Sony hate thread

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

i didnt, my brother brought one. the ps4 fucking sucked and this time i build a serious gaming pc

Are you me? Same story here. Built a PC because my brother bought a PS5. I do love PSVR2, but that's it.

Dan Houser confirmed to not have worked on GTA6. Oh man this game is going to be terrible and Sony are banking on it being a best seller.

Hey, same with me with my cousin but he has a PC, he just bought a PS5 on Black Friday for whatever reason. I've basically only used it to platinum Astro Bot and play Bloodborne. I played PSVR2 at a convention, I still prefer the Meta Quest 3's clear pancake lenses, and the PS5s VR catalogue still pales in comparison to PC or even Quest standalone. The only exclusives PSVR2 has that people would sorta give a shit about is Resident Evil and apparently Synapse. Hitman used to be part of that, but now that's on PC.

Somehow, the best PC Master Race propaganda is... just getting a Playstation (mainly PS5).

I’m going to laugh my head off if Wolverine requires health packs to heal and Jean Grey can just regenerate health.

You joke, but there actually was health pack crafting in the leaks for Wolverine.

 

[30+GameOvers]

You joke, but there actually was health pack crafting in the leaks for Wolverine.

The only way that makes sense is if the healing factor is somehow taken away during the story, which makes little sense. I can't wait to see how they butcher him in that game, we've already seen how many liberties nu-Insomniac took with their Spiderman trilogy(if you want to be charitable and call Miles Morales game a standalone title).

 

[Computer Guardian]

The only way that makes sense is if the healing factor is somehow taken away during the story, which makes little sense. I can't wait to see how they butcher him in that game, we've already seen how many liberties nu-Insomniac took with their Spiderman trilogy(if you want to be charitable and call Miles Morales game a standalone title).

At the rate of Nu-Insomniac's trajectory going being a plane that's being crashed without survivors, they might as well have just spent the combined time of thier Spider Man movie "games" desecrating Stan Lee's corpse, not that they basically did the digital equivalent of that in spades with Spider Man 2 and Miles Morales alone, and Disney/Marvel never cease to fuck off with trying to molest said corpse with how many times they used his name and likeness on the Internet just to promote shit.

 

[Incecticyder]

The only way that makes sense is if the healing factor is somehow taken away during the story, which makes little sense. I can't wait to see how they butcher him in that game, we've already seen how many liberties nu-Insomniac took with their Spiderman trilogy(if you want to be charitable and call Miles Morales game a standalone title).

It makes no sense when you remember that he injures himself every time he pops his claws out. He will be bleeding every time he attacks.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

Yeah the concept of health packs is stupid but wtf is with the crafting mechanic to begin with?
Im not a marvel guy but is the character secretly known to craft things?

 

[Duane Dibbley]

googling meta guides.

But sure, keep deluding yourself that playing offline videogame is "lE tOuGh"

Some o the most retarded takes I've seen in reference to video games.
Your views are "Mass effect is a rape simulator. You press A to rape" levels of retardation.

 

[Problematic User Forever]

How does Insomniac fuck up when the blueprint was made almost 20 years ago with Wolverine Uncaged Edition?

If Wolverine sustains too much damage, he "dies" (or passes out or whatever you need to justify this is a game with an OP character). After combat, you auto heal. Then you have some sort of berserker rage meter/mode for when you just want to tank damage while killing everyone.

Simple. Crafting health packs? Fuck off, Insomniac.

I mean, even Adamantium Rage got this back in the 90's. I think the only difference was you didn't auto heal unless you popped your claws back in or something and there was a (very generous) time limit to missions so you couldn't just kill one enemy and wait to heal. But that game was made during a time where Wolverine didn't instantly regenerate from atom bombs too.

 

[Incecticyder]

How does Insomniac fuck up when the blueprint was made almost 20 years ago with Wolverine Uncaged Edition?

If Wolverine sustains too much damage, he "dies" (or passes out or whatever you need to justify this is a game with an OP character). After combat, you auto heal. Then you have some sort of berserker rage meter/mode for when you just want to tank damage while killing everyone.

Simple. Crafting health packs? Fuck off, Insomniac.

I mean, even Adamantium Rage got this back in the 90's. I think the only difference was you didn't auto heal unless you popped your claws back in or something and there was a (very generous) time limit to missions so you couldn't just kill one enemy and wait to heal. But that game was made during a time where Wolverine didn't instantly regenerate from atom bombs too.

