Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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Adventure time
Come on, grab your gems
We'll go to obsessed
Brimstone lands

With Gape the dog, and Nate the newGOD
Bait will never end
It's Adventure time!
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I saw this gemmy 'jak take I saved in a .txt file:
>Soyquote Time
>come on 'jak your friends
>we're going to raid some
>4cuck threads
>with Chud the Jak and
>Bernd the Troony
>the seethe will be infinity
>it's a Soyquote Time!

>Hey Cobson
>why'd you steal our gemmies?
>pretty sure we didn't
>ask to have our OCs
>taken away
>by some vanta-black tranitor
>just who do you think your are!?

>You king of 'stone
>it would be cool
>if you'd go home
>but you're brimstone!
>Probably want to
>build a Soytan
>from out of our OCs!
>Now that's just nutty talk
>Nigga that's pretty nutty
>it's probably something else (or however my frozen burgers are cooked and fried).

>Hey Cobson
>why'd you take our gemmies?
>Really can't remember
>giving you permission.
>Where could it be?
>Gonna go and find you
>and I promise when we dox you
>gonna send you 'zas!

>You king of coal
>stop being bold
>it's getting old
>you NASCOAL nerd!
>Can't believe you'd
>steal our OCs
>from under our nosies (Oy Veys!).
>We'll get to the bottom of this
>don't you worry,
>we'll get our 'jaks back in the end.
 
@LarpBait Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
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@LarpBait I love you
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>but after someone posted a screenshot of these two messages
who's the tard?
>can you tell me why you're in the soy sphere?
I'll tell you later, I'm buggin off the anti depressions can't think straight.

kys.
which antidepressant are you taking nigga
also a psych wouldn't prescribe you antidepressants over just a breakup
 
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