Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Has "Troon" now become the new "Fed"?

 

[AnOminous]

I don't necessarily disagree with @ks99. Soyjak spam became undeniably shit after a while & was just a way for unfunny attention whores to be annoying. /bant/, sharty & the deletion of /qa/ transformed it into something else entirely though, it feels like it's been a century since soyjak was actually used to mock a specific particular sort of person that happens to comprise the entire moderation team on 4chan.

I suppose it was annoying to some extent but whatever. Deleting /qa/ because of it was the vilest act of that slanty-eyed yellow devil gookmoot.

 

[ks99]

oof

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Lmao, for the record, the video was a recording of 4chan city: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar4WzQ7KHak

These were the comments I made a mental connection to.

These comments are much more esoteric than the one in the screenshot. They stood out to me because it's nothing but apparent slang.

There's also these but I dunno if any of their lingo is used beyond tranime (not that it's exclusive to them anyway)

Since I know you're reading this, soyanon, be careful about falling for the synchronicity meme. Not everyone who calls you annoying on the Internet the same day is the same person.

 

[Neil]

I didn't think that the users of Soyjack.party were actual teenage zoomers. I always thought they were middle aged schizoposters from /qa/ who found home amongst other schizos.

You'd think 4chan would be the one filled with teenagers, but no. Look at that fedposting idiot from /pol/ who got arrested a few weeks ago and compare him to this babyfaced, Roblox playing child. Bizarre.

 

[sprokebloke]

have a sproke to /calm/ down mister

 

[Muttley]

Lmao, for the record, the video was a recording of 4chan city: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar4WzQ7KHak

These were the comments I made a mental connection to.
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These comments are much more esoteric than the one in the screenshot. They stood out to me because it's nothing but apparent slang.

There's also these but I dunno if any of their lingo is used beyond tranime (not that it's exclusive to them anyway)
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Since I know you're reading this, soyanon, be careful about falling for the synchronicity meme. Not everyone who calls you annoying on the Internet the same day is the same person.

fucking RECEIPTS! my boy hahaha
this keeps getting better
I wonder what the 'teens will say

 

[ks99]

I didn't think that the users of Soyjack.party were actual teenage zoomers. I always thought they were middle aged schizoposters from /qa/ who found home amongst other schizos.

You'd think 4chan would be the one filled with teenagers, but no. Look at that fedposting idiot from /pol/ who got arrested a few weeks ago and compare him to this babyfaced, Roblox playing child. Bizarre.

Somewhat related, there's a small imageboard I visited rarely out of interest that I had assumed was for oldfag refugees based on the content, but turned out to be entirely zoomlets who want to pretend its 2007. Stopped visiting afterwards because I don't like being 2 decades older than literally everyone else but I actually kind of liked the site. It wasn't perfect though. Like early 4chan a lot of posters seemed a little too eager about lolis. That's something that really didn't need to be recreated. They didn't seem deranged, so that's a plus I guess?

 

[farmerald]

>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE MY HECKIN WHOLESOME OLDFAG CULTURINO

 

[Ukraine is Big Gay]

Sperg post but I still to this day, don't understand sillycon vally logic. For all of the people who are incessantly obnoxious about the right to do anything you want forever who live in coastal shit holes near exclusively, they sure are some smarmy hand wringing little bitches.

Twitch's tos being basically "If anyone unrelated to you with no ties to you in multiplayer games says a no no word it's your fault. If you play a game we advertise and see content that's in the game by default you're in trouble." is the most chromosomal deficient take I've ever heard. The FCC hasn't been able to do shit about the fuck word or nudity since 2012.

Imagine having a bigger rod up your ass than the FCC

 

[ks99]

Twitch's tos being basically "If anyone unrelated to you with no ties to you in multiplayer games says a no no word it's your fault. If you play a game we advertise and see content that's in the game by default you're in trouble." is the most chromosomal deficient take I've ever heard.

Seriously. I might find this group's subculture retarded but that they're abusing what is obviously a bullshit policy might mean it gets revised. They might not even be doing it for the right reasons, but hey, it might just do something good, even inadvertently.

 

[zionlion1488]

I genuinely miss 8chan circa 2017ish. This soyjak site just reminds me of aughts era "randumb" humor. Just retarded spergs spouting random shit with no purpose. Maybe I'm just old now but it just seems so incoherent and autistic.

