Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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burnTheOrchard said:
>modifying xenforo's code to objectively improve the site is le hacky and bad (e.g. adding automatic image thumbnailing, allowing PM chain owners to remove people)
>modifying xenforo's code to fuck with the shiwi is fine doe (e.g. disabling pings just for this thread, that time he replaced every thumbnail in this thread with his raisinty attempt at making a soyjak, shadowbanning the shiwi from the active threads widget)
Why is @Null like this?
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does anyone know how pings work in xenforo, there must be a way of circumventing this restriction especially if he's just slapdashing it together?
 
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Soyteens, you are well known for your mineral based rating system.
It started with Coal and Gem, the basic elements of quality, and there multitudes of lesser and greater minerals were used.
I ask this! What mineral is greatest of all? What rating would be worthy of a truly life changing post?
 
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Jotch said:
Soyteens, you are well known for your mineral based rating system.
It started with Coal and Gem, the basic elements of quality, and there multitudes of lesser and greater minerals were used.
I ask this! What mineral is greatest of all? What rating would be worthy of a truly life changing post?
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the best mineral is gemerald, the worst mineral is brimstone.
 
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Look what you niggas did.
 
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Null said:
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jeets are using their own pfps for soyjak/chad mashups, how does this make you feel
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we indo-aryans in hindustan are redeeming the mogging of you saar maybe try
being cow instead of pakistani pig swine if you wished for to redeem goodering
this post have been sent from many good hearts in mumbi, long love live for india
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Jotch said:
What mineral is greatest of all? What rating would be worthy of a truly life changing post?
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the legendary vanta-white slowburn, a24 produced, Steven Spielberg directed, asmr tingles-causing holy royal Painite-Musgravite gemstonenvkerald destined to only be discovered in a high-octane /qa/ restoration event that involves the permanent nuking of /lgbt/, ACKing of all tranny jannies, and the return of The Swede himself to 'jakking, who will produce the aforementioned penultimate gem. Upon production, a new golden age of 'jakking is rumored to begin.
 
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LarpBait said:
soyGOD culture spreads. nvll will now have to put up with a site that casually throws the phrase "clitty" around now geg
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whats your thoughts on ts thovghtbomb sir
Nuclear Operative said:
I have realized that there are parallels between Sparta/Israel and the Shiwi.
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i love israel sir pls respond we ppl of bharat really do so
 
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Two things I'd like to share with you 'teens:

First, a variant to SISA - (She Is So Attractive):
Well, I spoke about Shishak I before. He was the Egyptian Pharaoh around the time of Solomon and his son, Rehoboam. I figured he could become a SSCA (Shit Someone Cares About) in Sharty Culture, since there's an Egyptian Chudjak already, plus I did an acronym:
Simply, He Is Strong, Handsome, Astute & Kingly.​
And to remind you teens of the Egyptian Chudjak:
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Second is very lame:
I kept saying "troon-ilith" for my annoyance with troons and the damned name "Lilith", not realising you could get "Lili-troon" much easier.

So yeah. Here's an Ethiopian variant of Meximutt for no reason:
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Every time I see this thread it fills me with optimism. The soyjack.party culture reminds me of better times with early to mid-2000s 4chan. I'm reminded that back then many people simply didn't use the Internet, and most who did did so only for work. Those who used it for entertainment were of a specific sort. They aren't gone, just a minority among the population which is all on the Internet.
Keep it going strong! Don't fall to the troons and pedos.

I am constantly reminded here the massive cultural shockwaves Moot's descision to call them "Janitors" caused.
His choice to use that particular word has butterfly effected into pretty much every facet of life today being defined by that single choice, it is unbelievable.
It is very possible that we would be living in a world of Total Troon Victory if it wasn't for the name "Janitor".
 
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Jotch said:
Soyteens, you are well known for your mineral based rating system.
It started with Coal and Gem, the basic elements of quality, and there multitudes of lesser and greater minerals were used.
I ask this! What mineral is greatest of all? What rating would be worthy of a truly life changing post?
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1. Gemerald
Highest quality posts or things; animations, high effort OC, raids/operations that turn out succesful. Soyjaks that can be utilized easily to portray soy boys and becomes widely used.
2. Gem (Ruby, topaz, sapphire etc...)
Good quality posts or things; OC, gegbvlls (lolcows) we can milk, soyjak parodies of classical art, soyquotes. Well-made soyjaks.
3. Iron
Medium/varying quality posts or things; raid threads, pepe, doxing threads, copypastas, "jak him".
4. Dust
Low quality slop posts or things; blog posting, self inserting as soyjaks, gorespam, forced media/memes, character spam that lags the browser, NAS (Not a soyjak) posts.
5. Coal
Bad posts or things; Bait, troonslop, derailing raids, a really bad soyjak, demoralization, namefag drama.
6. Brimstone
Really shitty posts or things; porn, literal trannies, goonslop, Discord faggotry
7. Antimatter
Worst posts or things: CSAM, DDOS attacks, paedophilia, grooming, porn OC, edgesphere faggots, ANYTHING I DONT LIKE!
 
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CallmeCicada said:
A friend made it a month ago and having a themed pfp for June would be silly. I prefer to say its vaporwave though, its a good color scheme and its a shame gender freaks ruined it. Also, it just looks good.
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too pastel for vaporwave if you ask me. vaporwave is warmer and deeper and tends to have hints of yellow
 
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ChudJack009 said:
too pastel for vaporwave if you ask me. vaporwave is warmer and deeper and tends to have hints of yellow
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Vaporwave heavily uses pastel colors though.
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I can sort of see your point about warmer colors. There's lots of little variations of vaporwave's "look", so it isn't so strict.
I might make some adjustment's to it later. Maybe the problem is it looks even more washed out when you make it smaller because you can't see the details of the lines.
 
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