Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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this soyjak thing is the most forced shit i've ever come across.
I'd imagine, the people that use it are the most disgusting, least creative people on the internet.
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Personally I think you shartyfags are schizoniggers who should drink bleach but if you're triggering Jersh maybe you're not so bad after all. You didn't even tag him and he's still mad.
Well Null's not busy starting a family so what else is he going to do with his time but channel his inner Patrick Tomlinson looking for people talking about him.
 
least creative
Sure, some of these people are annoying, retarded, thread shitting, BBC obsessed faggots who need to be contained at all costs, some of which being pedophiles for some reason. (Come on, it's a bald dude with glasses.)

However calling them "least creative" is just slanderous and untrue.
 
How is this a valuable meme to latch on?
am i so detached from perpetual online-ness?
if i may get a bit philosophical and verbose (gay and longwinded) the soyjak if you will is a mirror upon which one can project a caricature, ain idea of a person, their simple styles and white colour invoke a sense of approachability as well as helping with the projection. there is a picture of the chudjak if i can find it ill update this or something that speaks to me in a sense, it depicts him sat outside a halloween party red slapmark on his face hands clasped staring into the night. He didnt go home, he wanted to go to the party, he knew he'd get a reaction so why isnt he happy, he ponders while gazing at the sky. Its all very interesting and there are several jak based images like this everywhere





this is why colourjaks, xitterjaks and jartyslop are so despised among the soyteens. These NASs (not a sojak)s are everything the soyjak shouldnt be. colourjaks try to hard to stand out, xitterjaks are more focused on being rude or mean they do not catch the essence of a concept or person they are extreme caricatures to which no one can relate. and jartyslop is just as the slop name suggests incomprehensible garbage.
in all the soy woah jack and the wider jaking community may find solace or a sense of completion in the creation or viewing of the soyjaks.
*(no i did not gpt this i actually sat and typed this out you must believe me I AM FUCKING INDIAN PLEASE BELIEVE ME I AM FUCKING INDIAN SAAR PLEASE HELP I AM FUCKING INDIAN)
 
I don't consider myself to be a "'teen" (evendoe I'm an unc) as I'm still dragging rage comics on the big 2025. Evendoe like a quarter of my ragebros were soot-era oldfags we have no relations to filthy s*yjacks.
 
this soyjak thing is the most forced shit i've ever come across.
I'd imagine, the people that use it are the most disgusting, least creative people on the internet.
On my dog's dead grave, look at this shit below and tell me soyteens don't have a creative bone in their body for producing this.
 
this soyjak thing is the most forced shit i've ever come across.
I'd imagine, the people that use it are the most disgusting, least creative people on the internet.
>comes into thread full of things that make him mad
>gets mad
>posts about how mad he is

Cmon man you joined this site before I did you should know better
 
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