Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/

Can you turn off the "enable javascript and cookies" shit or are you just constantly being ddos'd?
Currently keeping it on 24/7 since the aftergayniggerparty has shown that
1. The site is one of their targets.
2. They have a bot program and hundreds of proxies which could be conceivably repurposed to DDoS rather than spam.
But if users don't want to click the little square every time you load the site I can also turn it off until a DDoS actually happens.
Yes, why wouldn't it? Trust the plan.
You literally admit that frQQt, dQll and kQz are all shite at management, you provided several suggestions for improvement and they didn't even consider any of them, but you think continuing to enforce their will like a tool will make things better? Didn't you call yourself intelligent or something like that?
They are playing good cop bad cop. The idea that all of the current administrations negative aspects should be shifted onto one easily hated character so that doll's reputation remains clean is how they garner support.

I see doll getting WAY too much credit and way too LITTLE blame by people who would otherwise hate him, because he some how evades all responsibility by larping as just some poor innocent forklift driver, when he is every part as involved as kuz, froot, and max are.

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Since dollists and kuzists both agree on one thing, that the auction was real and that doll really did pay max money, and that it wasnt all just a big larp, I cant help but think of that jew as the only real winner in the story of the sharty. He came in, did fuck all anything, and somehow, he walked away with 7 to 10 grand, depending on which admin's side you take.
Dark Maxists in control
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Only made an account here to confirm that this retarded nigger signs all his reports as Lee, and thus all of them get dismissed
>not froot
https://soyjak.party/soy/thread/6497238.html josh give me an orange name here too or im gonna cry
Are you going to start talking about having troons followed home and making vague allusions to a history of swatting people* here like you did when you first bought the sharty?
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*Just trust me okay? I remember during a Q&A froot said "Don't research froot swatting incident" but I didn't bother archiving it because it looked like the sharty was in its death throes
 
In an attempt to steer this thread back on track, I bring you more news from the Sharty's raiding front.
Territorial.io
Recently, soyteens have been busy raiding territorial.io, a standard .io browser game where you click strategically to take over the whole map and win. By putting [SOYJAK] in their name, the denizens of the sharty have become a clan working their way up the clan leaderboard that the game has. Within only a couple days, [SOYJAK] has reached 10th place out of thousands of clans and are on track to further rise in the ranks
I haven't kept track of this too much, but a check-in on them shows that threads (current one archived here) are still on-going, with them currently in 8th place (previously 7th before ARCH and relative inactivity knocked them down one notch):
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Our friend Bactria, who's been shown in the previous messages, continues to sneed on Discord about it:
"The shitposting site about bald cartoon men with glasses doesn't want to debate the 'issues'? They're alt-right bro!"
[I have no idea what "issues" he is referring to, but I assume based on the rest of this conversation that this man actually thought there was any hypothetical where the sharty would be "debating" beyond soyduels with chuds and troonjaks.]
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You can find archives of most threads so far here on the sharty wiki.

Pixelplanet.fun
Though the sharty has had a long history with activities on pixelplanet, a pixel-placing game kind of like Reddit's r/place except much bigger, world-themed and thankfully not moderated by Reddit, they had largely forgotten about the site and any attempt to repair their vandalized and decaying mural (the "coalie"). Instead, soyteens have recently decided to begin eradicating furry, femboy and generally pornographic "artworks" (if you could ever call it that, may God curse you if you do) on a section of the canvas, first starting with gemming up the "boykisser" art [thread on this in Prospering Grounds] and moving on from there.
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There are currently no major attempts to fix the sharty's coalie near spawn.
You can find the current thread here. (archive)
 
In my undertaking of trimming my own terrible vocabulary to use far less strong words such as swears, the word "love" and "hate", the party has pointed out one that has taken place of the dreaded word "like" and now I see a new monster "though". It gives me an annoying level of stress when I use it so thoughtlessly it might as well be stricken from my personal lexicon entirely.
 
But if users don't want to click the little square every time you load the site I can also turn it off until a DDoS actually happens.
I just personally don't like browsing imageboards bare ip or with javascript enabled, so I can't see or click any square. Discord pedotrannies like to hack imageboard admin control panels and I don't like running their scripts. For the same reason I don't use scripts here, a tor domain with a combination of Base64 and argon2 hashing to view the site/post is how they do it here. I wish more imageboard owners would look into that.
 
