Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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kuzburger said:
He's 18 and I'm 20
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fold said:
I'll give you another chance. Check your ban. It should register anywhere between 1 and 15 minutes. That's how long it takes the database to update.
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I'm still banned actually

and i have 7 notifications I'm not even allowed to read. i can't even search the site.
 
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SpateHicks said:
i'm still banned actually
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Dear SpateHicks. I apologize for the late response (a moment ago). I was taking my weekly shower as a janny does and I was trying my new axe body wash. Trying a new bottle of soap is always an excitement because I only have to buy one every two years or so. Anyway, I was showering and as you may know axe body products are well known for their lingering and powerful scent. Being a severely non-functional autist, the overpowering aroma caused me to go into a disassociative state for a length of time that I'm not currently aware of. When I came out of this state, I suddenly got the urge to goon to sprunky and soytan so I put on my autofap while browsing a sharty thread. Long story short, I ended up going until my penis was red and throbbing with pain. My last ejaculation was infused with red also, so I had to cut my session short. Shortly thereafter, I returned to the shiwi, which leaves us where we are now.
 
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fold said:
Dear SpateHicks. I apologize for the late response (a moment ago). I was taking my weekly shower as a janny does and I was trying my new axe body wash. Trying a new bottle of soap is always an excitement because I only have to buy one every two years or so. Anyway, I was showering and as you may know axe body products are well known for their lingering and powerful scent. Being a severely non-functional autist, the overpowering aroma caused me to go into a disassociative state for a length of time that I'm not currently aware of. When I came out of this state, I suddenly got the urge to goon to sprunky and soytan so I put on my autofap while browsing a sharty thread. Long story short, I ended up going until my penis was red and throbbing with pain. My last ejaculation was infused with red also, so I had to cut my session short. Shortly thereafter, I returned to the shiwi, which leaves us where we are now.
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dude just unban me

fold said:
Dear SpateHicks. I apologize for the late response (a moment ago). I was taking my weekly shower as a janny does and I was trying my new axe body wash. Trying a new bottle of soap is always an excitement because I only have to buy one every two years or so. Anyway, I was showering and as you may know axe body products are well known for their lingering and powerful scent. Being a severely non-functional autist, the overpowering aroma caused me to go into a disassociative state for a length of time that I'm not currently aware of. When I came out of this state, I suddenly got the urge to goon to sprunky and soytan so I put on my autofap while browsing a sharty thread. Long story short, I ended up going until my penis was red and throbbing with pain. My last ejaculation was infused with red also, so I had to cut my session short. Shortly thereafter, I returned to the shiwi, which leaves us where we are now.
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i already apologized for being a a pissbaby clittycel
 
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sozjak said:
TFW the MATI nigger froot says he unbothered and David Thoughie drops a trvthnvke BTFO him and Null calls him a fag but Chudborean says the frootcord leaks were fake so you have to call Sozjak to interview him and Soot's interview right after Guacamole Nigga Penis winner reacts your post because you didn't put [ANTI NULL CLITTY LEAKAGE THUMBNAIL EMBED] on the 5000x5000 image of a slopjak rapecel and C L E O made because Sooty Soot said that Kuz was innocent but that was actually skibidifarms falseflagging as Sprate Header to BTFO the soicucks so XXLegioniare stepped in to say nothing was true because he archived every single piece of info regarding this in 2022 due to the cobsoncord leaks involving Space Police and Glisterald and Malachite having a gay orgy but it was all staged by DOLLcord due to the presence of ABDL burntheorchard and caddocobgang unknowingly put there because Logan Cooper told them to falseflag as Glowie196 while larping as cobsonTALKS while Hoverdrive was away so Catter took a shit in Colon Capital's house without permission to do so causing a lawsuit between Broot and Doll regarding soyjak.blog ending inconclusive because during the trial froot pissed on the carpet causing the entire room to smell of orange juice ending in a mistrial.
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Brainworms said:
the entire website was a nothingburger of soy slang that doesn't make sense to the average human being, you need a special brainworm to understand a word they're saying... i should have taken a screenshot of it before it got banned.

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the girl in your pfp sucks the biggest and blackest of burundian bbcs
 
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Brainworms said:
the entire website was a nothingburger of soy slang that doesn't make sense to the average human being, you need a special brainworm to understand a word they're saying... i should have taken a screenshot of it before it got banned.

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>ayayay mamita querida what are es dees uncompreensible soy wojack slang, i dont fuggin get it
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I'm going to make my first actual contribution to the soy lore so maybe you assholes actually include ME in the next HECKING HILARIOUS copypasta:

The Freezer is chipping its way into the Soysphere. What is The Freezer, you ask? Well, right now it's a cesspit of a discord server that basically screams about cunny 24/7 and grooms children all day. However, the server originated sometime in 2020. Their mascot is Cirno from 2hu. Their whole thing is that everyone is assigned a 4 digit number as a username.

The current owner, 314, also known as Bohemia, is currently on some retarded crusade against the homershits (Homercord/Kusuba AKA the Kushy) and recently just got the server nuked because...well because they just HAD TO, OKAY?!?! Anyway, this is the SNCA @Null asked for, so, like, just include me in the next shiwi meme this time okay guys. Okay?!76856 - SoyBooru.png
 
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