Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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Fat tubby said:
It is apparently obvious that the majority of the users in this thread are underage, so I will say this:

Yes, keep wasting the the most important, most formative years of your life where your neuroplasticity is at its very highest on the computer and NEVER go outside because you might miss the Soyjak drama. Do not socialize with your peers, that would make you a heckin' COALLY normalnigger! Do not pick up a hobby that would require physical activity.

You faggots will end up literally no different from those complete and utter loser tr/a/nnies who desperately cry platitudes of "raiders" and "invaders." Do you REALLY want to be the zoomer equivalent of those "people" who spent what has been nearly two DECADES of their pathetic, miserable, life-denying existence arguing over chink cartoons (except this time, it's shitty ms paint bald men cartoons) on the tranny incel website?

Eject from these abhorrent circles, this circlejerking, this window shopping for cheap "purpose", stop all of this fucking around. You are not a saboteur, a vanguard, or some kind of rank-and-file soldier stationed in the web to fight the subversive roots of the innernets.
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Trvke so real and devestating it caused several nuteens to crawl back into their mothers vaginas and reform themselves into babies.
 
Sean Bateman said:
coward didnt even tag me once again, keep making dumb and autistic posts and theyll get rated autistic and dumb.
also, >muh negrates
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF /qa/!

PINEJAK

VS.

TURTELLI




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BEGIN!

>Is that an Italian on my ridge?
>He must think there's pizza in my fridge.
>You're like Obi Wan, dead and forced
>The only people who like you are obsessed with horse!
>You know I ain't a killer just don't push me
>and don't you sit around and say it smells like cheese
>I know how to fuck, marry and kill with my fingers
>Better stop sniffing feet if you want to please her!

<It smell like cheese, no like a fart
<You better learn that leebaiting is art
<Marge I'm confused, about these fruitjaks
<They seem to be aping Lee's panic attacks
<Don't mind me, I'm just passing through
<and also being a better meme than you!
<Eating you up like you're spam
<Soon you'll be wordfiltered just like fa m!
<I'm the original, you're a copy
<Now please excuse me while I get sloppy toppy!

>Don't forget, Turtelli I'm top slut
>All of /qa/ wants to fuck my butt
>The only reason to post you is a reaction
>A predictable shitpost slowly going out of fashion
>Soi dueling goes back hundreds of years
>Before the birth of any leebaiting queers
>Kiwifarms is over there, farty
>You're not invited to my soijak party!

<Tay K Tay K, Pinejak
<Just remember only /qa/ has your back
<CC the way every board bans you
<labels you as "spam", boohoo!
<Anywhere I am, I summon Barneyfag
<Soi outside of /qa/ is just a drag
<Hell, even in /qa/, you are shit
<Go back to [s4s], how about it?
 
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Fräulein Troonjak said:
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF /qa/!

PINEJAK

VS.

TURTELLI


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BEGIN!

>Is that an Italian on my ridge?
>He must think there's pizza in my fridge.
>You're like Obi Wan, dead and forced
>The only people who like you are obsessed with horse!
>You know I ain't a killer just don't push me
>and don't you sit around and say it smells like cheese
>I know how to fuck, marry and kill with my fingers
>Better stop sniffing feet if you want to please her!

<It smell like cheese, no like a fart
<You better learn that leebaiting is art
<Marge I'm confused, about these fruitjaks
<They seem to be aping Lee's panic attacks
<Don't mind me, I'm just passing through
<and also being a better meme than you!
<Eating you up like you're spam
<Soon you'll be wordfiltered just like fa m!
<I'm the original, you're a copy
<Now please excuse me while I get sloppy toppy!

>Don't forget, Turtelli I'm top slut
>All of /qa/ wants to fuck my butt
>The only reason to post you is a reaction
>A predictable shitpost slowly going out of fashion
>Soi dueling goes back hundreds of years
>Before the birth of any leebaiting queers
>Kiwifarms is over there, farty
>You're not invited to my soijak party!

<Tay K Tay K, Pinejak
<Just remember only /qa/ has your back
<CC the way every board bans you
<labels you as "spam", boohoo!
<Anywhere I am, I summon Barneyfag
<Soi outside of /qa/ is just a drag
<Hell, even in /qa/, you are shit
<Go back to [s4s], how about it?
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local arkansas man said:
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Make a Vocaroo already you cunt
Fräulein Troonjak said:
(Ev&oe "truthnuke" and suchlike is /bant/roon slang)

Bright Sootists are winning. Our conservative school of thought is gaining more followers by the day.

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Our newest fact-check by our official thinktank, r/markiplier, says that Bright Sootism is now best known for seeking the following goals:

- Peaceful coexistence with 4cuck

- The re-estabilishment or /qa/

- Higher tolerance of basedjacks in the 'cuck moderation

Bright Sootists are the silent minority, knowing that I claim that my recent coaling has been met with WARNS, rather than the usual 3/30 day 'nishments. One can't fault the 4cuck adminiztration for being inconsistent.

Fvrthermore, a high-ranking 4cuck moderator who is best known for liking *ndertale and being in *ndertale-themed /trash/ threads is known for doing the very bare minimum required of him to stop the soyak spam. I claim this used to be best documented in the former 4chan Internal Administration Thread [or something similar] in the Shitty 's infamous /raid/.

Not only that, it occurred to me that I am best known for being vengeful and tenacious. So, I shall create alternative soyak wiki and sh'log accounts to better document this development.

Some more radical Bright Sootists argue for Voluntary soyjak.party Deletion and absolute, full communion with the 'cuck.
(ZOMMG!!! JVST LIKE MY FAVORITE WIKISNEEDIA ARTICLE https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voluntary_Human_Extinction_Movement)

They have, however, been lambasted and remain a fringe minority. They are very fine people, though!
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Bonus upvoting this gem so it can get even more upvoted and noticed
 
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