Soyderman PS4 - Downgrades, salt, automation and autism. All because of a shitty game from 2004.

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Just boggles the mind that a game nearly 20 years old has better web swinging physics than modern year shit
People were more willing to take a risk on a licensed games when they were cheap and nobody expected anything (not that they're good now, just more likely to be mediocre slop than shovelware).
 
Soyderman, Soyderman
simps like no one else can


"What people really want in videogames are recreations of the arguments we writers have with our ugly, entitled nerdette girlfriends."
The cuntification of MJ has been a sight to behold...
Makes me fear what a modern company would do to Ghost Rider.
He's hispanic and has a tuned up car last time I checked. Just be happy it won't be Johnny Blaze or Danny Ketch who gets ruined if a Ghost Rider game ever gets done
 
I played this for a bit and it's filled to the brim with fucking boring Peter Parker walking around point and click bs. The exciting Sandman sequence in the beginning was a ruse, I feel cheated.

Being able to switch between Peter & Miles like GTA V is pretty cool but 2-player local co-op would be a cool addition since local co-op is basically dead.
 
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Seriously, why do the people that make Spider-Man hate Spider-Man?
 
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Seriously, why do the people that make Spider-Man hate Spider-Man?
It's a very intentional and propagandist approach specifically meant to erode, degrade, and remove a traditional white male superhero. The people in charge of the Spiderman IP have been systematically trying to erode Peter Parker's status as an iconic superhero for decades. Miles was always a poor substitute that can't stand on his own, so now they're just going to continue playing mind games with passing the torch narratives until eventually people stop thinking of Peter when they hear the title 'Spiderman' and think exclusively of niggerman.
Spider-Man 2018 was the best piece of Spidey media in years and we got to enjoy the universe for like one game before they shove Miles in and he takes the spotlight.
All according to plan. Get you invested with the character people actually give a fuck about and then hope that momentum carries on to the diversity replacement.
 
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Just part of the continued effort to tear down old icons and replace them with new ones, which Marvel has been doing for quite a while (practically a decade) with their "legacy character" shtick of replacing heroes with different people (Lady Thor, Amadeus Cho, "Ironheart", and the list goes on.) I'm not even a big comics guy, and I've picked up on some of these just because of how blatant it can be.
 
Hung out with an old friend who's an Xbox fanboy but also a Marvel fag. He wouldn't shut up about how great the game looked and when I asked him if he looked at the video of all the gay shit he was just like "I can just ignore that and focus on the Spider-Man stuff...I mean...if I had a PS5 or something."

I need to find a better caliber of real life friend, I swear.
 
the video of all the gay shit
There's a side mission where you play as the deaf chick from Miles' school and do a graffiti minigame. And also another mission where you help a faggot propose to his boyfriend.

If they're trying to make Miles the main Spider-Man they're doing a shit job of it. His side missions are crap.
 
Spider-Man 2018 was the best piece of Spidey media in years and we got to enjoy the universe for like one game before they shove Miles in and he takes the spotlight.
It shouldn't come as a surprise as they were basically fisting you to have to deal with him constantly.
 
It shouldn't come as a surprise as they were basically fisting you to have to deal with him constantly.
It was clear from the first game that Miles would eventually become Nigga Spider-Man but I thought he would be more like a sidekick/DLC, similar to Catwoman and the Bat family in the Batman Arkham games. Now they share the fucking cover and are considered Co-Spidermen with the implication that Miles will eventually take over. I'm sick of Marvel's hatred of Peter Parker man...
 
He's hispanic and has a tuned up car last time I checked. Just be happy it won't be Johnny Blaze or Danny Ketch who gets ruined if a Ghost Rider game ever gets done
They handled blaze well in Midnight Suns I THINK. Only seen the cutscene with him in it.
 
Reminder that Marvel Universe DIED in 2015. Look up "Secret Wars 2". Everything after in the woke Marvel universe is literal fan fiction, that's why I don't care one bit what they do with these games, least of all the Soyny Spiderman that only appeals to Playstation users...since they have no other games to play.
 
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I hate the "reforming the villain" shit so much, and they did it in the previous Marvel film as well. Nearly every Spiderman villain is a straight up murderer, they don't deserve to be reformed after ruining other people. This worldview means you are in a level of privilege beyond everyone else.
It was clear from the first game that Miles would eventually become Nigga Spider-Man but I thought he would be more like a sidekick/DLC, similar to Catwoman and the Bat family in the Batman Arkham games. Now they share the fucking cover and are considered Co-Spidermen with the implication that Miles will eventually take over. I'm sick of Marvel's hatred of Peter Parker man...
My hatred for Miles is increasing exponentially in recent years. He isn't relatable in any way, so what's even the point in him being a Nigger? He might as well be an alien.
 
https://twitter.com/picassosenemy/status/1715763920906985597
In one of Mile’s side missions you play as a black deaf girl (the mission has muted audio for the effect) who sprays graffiti on random walls. I’m sorry, but I thought I was playing a Spider-Man game. This is ghey.
I've also heard of a mission to get some gay teenage boy to ask another gay teenage boy to the prom, feels very pedophilic.

They rewrote the spanish language to add "gender neutral" words to a language with many masculine and feminine versions of words.
The result is confusion and annoyance.
https://www.twitch.tv/rubius/clip/FlirtySarcasticPartridgeLitty-K1gpzZ6SiF9bH9mD
Things like "the expert" are, in spanish, "el experto" (masculine) or "la experta" (feminine)
For some reason they use "le experte" which is french
Spanish twitch streamer muted the in game "podcast" audio, then a bunch of twitter users who don't speak spanish started to complain about him.
They latinx'd the game.
 
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