Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[local arkansas man]

 

[Chudborean]

SOOT didn’t know how to run the sharty, ‘teens remember him fondly because of the late /qa/ era and the beginning of the jakking culture we know now. That is not to say the sharty was bad when he was admin but rather that he wasn’t able to run the site very well.
If he was admin of the current sharty this thread would probably hate him.
I’m responding to the soot funeral post since kiwifarms didn’t show that quote for some reason.

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>SAYYYYYY WHAAAAT?
>WE GOT ONLY 99999 PPH INSTEAD OF 100000???
>THE SHARTY IS… LE DEAD!
>EVERYTHING IS DYING PACK IT UP SITE IS DEAD SOOT IS DEAD КUZ IS DEAD DOLL IS DEAD FRQQT IS DEAD MUD IS DEAD EVERYTHING IS FALLING TYRONE TRANSITIONED AND CUTTED HIS ВВС NO ONE WILL FUCK MY WIFE AGAIN WE ARE FALLING NO MORE BLACK BABIES TO GROWN TND IS HAPPENING WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN I GUESS THAT'S IT EVERYONE WE GOT RULECUCKED TO OBVILLION FUCK THIS SITE I AM GOING BACK TO 4TROON OH WAIT I AM BACK NOW EVERYTHING IS TOTALLY GONNA DIE TRUST ME GUYS SHARTY WILL DIE IN 3 DAYS IF YOU WON'T SPAM THIS IMAGE I REALLY LIKE RIGHT FUCKING NOW OK OH WAIT NOBODY CARES WELL SHARTY WILL DIE NOW BECAUSE SHARTY IS OFFICIALLY DEAD WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE IT'S ALL DOOTS GOOTS BHOOTS FAULT NO MORE SOYJAK POSTS GUYS WE ARE GOING TO DIE YOUNG OH WAIT IS THAT A CHUD WHO HAD A DISCORD ACCOUNT 5 YEARS AGO FOR FRIENDS YEP SHARTY IS DEAD WE ARE GOING TO DIE EVERYONE IS THAT A FROG POST THAT SAYS NVSОICACA YEP XHE'S RIGHT SHARTY IS DEAD AND WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE UNLESS YOU WILL TURN MY WIFE'S BVLL INTO A SLOPJAK COALJAK JARTYCUCK SATOKO FNF PEDO SHARTY WILL BE ALIVE AGAIN WAIT YOU DIDN'T DO THAT WELL THE SHARTY IS GOING TO DIE AND IT'S YOUR FAULT NOW DA JAAAARDEEECUCKS ARE GOING TO SPAM THE MOST DARKEST COAL OH ITS GOING TO BE SO BLACK SO VANTABLACK SO DUSTY IT'S NOT COAL IT'S ANTIMATTER TIER OH WAIT THAT WON'T HAPPEN IF YOU WILL PLAY FAMILY GUY FREAKIN MOBILE GAME WITH ME WHILE DRINKING BRAP FLAVORED MOUNTAIN DEW ON COCAINE WAAAAIT YOU WON'T DO THAT EITHER WELL ENJOY YOUR DARKEST BLACKEST NIGGEREST PICKERREST CLICKEREST VANTABLACK ANTIMATTER TO EXIST CREATED BY NO ONE BUUUT DA JARDEECUCKS SEE THE JARDEEECUCK WILL COME AND RAPE YOU BUUUUT IF YOU ARE GOING TO SEND ME YOUR EYE COLOR, HAIR COLOR, SKIN COLOR, NAIL COLOR, TOE COLOR, FULL FACE, LOCATION, HAPLOGROUP, DNA RESULTS WITH 0,0001% JEWISH DNA IN IT AND FART IN A BAG OF TAKIS AND SEND IT ME JARDEEECUCKS WONT RAPE US YOU WONT DO THAT TOO WELL YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET THIS ONE BUDDY UNLESS YOU WILL COME TO YOUR LOCAL FOREST AND COLLECT 8 NOTES SHARTY WILL SURVIVE YOU WANT DO THAT WELL YOU REALLY MUST HATE THE SHARTY THEN BUUUT IF YOU ARE GOING TO TAKE HRT AND COMMIT A MASS SHOOTING WILL SURVIVE WHAT WHAT DO YOU MEAN I AM A FED I AM ONLY SPELLING TRVTHNVKES OH WELL BUDDY YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET THIS ONE OH YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET THIS ONE SO HARD YOU WILL REGRET BECAUSE I AM GOING TO POST THE POOPSON HAHA YES FUNNY FORCED FROODIST MEME HAHA I AM SO FUCKING BASED AND MAYBE EVEN AREEAN AFTER ALL YOU WILL ALL SEE YOU WILL ALL SEE HOW I AM GOING TO BECOME THE DEATH OF THE SHARTY OH I AM SO EVIL BY DOING THIS OH MY MUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM LITERALY EVIL! OH THEY ARE ALL GOING TO SEE MY MASTERPIECE BUUUUT I WILL POST IN UHHH NEXT MONTHES BECAUSE OFUHH LARP SAID SO AND WHILE DOING THAT I AM GOING TO BRAP HARDER AND UHH PLAY FAMILY GUY FREAKIN MOBILE GAME ON COCAINE AND DRINKING BRAP FLAVORES MOUNTAIN DEW WITH 192947% OF INGRIDIENTS BEING RED 