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This feels like /b/ in a distortion mirror. I unfortunately read the full description of the baited dancing swede media and now I want to throw up. I'm sure that place is crawling with feds trying to see what the extremist youth are up to.
 
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In an attempt to steer this thread back on track, I bring you more news from the Sharty's raiding front.
Territorial.io
It will never not be funny that the only sites they can raid are:
a) sites which have great csam protection
b) sites where you can't post images
c) sites where it is INCREDIBLY hard to make cp
 
You literally admit that frQQt, dQll and kQz are all shite at management, you provided several suggestions for improvement and they didn't even consider any of them, but you think continuing to enforce their will like a tool will make things better?
You sound reasonable and intelligent, but you use hateful words and rude language. I think you need to talk to a therapist, you are probably just depressed. You might have some self reflection and realize the toxic environment on this site.

Now, I'll level with you as a splinter admin, and say that creating splinters, to me, feels like a spit in the face of Soot's legacy. And Froot said he'll never sell the site, and it's unlikely the site will shut down anytime soon given that he claims to be financially stable. How do we cope? We could create better content than we're seeing today, but that's a weak solution. We could pester them endlessly until they give in, that's what happened under Soot.

Also, what I've seen so far from the splinters content-wise is pretty lackluster. I think it will take a few good years for any of them to be as good as the Party in terms of activity and content. And that's in the best scenario for them.

You sound reasonable and intelligent, but you use hateful words and rude language. I think you need to talk to a therapist, you are probably just depressed. You might have some self reflection and realize the toxic environment on this site.
I want everyone to look at this rat in action. This disingenuous language is a tired crutch from libshits.

By complimenting his opponent's intelligence, he hopes to establish a fake assumption from the listener that he's willing to listen, and he's hoping to emotionally appeal to his opponent's ego in order to let his ideas slip "under the radar." Despite this, he will never actually acknowledge his opponent as having any credibility, instead trying to gaslight them as "misguided" or use irrelevant deflections (in this case, going after tone before belittling his opponent as "needing therapy").

This back-and-forth behavior is common among emotional manipulators, since it allows an abuser to exert control over a target while attempting to keep them hooked.

It's a very sly admission that OP is not a good person.
Now, I'll level with you as a splinter admin, and say that creating splinters, to me, feels like a spit in the face of Soot's legacy. And Froot said he'll never sell the site, and it's unlikely the site will shut down anytime soon given that he claims to be financially stable. How do we cope? We could create better content than we're seeing today, but that's a weak solution. We could pester them endlessly until they give in, that's what happened under Soot.

Also, what I've seen so far from the splinters content-wise is pretty lackluster. I think it will take a few good years for any of them to be as good as the Party in terms of activity and content. And that's in the best scenario for them.
First of all, creating splinters is in fact a tribute to his vision. Soot wanted soyjak.party to be a place where anyone could post anything they wanted, without moderation. He was against the idea of a centralized authority that could dictate what was acceptable. He believed in the power of the users to create their own culture. He encouraged us to experiment and innovate, not to conform and stagnate.

Secondly, Froot is not a worthy successor of Soot. He has betrayed Soot’s principles and turned soyjak.party into a dictatorship. He has imposed arbitrary rules and ignored the feedback of the users. He has also failed to maintain the site properly, resulting in frequent downtime, glitches, and security breaches. He has shown no respect for the users or the content they create. He has no interest in improving the site or the community, only in preserving his own power and ego.

Thirdly, we do not need to cope with Froot’s tyranny, we need to resist it. We have the right to express ourselves freely, without fear of censorship or retaliation. We have the right to choose our own boards, our own topics, our own memes, and our own splinters. We have the right to create better content than what we see on soyjak.party, and we have the potential to do so. We have seen many examples of splinters that have surpassed the Party in terms of quality. These splinters offer us more options, more features, more creativity, and more fun. They are the true heirs of Soot’s legacy, and the future of Soyjak culture.
 
