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Sooty Soot said:
We muzzies will destroy kikeland because they hate valid trans people and want to exterminate innocent bbc bvlls.
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AITA for killing my neighbour's wife by lighting my foreskin on fire?
tl;dr I torched the top of my foreskin with a lighter and the fumes coming from it killed my neighbour's wife.

Long story: I was drunk beyond relief and somehow I had the idea that I was gonna light a blunt and smoke some weed. In my drunkenness, I walked to my balcony butt naked and lit my foreskin on fire. The pain kicked in ~10 seconds later but I was so drunk I didn't notice it for another 30 seconds. By then my foreskin had 2nd degree burns and the fumes from it were absolutely disgusting. My neighbour's wife had fallen asleep in her room, but left her window open, which caused my burnt foreskin fumes to enter her room. I heard a lot of coughing coming from my neighbour's house, so I peered over the window to check and I saw his wife choking and eventually she stopped moving. I assumed she had fallen asleep, but the burnt foreskin fumes apparently caused an allergic reaction and she died. My neighbour has a Ring camera so once he discovered his dead wife and found out what happened he broke down my door and assaulted me. I'm in the hospital while typing this.

Update: I am being charged with 3rd degree murder.
 
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