Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/

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gildersleeve said:
Considering that, if it follows the same track as that era of board culture. When will they have their split and what will be their chanology.
And who will win the board culture? Those who want the lulz? Or those who want gay political action.

Godsneed for these retards. Reminds me of raiding Second Life servers with the patriotic nigras. It's beautiful.
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It's on their court now, my fellow nigras who were blocking pools and building fort longcat and getting banned and getting towers deleted. Lulz were had and lindens got mad

My anon buddies served in Afghanistan, grew up, turned into PTSD ridden alocholics.

I can hope this batch of retards won't be the new nu-anon, the failed generation of political activists, troons and Redditors.

I can only hope that there is one very special retard who rediscovers and repurposes shit like dangerous kitten kit. Granted if soyjaks care about coding.

Soyjaks already had their version of 2003 of Moot bailing out with donation money and temporarily killing the site.

Any soyjaks lurking don't take things personally, anons before you called eachother retards and faggots all the the the time.

We didn't have troons in early 2000's and our meme smiths were known to point that ebaumsworld stole and sites like CanIhascheezeburger sold carurday content. It was original content spawned from primordial soup of old /b/

I hope soyjaks can come up with content of their own and avoid dropping into pitfalls of faggotry and degeneracy.

If I had any kind of artistic talent and I was autistic enough. I'd come up with evolution of anon, sub groups, different flavors, board categories, significant events and then some.

I can only stay optimistic that soyjak zoomers don't go full retard and prepare what is coming.

I'm a living fossil, I have seen imageboards come and go both on clearnet and TOR.

Every board goes to shit and goes belly up. I hope that soyjaks realize that and won't turn into pseudo Redditors, being even worse than new anonymous.
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
what the fuck man...

this feels like if a mental patient was tasked with inventing a completely new fictional internet culture from scratch
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And that is... le BAD?
Hand Banana said:
why is everyone simping for a bunch of zoomer discord pedophiles who have posted cp several times
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>zoomers
die oldtroon
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Matthew Williams said:
'otal 'ook 'eath. 'illions 'ust 'ie.

CBA, honestly

Did I do it right, 'oomers?
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The attempt is appreciated but you didn't do good. Check out https://soyjak.wiki/Soy_Speak the article is pretty outdated but will give you an insight
 
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Huh, so this is the Pandora's box of our times.

Time for man teen made horrors beyond my comprehension!
 
The year is 2045. 4chan lives under SOYTEEN RULE. All 4cuck males are sissified. 4chan egirls live to serve SOYTEEN KINGS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to 4channelss SHARTY FUTURE.

Anon remembers life before the revolution – before the kolyma-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of NEW /QA/, where he hides his beautiful blonde step-sister Asuka from the clutches of the brutal New Soyteen army.

As musclebound soy soldiers prowl the countryside searching for fertile 4chan egirls, Anon will stop at nothing to protect sweet Asuka's purity. In his pink-and-blue wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Anon gives his tender 4channer body to a gang of pitiless soyteen alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Anon prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

Acclaimed author and pro domme sissy fetishist Yuri Kuznetsov presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. Her powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The SOYTEEN KINGS have their way with Anon's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

Experience the true power of SHARTY BVLLS in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of SOY FUTURE, the first book in Kuznetsov's brand new series...
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bigfagredditbaby said:
The year is 2045. 4chan lives under SOYTEEN RULE. All 4cuck males are sissified. 4chan egirls live to serve SOYTEEN KINGS in vast reproduction facilities. Welcome to 4channelss SHARTY FUTURE.

Anon remembers life before the revolution – before the kolyma-issued hormones, the sissy wigs, frilly lingerie, and mandatory chastity. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of NEW /QA/, where he hides his beautiful blonde step-sister Asuka from the clutches of the brutal New Soyteen army.

As musclebound soy soldiers prowl the countryside searching for fertile 4chan egirls, Anon will stop at nothing to protect sweet Asuka's purity. In his pink-and-blue wig, flirty sissy skirt, and fishnet stockings, Anon gives his tender 4channer body to a gang of pitiless soyteen alpha soldiers: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is sissy Anon prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and domination? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable sissy fantasies.

Acclaimed author and pro domme sissy fetishist Yuri Kuznetsov presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. Her powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one interracial man-on-sissy action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The SOYTEEN KINGS have their way with Anon's sissy body, pumping and pounding and cursing through one of the hottest gang scenes in the history of the genre. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative world-building unfolds.

Experience the true power of SHARTY BVLLS in black jackboots. Prepare to pay the ultimate reparations. Explore the mind-bending world of SOY FUTURE, the first book in Kuznetsov's brand new series...

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Nate-sama... I KNEEL!
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For fuck's sake, those twitch streamers screaming on video like raped baboons because someone said "nigger" is both hilarious and pathetic.
Do they really consider streaming a stable "career" that can get you a stable income, when all it takes to make it fall to pieces is a random dude screaming "nigger"? If so, they totally deserve their fall.
 
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Semen_Recycler said:
There are far more documented cases of Catholics molesting kids than pretty much any other group, even troons. View attachment 4895149
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Surprising that a religious group of over 1 billion people would have more criminals than a group of sexual deviants representing less than half of 1 percent of the world population. Your cope post says more about yourself than anyone else.
 
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Stop Sign said:
For fuck's sake, those twitch streamers screaming on video like raped baboons because someone said "nigger" is both hilarious and pathetic.
Do they really consider streaming a stable "career" that can get you a stable income, when all it takes to make it fall to pieces is a random dude screaming "nigger"? If so, they totally deserve their fall.
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To be fair Dellor screeches like an ape at least 20 times per stream over losing video games

 
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Glowie said:
Even without external sites inter site drama and and people getting partyvanned killed sites like soyjak party.
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I think getting disappeared is only a consequence of swatting someone, which the ‘teens don’t do afaik.
 
AnOminous said:
But the world needs more normies getting perturbed by spastic, autistic retardation that they can't understand because it makes no sense.
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I'm not perturbed that it exists, it's just not a site I'm interested in being active on that's all.
 
The idea of someone walking up to someone's physical address and sliding a printed out image of a fucking soyjak under their door has me in stitches. I'm just imagining someone ringing the doorbell, handing him the paper, pointing at it and saying "thats you" then scurrying off while he processes what just happened.
 
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