a short, 2-issue comic adaptation of the infamous London Murders.
  • The Alamo - same as above; historical re-telling via comics. Short, but worth reading.
  • Conquistador - Comic adaptation about the fall of the Aztecs from Cortez's perspective. Art isn't as good as some of these others, but the depiction of events is still engaging.
  • Every Western series you can find--no, seriously. All of them. Despite Westerns being all but neglected in the pop culture landscape of America, the French LOVE their Westerns, both traditional Ford epics and gritty Spaghetti's. As such, the French market is flooded with cowboy comic albums full of lead, whiskey, blood and ornery bastards--ones to namecheck are Moebius' Blueberry, Jodorowsky's Bouncer, Philippe Pelaez's Six, Thierry Gloris' Wild West anthology series, Durango, Texas Jack, Lonesome and Undertaker. And not to be outdone, publisher Grand Angle has a new series coming out in January called Gunmen of the West, which I'll be scouring French torrent sites for like a fly to a watermelon.

That should be enough Baguette Comics to get you started. As for other Euro comics, I'm sure everyone's well aware of 2000 AD and Judge Dredd, but I'd also like to throw out the Italian publisher Bonelli, whose comics I've only dipped my toe in...if anyone somehow chews through all the Western titles I listed, you might be interested to know that long-running and acclaimed Western series Tex Whiller is getting English releases at long last, courtesy of Epicenter Comics.

Jesus, sounds absolutely wretched, I can't imagine this slop selling particularly well either, I imagine most of McFarlane's income is from residuals and the Toy division.
Oh, it's selling, alright. Ask any of the users on the Spawn forums, and they'll all straight up tell you that they're buying the comics solely for the art, just like everyone did in the 90s. I don't think most of them could tell you what the plot is at this stage of the comics, just which uber-famous artist Todd got to draw King Spawn or whatever.

The only silver lining is that recently McFarlane announced a bunch of new titles written by outside talent (which actually paid off for older stuff like Sam & Twitch, and Spawn: The Dark Ages). The most promising new announcement was a new Gunslinger Spawn series set during the Civil War written by Jimmy Palmiotti.

So maybe we'll get a bare minimum of one readable Spawn comic. Which is more than the franchise usually gets.

Dude! Thank you for this! I used to get my fix of BD content from poorly scanned german translations, this blog you linked seems to host stuff that's a lot higher in quality than i am used to.
No problem, dude. This archive is a goldmine, and even has a few translations that I haven't found anywhere else.

It has probably the only high-quality and fully-translated collection of Blueberry, even the last few modern titles Moebius wrote before he passed away. If you know how rare and obscure those comics have become in English-speaking countries, that shit is worth its digital weight in platinum.
 
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Actual Sony news incoming. They're making a fucking Zelda movie.
A new live-action movie for The Legend of Zelda is now in development, Nintendo just announced.

As was the case with The Super Mario Bros. Movie, Shigeru Miyamoto is on board and will act as producer. Avi Arad, chairman of Arad Productions Inc., will be producing as well. Wes Ball is serving as director.



Nintendo and Arad Productions will be producing The Legend of Zelda film jointly. It will be co-financed by Nintendo and Sony Pictures Entertainment Inc., with more than 50 percent financed by Nintendo. Sony Pictures Entertainment Inc. will be in charge of the theatrical distribution.

Nintendo said in a statement today: “By producing visual contents of Nintendo IP by itself, Nintendo is creating new opportunities to have people from around the world to access the world of entertainment which Nintendo has built, through different means apart from its dedicated game consoles. By getting deeply involved in the movie production with the aim to put smiles on everyone’s faces through entertainment, Nintendo will continue its efforts to produce unique entertainment and deliver it to as many people as possible.”

Miyamoto also added in his own statement about The Legend of Zelda live-action movie: “This is Miyamoto. I have been working on the live-action film of The Legend of Zelda for many years now with Avi Arad-san, who has produced many mega hit films. I have asked Avi-san to produce this film with me, and we have now officially started the development of the film with Nintendo itself heavily involved in the production. It will take time until its completion, but I hope you look forward to seeing it.”
I know Sony Pictures and Playstation aren't the same thing, but I can't begin to imagine why Nintendo would want to let Sony anywhere near this.
 