40 AND ZOG PRODUCED GMO BUT IT'S ACTUALLY AREEAN AND WHITE BECAUSE I LIKE IT OK? NOW AFTER WAITING AL OF THIS TIME I AM GOING TO SHOW XHIS CHUD HOW WRONG HE WAS ABOUT NOT ALLOWING BIPOC JEWISH BLACK TRANS PEOPLE OF CQLQR HOW HE WAS WRONG BY NOT LETTING XHEM TO POST GAY PORN ON BALD MEN CARTOON GLASSES SITE OR SOMETHING HE WILL REGRET IT FOR ALL ETERNITY HE WILL NOT SEE THAT COMING OR SHOULD "NAZI THAT CUMMING" GET IT I HATE NAZEEES AND I AM OBSESSED WITH GAY SEEEX NOOW HE WILL SEE NOW HE WILL SEE HOW WRONG HE WAS OH HOW WRONG THAT BIGOTED INCEL CHUD HE WAS OH HOW MUCH HE IS GOING TO REGRET HIS LIFE DECISIONS LIKE MY POOPCORD MEMES OR SOMETHING ITS OK WHEN I USE CORD OR SOMETHING OK NOOOOW THIS BIGOTED INCEL WILL SEE THE TRVE POWER OF THE MQST OBSESSED VANTABLACK POOPSON MADE BY ME AAAAND SPECIAL GUESTS DA JAAAARDEEECUCK DA SLOOOOPJAAAK AND FNF PEDO AND SATOKOO GET IT THINGS EVERYONE HATES RIGHT SO FUNNY AREN'T I OK OK NOW I WILL SJOW THIS BIGOTED GAY SEX HATING INCEL HOW WRONG HE WAS BUUUT WAIT LET ME JUST TUDUDUDUDUD WAFFLES OR PANCAKES WAFFLES OR PANCAKES WAFFLES OR PANCAKES WAFFLES OR PANCAKES WAFFLES OR PANCAKES ITZ SOOO FUNNY MY FAVORIE OK NOOOW ZHEY WILL SEE HOW WRONG I WAS BUT FIRST TURN ON EVIL MUSIC MY JAAARDEEECUCK OK DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUUDUDUDUDDUDTAANRNSNWWWANANANANANRJTJWOAKWPAPSKDBDIQPWKSJD HAHHAHAHAHHAAHAH MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM SO EVIL NOWWWWWWW TIME TO POST THE POOPSON OH I AM GOING TO BE LIKE THAT WHOLESOME JEWERINO OPPENHEIMER WHO KILLED MILLIONS OF HECKING WHOLESOME JAPS WHO MADE PEDOSLOP TRANIME I LOVE BECAUSE I AM A CLOSETED BRAPPING raisinTER PEDO PROJECTING IT ON EVERYONE I KNOW NOOOOW THEY WILL SEEEE MY POWER OH ITS LIKE THE AVENGERS THE THANOS THE BLACKED AND THE FUNKO POPS! OK SATOKO NY BELOVED NAMEFAG #1350 AND FNF PEDO MY FORCED SPAMMED COAL #1488 TURN THE LEVER NOOOOW OH I AM LIKE THE COOL OPPENHEIMER LITERALLY LITERALLY OH I AM LITERALLY SO BASED WAIT WHAT THE FRICK GUYZZZ WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO LARP AS MY FAVORITE BOOGEYMEN WAIT DON'T GO DON'T LEAVE MY WHATSAPP GROUP PLEEEEASEEE BILL- I MEAN JARDEEECUCK CAN YOU STAY ATLEAST PLEEASE UHH FUCK ALL OF YOU YEAH FUCK YOU BIGOTED INCEL CHUDS I WILL JUST DO IT MYSELF YEAH FUCK ALL OF YOU I AM LITERALLY MOST LITERALLY BASED LITERALLY PERSON ON EARTH I WILL PPST MPST VANTABLACK THING ON EARTH OHHH YEAH I AM GOING TO KILL THE SHARDEEE I AM GOING TO BEE SOO BASSEED YEAAHA UHNSMAJSJWOWLQLALA DOO IT NOOOOOW YEAAAAAAAAH
<braaaaaaaaaaaap *ms paint of a random scribbles with visible stubble and glasses*
>OH YEAAH THIS IS IT ITS OFFICIALLY IT SHARTY IS DEAD I REPEAT WITH INJUN TEXT SHARTY IS DEAD AND I KILLED IT MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM SO LITERALLH BASED BY LITERALLY KILLING LITERALLY SHARTY MUAHAHAAHAHAHA WAIT MY FAVORITE IS NOW LE DEAAAD WAIT WHAAAAT WHERE I AM GOING TO POST MY FAVORITE IMAGE OF FAMILY GUY PETER DANCING NOOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T BELIEVE IT I KILLED THE SHARTY I AM LITERALLY OPPENHEIMER OR SOMETHING AAAAACK I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF YES THIS IS IT I KILLED THE SHARDEE I WILL KILL MYSELF OH NOOO WAIT I THINK I HAVE TURNED INTO JARDEEECUCK WAIT WHAAAAT OH NOOOOOO I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF I SHOULD DO IT RIGHT NOWW OH NOOOOOO I MIST DIE NOW NOW NOW AAAACK AC ACKK AAACK I AM SACRIFICING FOR MY FELLOW SHARDEE USERS TO GET RID OF THE JARDEECUCKS ATLEAST I WILL FINALLY SEE TYRONE IN HEAVEN WHO ALREADY ROTTED TO DEATH AFTER
>CUTTING DAT BEEBEESEAAA I CANT WAIT FOR THIS TO HAPPEN OH GOD THIS IS THE END THE BAD ENDING THE BAD WORSE WORST ENDING THAT ENDED IT ALL OH NY GAWD HOE COULD THIS HAPPEN OOOOH NO HOOOOW OHNONONONO GAWD AAAAAAAAACCCKCKCK!!