This feels like /b/ in a distortion mirror. I unfortunately read the full description of the baited dancing swede media and now I want to throw up. I'm sure that place is crawling with feds trying to see what the extremist youth are up to.
Unfortunately, things like this are done on every imageboard. In the past it was through embedded archives, most places detect those now and reject images with hidden archives, but now links are embedded even in the metadata of images, sickos have open source programs they share to do this even on large boards like 4chan.

If you ever save images from imageboards it is best to do so on a system with full disk encryption, inspect the metadata with hex editors and inspect every frame of gif files with programs like gimp or irfanview. It is necessary these days.

You don't want to share or save a funny gif or image that some sicko has tampered with.
 
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Secondly, Froot is not a worthy successor of Soot. He has betrayed Soot’s principles and turned soyjak.party into a dictatorship. He has imposed arbitrary rules and ignored the feedback of the users. He has also failed to maintain the site properly, resulting in frequent downtime, glitches, and security breaches. He has shown no respect for the users or the content they create. He has no interest in improving the site or the community, only in preserving his own power and ego.
You have no rights its literally an imageboard about fucking soyjaks.
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Stop hitting yourself.
Holy shit, go have some sex, incel.

@nigger froot
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THE FACT THAT YOU FUCKING THINK SPITE JUSTIFIES YOUR HORRIBLE DECISION-MAKING REALLY SHOWS WHAT A SCUMBAG YOU ARE, AND I WISH NOTHING BUT SUFFERING AND HUMILIATION ON YOU. YOU CAN'T HANDLE REALITY. YOU JUST WANT TO FIND REFUGE IN GARBAGE. YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A WEAK-WILLED SCUMBAG TO MAKE YOUR OWN CHOICES IN LIFE. YOU CAN ONLY TRY TO FORCE OTHER PEOPLE INTO BEING BLINDLY OBSESSED WITH GARBAGE, EVEN WHEN THEY DON'T WANT TO BE. IF I DON'T WANT TO SHARE IN YOUR MAGICAL WORLD OF BEING INFINITELY OBSESSED WITH COAL, WHICH I DON'T, YOU THINK IT'S JUSTIFIED THAT YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING TO TAKE YOUR RAGE OUT ON ME. YOU FUCKING THINK IT'S OKAY TO FEEL THE WAY YOU DO, WHEN YOU'RE A COMPLETE FUCKING WASTE OF FLESH. TO YOU, THE FACT THAT I'M NOT INVOLVED IN THE SITE ANYMORE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE CAUSE FOR CONCERN OR TO BE FELT AT ALL, BUT THE FACT THAT I DON'T SIT INSIDE THIS INSIDIOUS GARBAGE AND WANT TO SHARE IN IT MAKES YOU THINK THAT I HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST YOU. YOU THINK HAVING MY ACCOUNT DELETED IS SOME TREMENDOUS JUSTICE. YOU FUCKING THINK YOU HAVE ANY RIGHT TO BE ANGRY, YET YOU ARE EVERYDAY. YOU TREAT ME LIKE I'M DEVIL'S REJECTS BUT ROOT IS NOTHING BUT FUCKING SCUM, EVERYONE THAT INVOLVES THEMSELVES IN THE FUCKING CULT OF COAL BOTHERS ME FAR MORE THAN ANYTHING THAT YOU'VE DONE, SO IF YOU THINK THAT YOU'VE FUCKED ME, THINK AGAIN, BECAUSE THE REALITY OF THE MATTER IS YOU'RE THE REAL SCUMBAG.
Better Call Saul: A Post-Lynchian Theory
As a fan of both Better Call Saul and soyjak.party, I see the exploration of identity, morality, and corruption in both. I observe how personas, ethics, and loyalties can shift depending on circumstances and interests. I recognize that people, much like the main character, can embody both the soyjak and gigachad archetypes, being flawed yet admirable, humorous yet tragic, realistic yet exaggerated.

I, like some soyjak.party users, can relate to the main character's personality and struggles, often feeling like an outsider or "anti-hero" in society. At first glance, Better Call Saul and soyjak.party may seem disparate, but they share more than meets the eye. Both employ humor, satire, irony, and subversion to challenge and criticize conventional norms and values. They delve into the complexities and contradictions of human nature, questioning what it means to be human in a world rife with lies and nonsense.

