Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

Numberjacks and Terrible Mouse. Unironically FPE is somewhat decent, if not because it gives me nostalgia for Sparklecare Hospital (trooncore Tumblr comic I was into some years ago)
What if instead of Sparklecare Hospital it was Sprunkicare Hospital and they got funky funky funky with the biggest gyatts and also the terrible mouse was there because it's a hospital
 
Numberjacks and Terrible Mouse. Unironically FPE is somewhat decent, if not because it gives me nostalgia for Sparklecare Hospital (trooncore Tumblr comic I was into some years ago)
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Questions because of DNB and because it's close to 1666 won't see this as I'm bored of shit posting on KF and ran out of questions that were dumb for QA.
  1. Why was /qa/ removed in the first place? Explain to me like I'm a normie.
  2. What's the equivalent of a Soyjak for a Carjak.
  3. Why is the UTTP thread in PG AIDS?
  4. Can you catch AIDS from drinking anything with Aids in the title?
  5. Who would win. 4Chan or Soyjakkins?
  6. Is there a chan equivalent for Soyjaks (Soychan, etc)
  7. What's the most infamous Soyjak event.
  8. Who will win FPE, TADC, Hazbin or that one dutch animation I can't spell
  9. Who was phone
  10. Will we recover from the loss of /qa/
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Because the topic is so AIDS that the only people who've attempted to write a UTTP thread were also AIDS, lol
I lost all my braincells reading it that I cannot figure out why someone would write allat. Part of me wants to ask for the thread to move to spergatory but like seeing the notification on it being updated is better.
 
Crossposting this from the Anisa Jomha thread to see what the Soyteens think of this. Is this a gem or coal?

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It's funny but it's far too complicated to be a reusable soyak. Brush sizes vary too much. Unnecessary amount of details. Hair should be a bit simpler. That's my thoughts on it at least. 'jaks should be as simple as possible
 
I come to inform you that Red Flaming Panda got banned until the 25th.

>Hey Skiwis. it's Panda. I'm sorry to inform you all but I was banned again for encouraging sock accounting. Basically what had happen was a banned kiwi going by BBL tricked a micro lolcow, @Lunar Eclipse Paradox , real name Alex Hogendorp, into believe he was his friend and getting assess to his account. BBL would use this as an opportunity to troll a bunch of us following Alex into believing he was the retard himself. When BBL revealed himself, I called him based for his action. Null didn't like that very much and banned me for encouraging him into making a socks. Now before you lose your shit at Null, I do take the blame for encouraging a knew attention seeker for stealing a retards account and using it as a sock. Sorry for the incomitance, the ban will be lifted and I'll be back to continue my jaking shenanigans on the 25th. Keep on shitposting, skiwi's.
 
I come to inform you that Red Flaming Panda got banned until the 25th.

>Hey Skiwis. it's Panda. I'm sorry to inform you all but I was banned again for encouraging sock accounting. Basically what had happen was a banned kiwi going by BBL tricked a micro lolcow, @Lunar Eclipse Paradox , real name Alex Hogendorp, into believe he was his friend and getting assess to his account. BBL would use this as an opportunity to troll a bunch of us following Alex into believing he was the retard himself. When BBL revealed himself, I called him based for his action. Null didn't like that very much and banned me for encouraging him into making a socks. Now before you lose your shit at Null, I do take the blame for encouraging a knew attention seeker for stealing a retards account and using it as a sock. Sorry for the incomitance, the ban will be lifted and I'll be back to continue my jaking shenanigans on the 25th. Keep on shitposting, skiwi's.
This nigga keep getting stoned for no reason at all 😭😭😭😭 Pray for blud 🙏🙏🙏
 
I come to inform you that Red Flaming Panda got banned until the 25th.

>Hey Skiwis. it's Panda. I'm sorry to inform you all but I was banned again for encouraging sock accounting. Basically what had happen was a banned kiwi going by BBL tricked a micro lolcow, @Lunar Eclipse Paradox , real name Alex Hogendorp, into believe he was his friend and getting assess to his account. BBL would use this as an opportunity to troll a bunch of us following Alex into believing he was the retard himself. When BBL revealed himself, I called him based for his action. Null didn't like that very much and banned me for encouraging him into making a socks. Now before you lose your shit at Null, I do take the blame for encouraging a knew attention seeker for stealing a retards account and using it as a sock. Sorry for the incomitance, the ban will be lifted and I'll be back to continue my jaking shenanigans on the 25th. Keep on shitposting, skiwi's.
This is a loss
 
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