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I was gonna ask what the bad news for sony would be today, since there's almost uncannily something bad for them every thursday, and then I was reminded that marathoncord's final beta starts today. I don't think that requires any further elaboration.
 
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Why are Sony faggots so delusional thinking their games are so fucking good it would persuade enough people to buy their dogshit console and actually make up the revenue they would miss from selling their games on Steam?
 
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It's a broken record but, fuck it: They really haven't understood that the PC audience is entirely different than their console business, if they did, they would've expedited Bloodborne and Gravity Rush.

Those probably would've been exponentially more successful than Spider-Man and God of War. Sony's "prestige" titles are incredibly overrated and most PC players can clearly do without them. They've prioritized the wrong games.
 
Can confirm, Gravity Rush 1&2, Bloodborne, Death Stranding (before the PC release), and The Last Guardian are the only PS4 games I've played, it now sits unused on my shelf. I'd pay full price for them on PC gladly, I will never play their prestige slop.
 
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At the rate they're closing studios, will there be anything other than Naughty Dog and Insomniac left? No one wants to play Marvelslop or Bald Blasian Woman Acts Smug on a spaceship and those are seemingly going to be the last big SIE titles of this gen.

I don't really have strong opinions on exclusivity. If Sony wants to do it, then I'm not going to get mad at them for it. But I struggle to think of a single first-party playstation game that I even want to play (which is also why my PS5 hasn't been booted up in like two years).
 
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Oh nyo what will I ever do without GOW: Cuckshed, Ahistorical dyke fantasy, or TLOU rerereremastered (now with even faker frames and even faker resolution!)?! I guess I have to splurge and buy the PS5 now…

They're play testing Marathon and that new Horizon multiplayer game on the same weekend.
Sony is giving us a Concord combo meal? What a scrumdiddlyumptious delight!
 
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PC gaymers have been whining about not getting console games for their PC for years, and they are already fuming over not getting wokeslop faggot wolverine game. Delusional soyny faggots didnt have to do a thing :story:
 
Guys what if Marathon hits it big and we have to suffer 8 more years of Tarkov clones? Even if Sony wins its a L, for Life
Doubt it. The first beta got extremely poor reception even before the plagiarism stuff came out, and from what I hear, it's not going any better this time around, plus, it turns out bungie is so afraid of arc raiders that they censored the name in chat.
 
It's a broken record but, fuck it: They really haven't understood that the PC audience is entirely different than their console business, if they did, they would've expedited Bloodborne and Gravity Rush.

Those probably would've been exponentially more successful than Spider-Man and God of War. Sony's "prestige" titles are incredibly overrated and most PC players can clearly do without them. They've prioritized the wrong games.

Bloodborne and Gravity Rush would sell great on PC, not only in the West but in the Asian market as well.

It is sad that Sony has to rely on licensed capeshit as their system sellers instead of their own originally produced IPs. I don't even count the current bastardization of God of War as anything approaching as a system seller as the original Greek trilogy was. (I'm already writing off the trilogy remake, they'll "modernaudiencefy" it into the ground, there is no other potential outcome).

At some point Sony decided that the single player games for a hardcore audience that build the PlayStation brand wasn't profitable enough, they wanted all of the profit so micro-transactions fees was the way to go. Everything now has to be some sort of live-service soulless cash grab.

You cannot hate enough how corporate and stock-holder culture took over gaming.

Bald Blasian Woman Acts Smug on a spaceship

I can't shake the feeling that this game will be Naughty Dog's funerary pyre. Neil Cuckmann's final act against the audience before he walks away from the studio as it burns down to ashes and he'll look back in pride as a pyromaniac, admiring his own handy work.
 
Why are Sony faggots so delusional thinking their games are so fucking good it would persuade enough people to buy their dogshit console and actually make up the revenue they would miss from selling their games on Steam?
It doesn't even matter at this point, the purpose of exclusives is to get people to buy into the ecosystem so that they go through Sony to get the multi-plat games like CoD, but their competition is:
  • Xbox, who is so far behind them that even the Xbox fanboys are now Sony first
  • Nintendo, who currently has an audience of
    • people who have a PS5 and a Switch and would never use the Switch as their main multi-plat machine (although they might use it as a way to play Doom on the go)
    • Nintendo fans who are only interested in Nintendo games and indie games, and would never prefer Sony for the latter
  • PC, which is almost always going to have superior performance and customization than console.
 
It doesn't even matter at this point, the purpose of exclusives is to get people to buy into the ecosystem
Yes, but this really only mattered when they had a true competitor, Xbox, which is busy committing seppuku slowly. As you noted, Nintendo is such it's own thing, I don't know if any would really classify it as a true competitor in the console space.

The main reasons I see why they would go back to keeping their games off PC is that the next gen Xbox is going to really be a PC with a console UI. But not just the Xbox, the Steam Machine is now about to launch as a PC with a console experience.

It almost feels like some sort of pride thing from the nips at Sony that they don't want their shit games being played on boxes other than theirs if it even slightly resembles a traditional console.
 
as a system seller as the original Greek trilogy was.

Was God of War ever a system seller? I'm sure there were a couple people, but 1 came out in 05 when that gen was basically over, then Sony made the dumbass decision to release 2 on the old system six months after the PS3 was released and struggling, then 3 finally came out the fourth year in, when there was already multiple games each under the belts of most of their other western studios and a bunch of popular oddball games out of Japan like Demons Souls and Valkyria Chronicles. Cuck of War came out even later, five years into the PS4.

Anyway, I can't wait for the remake where the threesome minigame is that Kratos gets double teamed by Pandora's Guardian and Clotho with a dildo. I wonder if that or the Witcher 1 remake is going to be more of a train crash.
 
At the rate they're closing studios, will there be anything other than Naughty Dog and Insomniac left?
It's going to be Naughty Dog and Guerilla.
Druckmann and Hulst have been hand in hand destroying every other team, forcing them to become support teams or work on live service slop. They've been doing it for over a decade now.
They kneecapped games by other teams and then vetoed releases and titles other teams wanted to do.
They'll release one final Last of Us and 18 more Horizon games as Playstation dies
 
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