Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

nuts said:
well then he must be doing a really bad job because there is barely any funny content on the website
any remnants of /qa/ or earlier sharty culture is basically gone, it has all been replaced by LE BASED ARYAN CHUDJAK twitter shit
most soyquotes or other funny posts get no replies and get near-instantly slid off by blogpost spam, politicoal, sharty drama or any other seriousfagging, the website has been turned into glorified soycial media but with le soyboy wojacks (not to mock people but to self-insert as) by people that don't know anything about 'jakking
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TO BE FAIR early sharty culture has been arguably dead since November 2021 after /qa/ on 4chan was locked.
 
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1. You should probably be contacting authorities.
2. Any SFW pictures of children should be censored so the identity of the child can not be seen. (i.e. if someone is just posting innocuous photos on an IB, black out the face).
3. If it's suspect at all, don't post it. See the DOST Standard.
 
Null said:
People have asked about posting images/videos that implicate admins or other users of this site in CSAM.

1. You should probably be contacting authorities.
2. Any SFW pictures of children should be censored so the identity of the child can not be seen. (i.e. if someone is just posting innocuous photos on an IB, black out the face).
3. If it's suspect at all, don't post it. See the DOST Standard.
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GET 'EM JOSH!
 
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Jonny Greenwood said:
What the fuck is even this thread anymore

I feel like I'm on ketamine reading these novel sized posts
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if im being completely honest both bring up good points, but i cannot trust either parties intentions or honesty
its also hard to understand when both are writing 8 paragraph essays without any evidence
 
MarMar049 said:
TO BE FAIR early sharty culture has been arguably dead since November 2021 after /qa/ on 4chan was locked.
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In opinion it was still good after that for a while producing gems at a steady rate during the Soot era, it was around the time of the Kuz takeover that a significant part of the "culture" turned about namefags and Trooncord cults. There were still gems being posted on the Booru (save for the retarded countrywars) but now looking at it it seems like every new thing being posted is brimstone centered around a namefag war.
 
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Sorry for throwing cardboard on an already trashfire of a thread jursh, I'll be a good little goy next time.
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Grog said:
In opinion it was still good after that for a while producing gems at a steady rate during the Soot era, it was around the time of the Kuz takeover that a significant part of the "culture" turned about namefags and Trooncord cults. There were still gems being posted on the Booru (save for the retarded countrywars) but now looking at it it seems like every new thing being posted is brimstone centered around a namefag war.
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Yeah the booru is completely irrecoverable. Most posts on it are usually cooomer shit, "cobson killers" that will die in a week, or whatever the fuck this is supposed to be.
 
The real poopson was the sharty living forever and ever, or however my a24, Disney funded, goy-approved movie funkopops are produced.
 
Colon capital V said:
The real poopson was the sharty living forever and ever, or however my a24, Disney funded, goy-approved movie funkopops are produced.
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if im being completely honest i like the idea of the sharty staying around forever.

If i say so myself, i reckon the minimum years we have left are 2 or 4. hopefully im wrong
 
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Reminder that you can use the "Ignore" button to filter the most annoying niggers in this thread because this shit is getting out of control
 
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Obsessed snowman said:
Reminder that you can use the "Ignore" button to filter the most annoying niggers in this thread because this shit is getting out of control
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But if you ignore the annoying autism, then the thread will be SOVLESS. That's why you gotta treat it like your average /qa/ thread.
 
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jannies need to wake up, the log is getting swamped by cordniggers. literally every other post is a discord link
 
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It's more popular to complain about Spadesons and BBC posting or endless chud/troon edits, but /int/ posting and country wars is definitely a major source of coal on the booru. Admittedly, /int/ itself is probably soy culture, at least it was on the 'cuck considering a lot of early 'jaks got posted there, such as the OG Soyjak, Thoughjak, and probably others.

Inclined to think sharty /int/ and /pol/ could probably be merged down to one board, really not sure there's enough difference between them to justify two boards with flags (just so long as the resulting board doesn't share a name with one of the worst 4cuck boards).

Not a huge fan of the current selection of sharty boards tbh.
 
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