Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[brute force]

Only made an account here to confirm that this retarded nigger signs all his reports as Lee, and thus all of them get dismissed
>not froot
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/6497238.html josh give me an orange name here too or im gonna cry

stop namefagging

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

Only made an account here to confirm that this retarded nigger signs all his reports as Lee, and thus all of them get dismissed

I know that you've already used the "ignore" feature on me, but what if I do have a point? Maybe - just maybe - we both know I'm right.

So I ask all observers to watch the following video of me reporting /q/ threads. And tell me, do you think they warrant not being deleted? /q/ is the serious board and I believe few will disagree with me on this:

 

[EpicGamerMoment]

From what shemmychads told me, some discord faggot was blackmailing goonclown. And instead of reporting him to the cops, he decide to make it an entire le hecking exposing creeps and pedo xD. As well what do you expect from an imageboard?

It’s the same reason why EDP is still free, because the faggots that exposed him cared more about clout and e-fame than putting a pedophile in prison.

 

[>-Ack!]

lolcow is out, GEGBVLL is IN

 

[nigger froot]

I know that you've already used the "ignore" feature on me, but what if I do have a point? Maybe - just maybe - we both know I'm right.

So I ask all observers to watch the following video of me reporting /q/ threads. And tell me, do you think they warrant not being deleted? /q/ is the serious board and I believe few will disagree with me on this:

not a single person on the staff team takes you seriously btw, keep sperging out here too because its the best you've ever contributed to the "soy community"

It’s the same reason why EDP is still free, because the faggots that exposed him cared more about clout and e-fame than putting a pedophile in prison.

tsmt nothing ever happens because its all a dick measuring contest and not about heckin justice or whatever they say

 

[Fräulein Troonjak]

not a single person on the staff team

Oh, but 100% of them do. And if they don't it's because you've groomed them or they were hired by coalers like Doll (back when he was janny manager under Kuz) and Red. They're just not as open about it because they want to keep their positions, which I respect. Wouldn't you say that when you're good and hold the power you should act a little dirty to hold that power so you can do more good? Just so you wait for the Bright Sootist coup. It's little wonder that no one in the mod team are nametroons like Root. Like I've said previously, very respectable people.

P.S. Acting a little dirty just to keep the power is exactly what Doll did under Kuz.

 

[Bardolph]

Every time a sharty admin tried to interact with users it was an embarrassing, pointless overreach. Soot was the best admin simply because he interacted with users the least. When he did, his threads were reasonably stupid and he was clearly incompetent (this was good). Kuz was more frustrating because he tried blogposting and making video content, indicating his mostly harmless but space-filling self-aggrandizement. Doll is supremely grotesque, becoming more physically abominable with every post he makes, blossoming more welts under his already oily skin resulting in a quickened bodily putrefaction. He has invaded every soyjak space by being the most whiny, pathetic, attention-pig, rolling around the filthy internet mud and eating discord slop out of Froot's 'p loving, website ruining asshole.

not a single person on the staff team takes you seriously btw, keep sperging out here too because its the best you've ever contributed to the "soy community"

tsmt nothing ever happens because its all a dick measuring contest and not about heckin justice or whatever they say

stop posting, no one likes you

 

[nigger froot]

Oh, but 100% of them do. And if they don't it's because you've groomed them or they were hired by coalers like Doll (back when he was janny manager under Kuz) and Red. They're just not as open about it because they want to keep their positions, which I respect. Wouldn't you say that when you're good and hold the power you should act a little dirty to hold that power so you can do more good? Just so you wait for the Bright Sootist coup. It's little wonder that no one in the mod team are nametroons like Root. Like I've said previously, very respectable people.

P.S. Acting a little dirty just to keep the power is exactly what Doll did under Kuz.

i dont "act a little dirty" literally no one takes you seriously, and yes everyone whos got a mod account is a grooming victim of the FNWO who was forced to write my name on their foreheads.

stop posting, no one likes you

trans rights are human rights

 

[MarMar049]

Only made an account here to confirm that this retarded nigger signs all his reports as Lee, and thus all of them get dismissed
>not froot
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/6497238.html josh give me an orange name here too or im gonna cry

Null is getting close to nuking this thread if you retards keep calling him and doing retarded shiet.

 

[bigfagredditbaby]

I think we should definitely not afford doll ANY tolerance on account of the fact that he is just "froots underling". They are playing good cop bad cop. The idea that all of the current administrations negative aspects should be shifted onto one easily hated character so that doll's reputation remains clean is how they garner support. "Yeah froots bad but doll is totally wholesome and good". Fuck that. They are working together. Froot doesnt own doll and he is just as responsible for the retarded shit going on as froot is. Stop letting froot soak up all the negative attention, he's just a voluntary scapegoat. Kuz did this exact same shit with max.

I see doll getting WAY too much credit and way too LITTLE blame by people who would otherwise hate him, because he some how evades all responsibility by larping as just some poor innocent forklift driver, when he is every part as involved as kuz, froot, and max are. Stop playing into his LARP.