Actual Sony news incoming. They're making a fucking Zelda movie.

I know Sony Pictures and Playstation aren't the same thing, but I can't begin to imagine why Nintendo would want to let Sony anywhere near this.
Like I said over in the actual Zelda thread, Miyamoto better keep them on a tight leash, otherwise, we could be looking at something actually worse than the 1993 Mario movie
 
The Gran Turismo Movie is now available on DVD and Blu-Ray.

And some copies of the movie have a redeemable code for 750k Credits in GT7:

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Actual Sony news incoming. They're making a fucking Zelda movie.

I know Sony Pictures and Playstation aren't the same thing, but I can't begin to imagine why Nintendo would want to let Sony anywhere near this.
Link will run off with Ganon to have their gay love story. That, or Zelda will get blacked raw by Ganon while link strokes his master sword in the corner.
 
Link will run off with Ganon to have their gay love story. That, or Zelda will get blacked raw by Ganon while link strokes his master sword in the corner.

You kid, but they'll probably just rehash some proto woke story structure to play it safe and go under the noses of normies.

They'll make a Ganondorf backstory where the Gerudo were screwed over by the Hylians (i.e., the black man getting screwed by whitey) which stokes a revenge plot.

Zelda's father will be some hard-headed bigot who wants to build a wall or something while Zelda's heart bleeds for a more diverse Hyrule where Gerudos can just waltz right through. ("They just want to become doctors, scientists, breed horses and live the Hylian dream!")

Link, of course, will start out as a racist who hates the Gerudo, but after Zelda proselytizes him (and maybe some musclebound Gerudo woman saves him) Link will become convinced diversity truly is their strength. In the final battle, Link will try to convince Ganondorf to listen to reason, but the villain will be too consumed by vengeance at that point, so Link will be given no choice but to put down the mad dog ("I'm sorry, I tried, Zelda! But he was too far gone...").

Seems to me that's a far more likely scenario.
 
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The Gran Turismo Movie is now available on DVD and Blu-Ray.
Just watched it on 4k. Its alright, nothing special but its not offensive. It starts off as an ad but after the GT competition stuff it turns into a regular racing movie hero's journey underdog story. It's still obviously an ad for Sony with product placement all over, but its enjoyable and fun, and it doesn't try to subvert any expectations so the story it tells is actually nice because there is tension and payoff. Nothing special, enjoyable for what it is minus the being an ad part.
 
You know you're reading a Bendis comic when there's long awkward stretches without dialogue and then 50 speech bubbles start to fill up the screen. Comic book fans have actually created a term for this form of writing. They appropriately chose to call it "Bendis speak". When the Bendis speak is at its finest the speech bubbles are near impossible to keep track of.
Don't get me wrong, he was never great or anything, but he was a decent plotter. Of course it doesn't match up to the original Amazing comic, but for what it was, it was okay.

Damn, American comics look so fucking ugly.
They once looked like this (this is an old Spider-Man page, that's Peter and Gwen at the bottom)
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Our comics used to have all sorts of weirdness and wonder. Modern comics have broken my heart and pissed on the graves of greats like Stan Lee and Jack Kirby.

Actual Sony news incoming. They're making a fucking Zelda movie.

I know Sony Pictures and Playstation aren't the same thing, but I can't begin to imagine why Nintendo would want to let Sony anywhere near this.
To be fair to Sony Pictures, they did make that Spider-Man No Way Home movie, which is still easily the best movie of the MCU in a very long time, even if it really is only because they brought back Tobey Maguire and managed to not fuck it up. They put out a lot of stinkers, but maybe the fact that their MCU movie was better than anything Disney did with the MCU in years is part of it.
 
Actual Sony news incoming. They're making a fucking Zelda movie.

I know Sony Pictures and Playstation aren't the same thing, but I can't begin to imagine why Nintendo would want to let Sony anywhere near this.
Avi Arad (/ˈɑːvi ˈɑːrɑːd/; Hebrew: אבי ארד; born August 1, 1948 is an Israeli-American film producer who became the CEO of the company Toy Biz in the 1990s and soon afterward became the chief creative officer of Marvel Entertainment, and the chairman, CEO, and founder of Marvel Studios. Since then, he has produced a wide array of https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avi_Arad

OY VEY the producer of acclaimed hit movie Morbius is making the Zelda movie, I can't wait till Link says on screen "it's Linking Time".