 

[bigfagredditbaby]

I genuinely miss 8chan circa 2017ish. This soyjak site just reminds me of aughts era "randumb" humor. Just retarded spergs spouting random shit with no purpose. Maybe I'm just old now but it just seems so incoherent and autistic.

Retarded boomer comes to complain about a site he is too retarded to understand: Part 685.

 

[sprokebloke]

Somewhat related, there's a small imageboard I visited rarely out of interest that I had assumed was for oldfag refugees based on the content, but turned out to be entirely zoomlets who want to pretend its 2007. Stopped visiting afterwards because I don't like being 2 decades older than literally everyone else but I actually kind of liked the site. It wasn't perfect though. Like early 4chan a lot of posters seemed a little too eager about lolis. That's something that really didn't need to be recreated. They didn't seem deranged, so that's a plus I guess?

heyuri?

It used to be owned by kuzzy but if you used it I am sure you know.

 

[Titty Figurine]

The sharty has grown on me exponentially since I started stopping by. Most of the time it's straight autistic nonsense but every so often it all manages to coalesce just right into pure Internet beauty.

This has nothing to do with any current events, it just makes me happy in a simple oldfaggy way. Too many cows are horrorcows now, shit like this is like chicken soup for the retard soul. "ok my nigga" fucked me right up.

/soy/ - Impjaks Meatballia

archived 14 Mar 2023 02:26:51 UTC

archive.ph

 

[zionlion1488]

Retarded boomer comes to complain about a site he is too retarded to understand: Part 685.

Yup I'm a boomer. I remember growing up in the 50s and shit. I know how image boards work faggot, these people just post soyjak and chud variants and say nigger over and over. But you're right I'm a boomer, not just somebody who wants to engage in shit that's actually interesting.

 

[ks99]

I genuinely miss 8chan circa 2017ish.

I stopped browsing 8chan in 2015 so I dunno what it was like in the 2 years that followed, but what the FUCK happened after 2017? Like yeah, I know that the fat fuck took over and took over the role of queeranon when the OG stopped posting, but did Qtards really become the main userbase? Or did it just seem that way because the new admin and his hafu son promoted it?

This soyjak site just reminds me of aughts era "randumb" humor. Just retarded spergs spouting random shit with no purpose. Maybe I'm just old now but it just seems so incoherent and autistic.

I think it's that we're old. Could you explain the dumb shit you found funny in 2005 to someone born in their 40s then? Like the GI Joe parodies? Soyjacks are probably the height of comedy to these kids.

 

[bigfagredditbaby]

Kuz came onto the sharty mc server (which has existed for 7+ months) for the first time. He said nothing, built a giant pepe, and when he got down a bunch of people surrounded him and he signed some books. He shitposted a few times and then made an arena for people to fight in. Then he left. I think it was the first time most soyteens have seen kuz shitpost. After he left some guys built a protected area of the base where kuz had spent 5 minutes AFK.

Gem

 

[ks99]

heyuri?

It used to be owned by kuzzy but if you used it I am sure you know.

Yes, but I didn't really follow it much to be honest. I thought the admins name was Kaz but kuzzy is probably it. So these people were one in the same? Lmao. What a twist. I guess it was inevitable that intentionally being years behind everyone else in meemees meant they'd eventually jump on the feelsguy train years late too.

 

[JamusActimus]

Spoiler: Some soyraids NSFW

I love when they cry

 

[zionlion1488]

I stopped browsing 8chan in 2015 so I dunno what it was like in the 2 years that followed, but what the FUCK happened after 2017? Like yeah, I know that the fat fuck took over and took over the role of queeranon when the OG stopped posting, but did Qtards really become the main userbase? Or did it just seem that way because the new admin and his hafu son promoted it?

I think it's that we're old. Could you explain the dumb shit you found funny in 2005 to someone born in their 40s then? Like the GI Joe parodies? Soyjacks are probably the height of comedy to these kids.

I just feel that after around 2017 8chan was mostly just shitted up by wignats and everything just revolved around unironically praising Hitler nonstop and calling everyone a Jew, a fed, or a shitskin. I could just be nostalgic for a time where the Internet as a whole felt less sanitized.