"What? People hate me for being a retard? Quick, let me introduce a comically villanous and despicable new sidekick to take the limelight off me!"
- Kuz and doll

 

[Jeff Buckley]

i dont "act a little dirty" literally no one takes you seriously, and yes everyone whos got a mod account is a grooming victim of the FNWO who was forced to write my name on their foreheads.

trans rights are human rights

what an embarassing spergout. unreal that this is who rules over the sharty now

 

[Gustaf VI Adolf]

Can you turn off the "enable javascript and cookies" shit or are you just constantly being ddos'd?

Currently keeping it on 24/7 since the aftergayniggerparty has shown that
1. The site is one of their targets.
2. They have a bot program and hundreds of proxies which could be conceivably repurposed to DDoS rather than spam.
But if users don't want to click the little square every time you load the site I can also turn it off until a DDoS actually happens.

Yes, why wouldn't it? Trust the plan.

You literally admit that frQQt, dQll and kQz are all shite at management, you provided several suggestions for improvement and they didn't even consider any of them, but you think continuing to enforce their will like a tool will make things better? Didn't you call yourself intelligent or something like that?

They are playing good cop bad cop. The idea that all of the current administrations negative aspects should be shifted onto one easily hated character so that doll's reputation remains clean is how they garner support.

I see doll getting WAY too much credit and way too LITTLE blame by people who would otherwise hate him, because he some how evades all responsibility by larping as just some poor innocent forklift driver, when he is every part as involved as kuz, froot, and max are.

 

[Chuck (Formerly Sneed)]

Since dollists and kuzists both agree on one thing, that the auction was real and that doll really did pay max money, and that it wasnt all just a big larp, I cant help but think of that jew as the only real winner in the story of the sharty. He came in, did fuck all anything, and somehow, he walked away with 7 to 10 grand, depending on which admin's side you take.

Dark Maxists in control
<Reddit space

Only made an account here to confirm that this retarded nigger signs all his reports as Lee, and thus all of them get dismissed
>not froot
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/6497238.html josh give me an orange name here too or im gonna cry

Are you going to start talking about having troons followed home and making vague allusions to a history of swatting people* here like you did when you first bought the sharty?

*Just trust me okay? I remember during a Q&A froot said "Don't research froot swatting incident" but I didn't bother archiving it because it looked like the sharty was in its death throes

 

[Focelots66]

what the fuck is going on?

 

[Channel Catfish]

In an attempt to steer this thread back on track, I bring you more news from the Sharty's raiding front.
Territorial.io

Recently, soyteens have been busy raiding territorial.io, a standard .io browser game where you click strategically to take over the whole map and win. By putting [SOYJAK] in their name, the denizens of the sharty have become a clan working their way up the clan leaderboard that the game has. Within only a couple days, [SOYJAK] has reached 10th place out of thousands of clans and are on track to further rise in the ranks

I haven't kept track of this too much, but a check-in on them shows that threads (current one archived here) are still on-going, with them currently in 8th place (previously 7th before ARCH and relative inactivity knocked them down one notch):

Our friend Bactria, who's been shown in the previous messages, continues to sneed on Discord about it:

Spoiler: The Neo-Nazi paradise known as sharty

"The shitposting site about bald cartoon men with glasses doesn't want to debate the 'issues'? They're alt-right bro!"
[I have no idea what "issues" he is referring to, but I assume based on the rest of this conversation that this man actually thought there was any hypothetical where the sharty would be "debating" beyond soyduels with chuds and troonjaks.]

You can find archives of most threads so far here on the sharty wiki.

Pixelplanet.fun
Though the sharty has had a long history with activities on pixelplanet, a pixel-placing game kind of like Reddit's r/place except much bigger, world-themed and thankfully not moderated by Reddit, they had largely forgotten about the site and any attempt to repair their vandalized and decaying mural (the "coalie"). Instead, soyteens have recently decided to begin eradicating furry, femboy and generally pornographic "artworks" (if you could ever call it that, may God curse you if you do) on a section of the canvas, first starting with gemming up the "boykisser" art [thread on this in Prospering Grounds] and moving on from there.

Spoiler: Vandalized furfaggotry [NSFW]

There are currently no major attempts to fix the sharty's coalie near spawn.
You can find the current thread here. (archive)

 

[Scuttlefuck]

what the fuck is going on?

Coal, son. Coal so dark, that when you stare into it, it stares back.

 

[jONALD]

In my undertaking of trimming my own terrible vocabulary to use far less strong words such as swears, the word "love" and "hate", the party has pointed out one that has taken place of the dreaded word "like" and now I see a new monster "though". It gives me an annoying level of stress when I use it so thoughtlessly it might as well be stricken from my personal lexicon entirely.

 

[Colon capital V]

Captain Coal won btw

 

[Scuttlefuck]

Captain Coal won btw
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[The Dirty Dashiki]

But if users don't want to click the little square every time you load the site I can also turn it off until a DDoS actually happens.

I just personally don't like browsing imageboards bare ip or with javascript enabled, so I can't see or click any square. Discord pedotrannies like to hack imageboard admin control panels and I don't like running their scripts. For the same reason I don't use scripts here, a tor domain with a combination of Base64 and argon2 hashing to view the site/post is how they do it here. I wish more imageboard owners would look into that.