Seriously I hope for nintendos sake that Miyamoto is watching the writing like a hawk because I can see them trying to retcon the triforce balance to make the triforce of wisdom the most powerful piece making Zelda a girlboss who don't need no man.

Maybe not working with Sony Pictures or anybody linked to Marvel or Disney is the preferable choice given the current state of movie performance from that side of Hollywood. You could get your movie made by Universal the company hosting your theme park and made the Mario movie or Paramount who did Top Gun Maverick. Anybody else is doing better than current Marvel and you chose this sinking ship....
 
OY VEY the producer of acclaimed hit movie Morbius is making the Zelda movie, I can't wait till Link says on screen "it's Linking Time".
It's fun to shit on Arad, but he produced practically every major pre-Disney Marvel movie and cartoon. I don't think it's fair to pin it all on him.
 
Sure! Keep in mind, I've only just started dipping my toe into French comic albums, so take my recommendations with some salt. I tend to gravitate to genre fiction just for the art or spectacle, even if the story is nothing to write home about. If nothing else, I think you'll fine my recommendations entertaining, if nothing else.
Congrats, you are the first post I've ever bookmarked on purpose since this post is gold and I'll keep tabs on the last two pages as well for more suggestions.

I've started reading DMZ as per @The Feline Solution suggested. Just finished issue 2. Art is certainly raw and grungy (the wounded kids panels), which is a nice contrast to the clean lines I'm used to from most Manga. The author does seem like gigantic fedora tipper after reading his comments at the end of issue 2 and I can only laugh at the prospect of some newyorkers setting up proper crops and gardens after seeing the competency behind Chaz, but I'm definitely interested in reading more. It's also nice to be reminded of when Vertigo existed and wasn't just pozzed.
Actual Sony news incoming. They're making a fucking Zelda movie.

I know Sony Pictures and Playstation aren't the same thing, but I can't begin to imagine why Nintendo would want to let Sony anywhere near this.
LOL, LMAO even

If Link isn't a silent stoic, the movie is already fucked from the outset. I also cannot wait to see how they ruin Zelda. Peach basically got turned into Daisy "for western palettes" I can only imagine that Zelda will get the Galadriel treatment.
 
I just don't get Nintendo's logic. Like as much shit as Illumination pumps out, it's highly successful shit, so whatever, I can understand the reasoning. But a live action movie (especially with how much the company despises the live action Mario movie) made by the same people that made Morbius of all things...like fucking why? They couldn't just find a good anime studio to make a Zelda movie? It's almost a meme to say a Zelda movie should be made by Studio Ghibli, but I'm not going to pretend that wouldn't be entirely ideal.
 
I just don't get Nintendo's logic. Like as much shit as Illumination pumps out, it's highly successful shit, so whatever, I can understand the reasoning. But a live action movie (especially with how much the company despises the live action Mario movie) made by the same people that made Morbius of all things...like fucking why? They couldn't just find a good anime studio to make a Zelda movie? It's almost a meme to say a Zelda movie should be made by Studio Ghibli, but I'm not going to pretend that wouldn't be entirely ideal.
Ghibli is bankrupt and Sony is still afloat. Hope this answers your question.

It's all about money. The Mario film is some of the biggest garbage of all time but it made 1 billion.
 
I mainly played Sony consoles while growing up and the feeling I get this generation is that they just stopped caring. It might be the usual Japanese corporate overconfidence, but more likely is Sony chasing some pie in the sky with the rest of the megacorpos (which means they will almost assuredly lose) while thinking there is no future in consoles. The end result might be the extinction of the company, but worse than it, physical media that is already being phased out.

To be fair, gaming itself really sucks in general. Games has never cost so much to make, took so long to make, were so unoptimized and buggy, and looked absolutely ass, with the gaming landscape being devoid of new ideas that are worth basing a full game around.
 
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