Typical early euro hours althobeit

 

[XXLegionnaire]

SOOT didn’t know how to run the sharty, ‘teens remember him fondly because of the late /qa/ era and the beginning of the jakking culture we know now. That is not to say the sharty was bad when he was admin but rather that he wasn’t able to run the site very well.
If he was admin of the current sharty this thread would probably hate him.

soory soor also had way less resources than all the ones after him except doll when he was running it alone. he ran it well for what he had(nothing but himself), kuz and froot had all they could need in the way of developers and mods which is why they are fat gay niggers for ruining the site anyway

 

[notion]

old jarty "MUH DYING CULTURE" type sootism lamenting post. oldGODism died with the jarty, it's time to move on to greener pastures.

soicuckery is dying as evidenced by the current state of troonjak.discordy, sometimes you need to stop being an ignornat nigger and realize what's going on

 

[Chudborean]

soory soor also had way less resources than all the ones after him except doll when he was running it alone. he ran it well for what he had(nothing but himself), kuz and froot had all they could need in the way of developers and mods which is why they are fat gay niggers for ruining the site anyway

Maybe.
I guess I might not have as high of an opinion of SOOT as others because I only joined during the last few months of his reign. Which I remember being quite coalish while the site also suffered numerous technical difficulties.

 

[burnTheOrchard]

SOOT didn’t know how to run the sharty, ‘teens remember him fondly because of the late /qa/ era and the beginning of the jakking culture we know now.

