Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[Sand Mega]

last bastion of free speech btw

Free speech as long as everyone stays castrated on their dedicated echochambers and don't insult our beautiful kweens or something to that effect

 

[a-Lager]

@Gemerson twitter immigrant got his face leaked geeeg

Post in thread 'Tiffany Skylar Johnston / Zoey Willow / aumiist / emoboyfucker69 / mitsuwah / dollienarc / mitsufan / Splatinist / xKiwifarmjoshx (and many more)'

May 17, 2025

Thanks, just wanted to hear it from the horses mouth. You look weird as fuck, nigga. Maybe try hitting up The Looksmaxxer forum?
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• Travis Touchdown (REAL)

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Dam that yt boi is BUILT for BBC

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

function(string){
string+="I look like that and I say this: "
print(string)
function(string)
return 0
}

 

[Colon capital V]

Kiwilaw
There's a active lolcow? Constantly fantasize them becoming a woman.

 

[Zionazi]

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function(string){
string+="I look like that and I say this: "
print(string)
function(string)
return 0
}

Fixed it for you award.
Zero semicolons award.
Baby's first Java API award.

Also why the return you don't even need it blud.

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

Fixed it for you award.
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Also why the return you don't even need it blud.

your "fixed" function isn't even recursive which was the main point of the original one, you didnt fix anything

>why the return
I felt like it

your "fixed" function isn't even recursive which was the main point of the original one, you didnt fix anything

>why the return
I felt like it

 

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Shiwiteens since soyteens didnt have any useful input what do you think. NAS fail? Can it be fixed? Is it fine?

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

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Shiwiteens since soyteens didnt have any useful input what do you think. NAS fail? Can it be fixed? Is it fine?

NAS

 

[Zionazi]

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Shiwiteens since soyteens didnt have any useful input what do you think. NAS fail? Can it be fixed? Is it fine?

Since this is a screenshot for ants, 'jak critics can't properly form an opinion.

But it looks cool and it has glasses and a soyface so yeah.

 

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screenshot for ants

http://soyjakcoox7ji3jg6mj3z2bibvtpxietygbp22wq3lokmkwplsmmxrid.onion/soy/thread/11182680.html

Spoiler: images

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

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I rewrote this in c++ and ran it and my computer crashed because I forgot about it

 

[Kyle Parson]

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Shiwiteens since soyteens didnt have any useful input what do you think. NAS fail? Can it be fixed? Is it fine?

Add the impish swede face to the gem.

 

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Add the impish swede face to the gem.

Someone told me to do cobson and that wasnt too far off so I did that. I think swedejak would require too much of an alteration.

 

[malachite]

So anyways gang, what's going on in that Zoey thread? Why are kiwicels trying to groom this bitch? They seem kind of obsessed not gonna lie.

 

[Creasman]

Add the impish swede face to the gem.

nigga where the fuck were you? I swear you were gone like a week ago.

 

[Kyle Parson]

nigga where the fuck were you? I swear you were gone like a week ago.

Work and LOTS of studying,

 

[Railgun]

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   You have been awarded a trophy: Your thoughts have been inputed
   A moment ago

 

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So anyways gang, what's going on in that Zoey thread? Why are kiwicels trying to groom this bitch? They seem kind of obsessed not gonna lie.

I'm out of the loop on this zoey nigger but holy faggioli (in the zoey thread)

 

[David Thoughie]

hey shiwiGODs. i had another idea for an effort post but thats coming sqqn but I had a really gemmy idea but I wanted input from you shiwiGODs on my autistic genius idea
i had an idea for a shiwi adventure thread because, i think it’d be funny and also pretty cool to pump out OC for this thread because I enjoy it
I don’t really exactly know the scenario, but I will probably have some side characters you VVILL be able to interact with (Null, Trombonista, Useful_Mistake) and others?
The problem I have is with including shiwiGODs. I have no idea whether I should add some of you guys and speak on your behalf (In my mind, the main protagonist of the adventure thread is a regular shiwi’een and not anybody specific, but that’s basically the person you are controlling within the adventure thread) or my other idea was allowing you guys to act as yourself within the adventure thread and help or hinder the shiwi’een out with his goal.
I also have no idea where to post the adventure thread, I hope I’ll be able to get away with it being posted in Q&A, since I don’t really want the adventure to clog up this thread, but eh I’m not sure anyone will care. Some actual Q&A users might leak at it doebeit, so not sure.
Anyways, what’s your guys thoughts on this? Should I do it?

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

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I'm out of the loop on this zoey nigger but holy faggioli (in the zoey thread)

who the fuck is that and why does he have a pfp like me