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I dont get this.
I read everything.
And I just don't get it.
>I dont get this.
>I read everything.
>And I just don't get it

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I dont get this.
I read everything.
And I just don't get it.
Honestly, same. Maybe I'm finally getting old and out of touch here, but everything from the language, mannerisms, and meme choices of the community baffles me.

It's like some of my least favorite parts of 4chan, stripped down, emulsified, and blended into its own Internet equivalent of an uncontacted tribe.
 
Honestly, same. Maybe I'm finally getting old and out of touch here, but everything from the language, mannerisms, and meme choices of the community baffles me.

It's like some of my least favorite parts of 4chan, stripped down, emulsified, and blended into its own Internet equivalent of an uncontacted tribe.
It's not complicated. Soyjaks and their derivatives:
1. Destroy online discourse & discourage sincere effort-posting
2. Annoy everyone & is thus the only reliable form of trolling left outside of lame political bait
3. Are easy to use; all you need to do is take anything anybody says, >greentext it alongside an unflattering caricature (bonus points if it only tangentially makes sense)
4. Evade response, as anyone who tries to debate a five-year-old or soyjak spammer is the true fool in the end.
That's a lot of bullshit to deliver in a single MSPaint payload. If this sounds like cancer & like it will ruin the internet that's because it probably will, but you can blame the first strike on internet jannies who incited this "salt the earth" policy to begin with. When jannies merely pretend to encourage fair discussion posters will merely pretend to engage in it.
 
It's not complicated. Soyjaks and their derivatives:
1. Destroy online discourse & discourage sincere effort-posting
2. Annoy everyone & is thus the only reliable form of trolling left outside of lame political bait
3. Are easy to use; all you need to do is take anything anybody says, >greentext it alongside an unflattering caricature (bonus points if it only tangentially makes sense)
4. Evade response, as anyone who tries to debate a five-year-old or soyjak spammer is the true fool in the end.
That's a lot of bullshit to deliver in a single MSPaint payload. If this sounds like cancer & like it will ruin the internet that's because it probably will, but you can blame the first strike on internet jannies who incited this "salt the earth" policy to begin with. When jannies merely pretend to encourage fair discussion posters will merely pretend to engage in it.
Still.
Sounds like a dumb plan and idea to begin with.
Maybe I'm just getting old and all this irony just seems so sad and insincere to me.
 
This is so true and one of the many reasons why 4chan is fucking garbage now.
It's not complicated. Soyjaks and their derivatives:
1. Destroy online discourse & discourage sincere effort-posting
2. Annoy everyone & is thus the only reliable form of trolling left outside of lame political bait
3. Are easy to use; all you need to do is take anything anybody says, >greentext it alongside an unflattering caricature (bonus points if it only tangentially makes sense)
4. Evade response, as anyone who tries to debate a five-year-old or soyjak spammer is the true fool in the end.
That's a lot of bullshit to deliver in a single MSPaint payload. If this sounds like cancer & like it will ruin the internet that's because it probably will, but you can blame the first strike on internet jannies who incited this "salt the earth" policy to begin with. When jannies merely pretend to encourage fair discussion posters will merely pretend to engage in it.
It is ones duty to soyjack up a thread created by an OP who has 1 post to his ID.
 
I just re-read the OP to see if you added anything new, and I noticed an error:
Keyed:
Synonym for gem and its variations.
This is not true. Gem/coal are nominative descriptors specifically used to refer to content ; by nominative descriptor I mean to emphasize that they are nouns, hence the necessity of constructions such as gemmy, gemmish, coaly, dusty, etc.
Keyed, on the other hand, is a word specifically intended to be a shibbolethic replacement for the word "based" with the exact same meaning and usage. As such, it is usually used to refer to people and opinions, and it is an adjective.

Unfortunately, twittoid groypers got their nasty latinx hands on the words gem and coal and started using them as interchangeable substitutes for based and cringe, but luckily this phenomenon seems to be isolated to twittercord for the time being.
 
Unfortunately, twittoid groypers got their nasty latinx hands on the words gem and coal and started using them as interchangeable substitutes for based and cringe, but luckily this phenomenon seems to be isolated to twittercord for the time being.
Soypers keep trying to flood the catty with their gay e-celeb drama and nobody gives them the attention they want, same goes for the foodists. It's like that really annoying kid in high school who thought he could get ahead of the curve by trying to "fit in" with the bullies, only to get laughed out or ignored by them.

I think this also may be part of the reason why mods brought /incel/ back, so they had a place to send e-celeb drama shills
 
I just re-read the OP to see if you added anything new, and I noticed an error:

This is not true. Gem/coal are nominative descriptors specifically used to refer to content ; by nominative descriptor I mean to emphasize that they are nouns, hence the necessity of constructions such as gemmy, gemmish, coaly, dusty, etc.
Keyed, on the other hand, is a word specifically intended to be a shibbolethic replacement for the word "based" with the exact same meaning and usage. As such, it is usually used to refer to people and opinions, and it is an adjective.

Unfortunately, twittoid groypers got their nasty latinx hands on the words gem and coal and started using them as interchangeable substitutes for based and cringe, but luckily this phenomenon seems to be isolated to twittercord for the time being.
Good catch. Thanks I’ll edit it later today.
 
Honestly, same. Maybe I'm finally getting old and out of touch here, but everything from the language, mannerisms, and meme choices of the community baffles me.

It's like some of my least favorite parts of 4chan, stripped down, emulsified, and blended into its own Internet equivalent of an uncontacted tribe.
I'm in the same boat, I can't follow even most of this threads discussion. It's like I'm was trying to read the Voynich Manuscript.
 
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