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Space Police said:
Slopjaks are sane compared to 2025 'sphere vaginajaks, 'p for April Fools, and e-dating
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Everything you just mentioned is much less worse then some of the dramas the site has had before thoeverbeit.
>’p was posted during April fools
take your meds
 
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Chudborean said:
Everything you just mentioned is much less worse then some of the dramas the site has had before thoeverbeit.
>’p was posted during April fools
take your meds
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Worst I saw was some loli I guess (approved by the mods btw)
 
Load a schlogger into a cannon and shoot the faggot at a concrete wall. Keel Haul schloggers under a galleon. Disembowel schloggers with a bayonet. Strap a schlogfag to a cruise missile and launch it at a jarty neighborhood. Drop schlogniggers into chernobyl reactor building number 4. Hang, draw, and quarter schloggers. Lure schloggers in with 'lita and trap them with bear traps. Force a schlogger to learn calculus, then kill the schlognigger anyway. Atomize schloggers with a powerfist. Throw schloggers into vats full of FEV virus. Choke schloggers with barbed wire. Throw pianos at schlogchinks from 40-story buildings. Throw schlogchinks at pianos from 40-story buildings. Deep-freeze schloggers in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. Tie schlogcoons to ICBMs then fire them at Israel. Shoot schlogspics with syringe guns. Defecate on schlogger profile posts. Make schloggers pay AIPAC support in blood. Build a newton cannon and fire schlogcrickets into the orbit. Put advertisement posters on schloggers then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. Irradiate schloggers with depleted uranium. Launch a schloghomo with a trebuchet. Send a schlogkike exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. Use a schlogger as a crash test dummy. Tie schloggooks onto growing bamboo shoots. Film an entire jackass movie on a schlogger. Trample schlogjeets. Bury schloggers alive. Play bowling with schlogslave heads as pins. Grate schlogshits with a cheese grater. Get schlogtankies stuck in an elevator. Spray a schloggers toilet paper with poison ivy. Shoot a schlogabo directly with the Gustav gun. Sabotage a schloggers parachute. Sabotage a schloggers bungee. Trap a schlogzigger under ice. Force a schlogger to work and support a family of 10 jartycucks. Force schloggers into gladiatorial combat. Send schlogsilverbacks back to warring African tribes. Hide a snake in a schloggers room. Put schloggers on a hot air balloon with low gas. Harvest a schloggers organs. Waterboard schloggers with gasoline, then set them on fire. Flay schlogtroons. Tie schlogpigs to train tracks. Put laxatives in a schlogspook's kool-aid. Recreate mortal kombat fatalities on schloggers.
Total Schlogger Death.
 
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ALL OF US are like ts 😂 ✌️
 
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