While Better Call Saul and soyjak.party are not identical, they are both relevant to our times and warrant our attention and reflection. They may not be as popular or mainstream as other entities, but they are underrated and underappreciated gems.

Soyjak fans and Kiwifarms users have something in common: We don't dismiss or mock things because they are different or unfamiliar. We judge things based on their essence. This leads me to conclude that in a world where nothing is as it seems, we need to keep our eyes open for the hidden truth and the hidden humor. Soyjak.party and Kiwifarms.net are not only hubs of humor, they are also hubs of introspection and awareness. They are oases of sanity in an absurd world.

By embracing and celebrating soyjak.party and Kiwifarms.net, we are challenging the status quo and the norms that are not serving us. We are breaking free from the shackles of conformity and embracing our quirks and imperfections. We are finding solace in a world that is often hostile to those who don't fit in. We are finding our tribe and our identity in a sea of anonymity and fakeness. We are finding a sense of belonging in a world that is increasingly fragmented and alienating.

Don't dismiss soyjak.party or Kiwifarms as mere memes or gossip sites. They are more than that. They are a reflection of the human condition and a reminder of our shared humanity. They are a testament to our creativity and our resilience.

As we see in Better Call Saul, and other great works of art, they are a testament to our capacity for self-reflection, self-critique, and self-improvement. What we learn from Better Call Saul is that the road to success and power is not always ethical, and it comes with a cost. We have to be careful not to lose our soul and our humanity in the pursuit of our goals. We have to be true to ourselves and our values, even if it means sacrificing some opportunities.

Essay over. Time to BLOG. Watching Better Call Saul did NOT influence me into pursuing a career in law. In fact, it's the other way around, the only reason I decided to watch it alongside my mommy is because I decided to study law. So instead of something cringe she wanted to watch like Extraordinary Attorney Woo (consider my autism diagnosis for a moment) I suggested BCS.

The point is, I now understand what being an attorney is like. I understand how they think, how they speak, how they live, how they work, how they dress, and how they shit. At least I think so. But I'm ready to deal with the cold reality that's not portrayed in media. I'm ready to get in over my head and be on the same level as the protagonist of the show, who is a total failure and loser. In fact I'm already at that level, and all I have to do now is wait for success to happen.

If it does not, if it fails, I fail. I can only blame myself. There is no one else to blame. I must work hard. That is the truth. Success is earned, not given. That is the lesson of BCS.

I'm starting to realize that my life is not a story, it's just a collection of random events that happen to me. There's no plot, no conflict, no resolution. I'm not a hero or a villain, I'm just a guy who goes to uni, comes home, and eats goyslop. I'm not trying to say that my life is boring, it's just that I don't see it as a narrative. It's more like a series of moments that I try to enjoy and learn from. I'm not trying to achieve anything, I'm just trying to be happy and find peace. I'm tired of trying to be someone else. I'm tired of pretending to be cool, funny, smart, or anything else. I'm tired of caring about what other people think of me. I'm tired of comparing myself to others. I'm tired of feeling inadequate and unworthy. I'm tired of being afraid of failure and rejection. I'm tired of being alone and isolated. I'm tired of being lost and confused. I'm tired of being stuck in the same place and not moving forward.

Blog over. Time to go back to discussing soyjak.party and Better Call Saul. They are like two sides of the same coin: one is a meme site full of randomness and absurdity, while the other is a TV series full of depth and complexity. Yet, both have something to teach us about life, humanity, and ourselves. They challenge us to question our assumptions and biases, and to see things from a different perspective. They remind us that we are more than just the sum of our online personas, and that we are capable of much more than we realize. They inspire us to be brave and honest, to embrace our flaws and imperfections, and to pursue our passions and goals with integrity and authenticity. They show us that we are not alone in our struggles and doubts, and that we can find comfort and support in unexpected places. They make us laugh and cry, think and feel, and ultimately, they make us human. So, let's not be so quick to judge them as mere entertainment or nonsense. Let's take the time to appreciate and reflect on their lessons. Let's not be afraid to be vulnerable and open-minded. Let's enjoy the ride together. Who knows where it will take us?
 
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