There are ways to balance that too. I remember how in Noblesse (one of my favorite Webtoons), there were a bunch of characters that had modified their bodies to produce attacks that inhibit or even completely eliminate the opponents' healing factor. Considering that Noblesse was about fighting vampires and werewolves, that ability was very useful. Why not do that?

 

[DeadwastePrime]

this is why you make the wolverine game a roguelike where he has to escape a prison and every "death" just brings him back there (there will be checkpoint prisons at different locations so you dont have to fight through the entire game again to make things easier)

 

[Duane Dibbley]

Just let wolverine be invincible, it's a soyny game that plays itself anyway. No point in dilly dallying when 90% of the customers just want to watch cutscenes anyway.

Not you'll play as Wolverine for more than 1/3rd of the game anyway.

 

[Two Dollars]

You’d think that having information about an extremely early build of your game leak to the public would at least provide the silver lining of being able to adjust major aspects of your game that people don’t like before you get too deep into development, but nope, they went with it anyway.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

How does Insomniac fuck up when the blueprint was made almost 20 years ago with Wolverine Uncaged Edition?

Because no one knows how to make fun video games anymore. They can't even make remakes right. Do you expect the to learn from those that came before?

 

[Canoodler]

You’d think that having information about an extremely early build of your game leak to the public would at least provide the silver lining of being able to adjust major aspects of your game that people don’t like before you get too deep into development, but nope, they went with it anyway.

It's like they just didn't care.

 

[Qonas]

It's like they just didn't care

So the standard operating procedure for Sony then.

 

[Problematic User Forever]

this is why you make the wolverine game a roguelike where he has to escape a prison and every "death" just brings him back there (there will be checkpoint prisons at different locations so you dont have to fight through the entire game again to make things easier)

Wolverine has to escape from Genosha? If only WB didn't have a copyright on the Nemesis system...

 

[Adash]

Somehow, the best PC Master Race propaganda is... just getting a Playstation (mainly PS5).

Apparently leeching off of family members with buyers remorse counts as buying a PlayStation. Never knew 500 dollars fell out of my pocket and into a Sony executive's hands when I first touched a DualSense.

It's like they just didn't care.

Like? No, they just don't care.

Honestly, the future of console gaming seems uncertain nowadays what with xbox possibly leaving this space for good and sony hoping that the ps6 and its games arent utter failure and if they are,well its pivoting to making online shit and porting their old stuff to PC ( with pozzed shite in it of course)

Microsoft has basically given up on Xbox, seemingly focusing more on handheld collabs with companies like ASUS. Sony's main bailout is GTA VI so I'm not sure if people will stick around for the PS6, because only god knows how long the next Rockstar game is gonna take to come out. Nintendo is doing fine with the Switch 2 apparently, and from what I've played at conventions + seen in reviews, it seems like the Switch but again and with a higher price tag, since the SoC is still less powerful and advanced than the fucking Series S, but the exclusives seem good.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

Microsoft has basically given up on Xbox, seemingly focusing more on handheld collabs with companies like ASUS

My favorite part is how they have so little faith in xbox that they undercut the xbox handheld collabs with windows 11 handheld collabs, both of which are still worse than the steamOS handhelds.

 

[Two Dollars]

I don’t see nearly enough people talk about one of the most profoundly retarded design choices of the DS4: adding a giant glowy light that doesn’t do anything and can’t be turned off. They even added a setting to dim the light but not turn it off completely, showing they could but chose not to. For a company that specializes in movies and movie games, they sure do love telling anyone who watches movies or plays games in a dark room to go fuck themselves.

 

[broners]

The lightbar was because of their retarded vision that games would use it with the camera to track your position. They wanted the standard controller to work like the PS Move controllers.
Even though they knew on day one that no one wanted the fucking camera, they still made The Playroom a mandatory part of the PS4 firmware and didn't let you turn off the lightbar because they were really hoping we'd all come around on it and buy one. Took them a full generation to give up.

 

[Miller]

The lightbar was because of their retarded vision that games would use it with the camera to track your position. They wanted the standard controller to work like the PS Move controllers.
Even though they knew on day one that no one wanted the fucking camera, they still made The Playroom a mandatory part of the PS4 firmware and didn't let you turn off the lightbar because they were really hoping we'd all come around on it and buy one. Took them a full generation to give up.

I believe that they originally wanted to sell the camera with the console like the Xbox One (there is one key art out there showing the bundle) but changed everything at the last minute based on people's reaction at the same E3 where Microsoft revealed the Xbox One and Kinect.