They remember him fondly because they weren't actually there at the time. Same for the kuz dickriders.
In hindsight maybe the sharty always sucked.

 

[Sooty Soot]

PPP, shirtjak, and punisher 'plier are some of the coaliest variants in existence because there is no subtle way to insert the joke, it's just written there in plain view (which is why normgroids love using them so much)

 

[Rosirbea]

You all want the sharty to fail so badly it's actually kind of funny

 

[Chudborean]

You all want the sharty to fail so badly it's actually kind of funny

I trans heart the sharty althobeit
Also how do I react to posts I only know how to like them
FALSENVKE below me

 

[Colon capital V]

You all want the sharty to fail

This implies the Sharty isn't already a failure currently.

 

[Nigger Cobson]

You all want the sharty to fail so badly it's actually kind of funny

The sharty is doing a very good job at making itself fail, it has no need for kiwicacas saying mean words about it in order to fail.

 

[LarpBait]

You all want the sharty to fail so badly it's actually kind of funny

It already failed when the site was overtaken by a lolicon loving discord pedophile who may or may not have AIDS. It's just that the stench of the corpse is still lingering and brapping out new noxious gasses for us to smell.

 

[Chudborean]

Sharty newspeak wordfilters got dropped today. Now you can talk about how kuz is a slut for that bbc without censoring yourself. A new type of sage dropped called “SUPER SAGE” (type supersage into the email section for this to work) which makes threads go down in the catty instead of not bumping it like a normal sage. I don’t know why MUD added this.
Also some ‘teen dropped the streamer forsens dox because they got worried that antimatter immigrants would come to the sharty after he “reacted” to some sharty videos.

Active thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/8874902.html#8875318
‘teens also raided a site called WojakDB which is basically Wojak paradise 2 but ran by a crypto scammer instead of a trannie

After soyjak, gay porn and gore spam the admins shut down account registration and seethed in the sharty thread, so considering that they can’t get any new users because they shut down registration it was sort of a success raid.
The sharty is planning on raiding it again when they reopen registration.
Active thread: https://soyjak.st/soy/thread/8871149.html
I’m not providing archived links because I’m a selfish little fuck that won’t wait 10 minutes for archive.ph to load the thread (you could probably find a archive on the happenings thread in the sharty wiki anyway)
The ‘log was also pretty gemmy today if I do so say myself, lots of OC and funny threads.

 

[LarpBait]

A new type of sage dropped called “SUPER SAGE” (type supersage into the email section for this to work) which makes threads go down in the catty instead of not bumping it like a normal sage

soooot get the spam bots on to downvote all the normal threads and upvote the frog posts

 

[Chudborean]

soooot get the spam bots on to downvote all the normal threads and upvote the frog posts

Yeah the Jannie cabal thought the preddit system can work on an imageboard. It’s the one coal that tarnished an otherwise gemmy day on the sharty

 

[XXLegionnaire]

A new type of sage dropped called “SUPER SAGE” (type supersage into the email section for this to work) which makes threads go down in the catty instead of not bumping it like a normal sage. I don’t know why MUD added this.

totally wont be abused by bots to wipe specific threads

 

[Maxtrot]

Sharty newspeak wordfilters got dropped today. Now you can talk about how kuz is a slut for that bbc without censoring yourself. A new type of sage dropped called “SUPER SAGE” (type supersage into the email section for this to work) which makes threads go down in the catty instead of not bumping it like a normal sage. I don’t know why MUD added this.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT, ADD A ULTIMATE ARYAN SAGE NVKE THAT KILLS ALL PEDOPHILES AND FURRIES, AND MAKE IT SEND 16.6 YOTTABYTE ZIP BOMB FILLED WITH GORE DIRECTLY TO FROOT'S HARDRIVE, SOOOOOOOOT

 

[brute force]

I trans heart the sharty althobeit
Also how do I react to posts I only know how to like them
FALSENVKE below me

hover over the like button with your mouse and you should get a selection of multiple reactions
on mobile hold on the like button

 

[Rosirbea]

It already failed when the site was overtaken by a lolicon loving discord pedophile who may or may not have AIDS. It's just that the stench of the corpse is still lingering and brapping out new noxious gasses for us to smell.

You give up so easily.

 

[im tired]

/soy/ is temporarily IAS only (gem)