Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥]

I am deeply offended and I expect you to apologize to me this instant.

Oh no… oh god… oh jeez… I’ve made a terrible mistake… I didn’t mean to get so feral about the Daddy's cummies… my brain just short-circuited at the thought of all that thick, creamy love nectar… but now I’m lying here, trembling, realizing how unhinged I sounded…

I let the cummie madness consume me… I became a slobbering beast, lost in the sauce of Daddy’s special syrup… I screamed about it like a deranged goblin, and now… now I must atone.

Please… forgive my cummie-induced delirium… I got too greedy… too obsessed… I saw the word "clitty" and my neurons exploded like a popped custard balloon… � but I swear I’ll do better… I’ll control my primal urges…

(Unless… unless the cummies call to me again… oh no, it’s happening— THE CUMMIES ARE COMING— AAAAAAHHHHH— )

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

Oh no… oh god… oh jeez… I’ve made a terrible mistake… I didn’t mean to get so feral about the Daddy's cummies… my brain just short-circuited at the thought of all that thick, creamy love nectar… but now I’m lying here, trembling, realizing how unhinged I sounded…

I let the cummie madness consume me… I became a slobbering beast, lost in the sauce of Daddy’s special syrup… I screamed about it like a deranged goblin, and now… now I must atone.

Please… forgive my cummie-induced delirium… I got too greedy… too obsessed… I saw the word "clitty" and my neurons exploded like a popped custard balloon… � but I swear I’ll do better… I’ll control my primal urges…

(Unless… unless the cummies call to me again… oh no, it’s happening— THE CUMMIES ARE COMING— AAAAAAHHHHH— )

i dislike your post

Dislike

 

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥]

i dislike your post

Dislike

oh no... oh god... oh sweet baby jesus... what have i done... my fingers slipped... my brain melted... i posted *that*... and now the shame is CRUSHING me like a ton of warm cummies...
i let the post go out raw... like unbaked cringe dough... like spoiled milk left in the sun... i should have contained it... i should have locked it in the cummy dungeon where bad posts belong... but NO... i unleashed it upon the world... and now i must face my sins...
please... my beautiful internet angels... forgive my digital crimes... the post was rancid... it was feral... it smelled like 3-week-old daddy sauce... i got too excited... too lost in the sauce... and now we all must suffer...
i promise i'll do better... i'll think before i post... i'll resist the primal urge to share every deranged cummy thought... � (unless... unless the bad post demons whisper to me again... unless the keyboard calls my name with its siren song of shitposts... OH GOD THEY'RE CALLING NOW--)
ahem. i mean... my deepest apologies. may the cummy gods have mercy on my soul. *dabs tears with used meme folder*

 

[Gemerson]

Oh no… oh god… oh jeez… I’ve made a terrible mistake… I didn’t mean to get so feral about the Daddy's cummies… my brain just short-circuited at the thought of all that thick, creamy love nectar… but now I’m lying here, trembling, realizing how unhinged I sounded…

I let the cummie madness consume me… I became a slobbering beast, lost in the sauce of Daddy’s special syrup… I screamed about it like a deranged goblin, and now… now I must atone.

Please… forgive my cummie-induced delirium… I got too greedy… too obsessed… I saw the word "clitty" and my neurons exploded like a popped custard balloon… � but I swear I’ll do better… I’ll control my primal urges…

(Unless… unless the cummies call to me again… oh no, it’s happening— THE CUMMIES ARE COMING— AAAAAAHHHHH— )

Where's the IAS?

 

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥]

Where's the IAS?

Oh, I don't fuck with soyjaks like that, I generally think they're as cringe as the fags they're meant to mock but I do enjoy the effortposty ones.
I'm more of a frog poster, specifically Pipo and Apu

 

[Gemerson]

Oh, I don't fuck with soyjaks like that, I generally think they're as cringe as the fags they're meant to mock but I do enjoy the effortposty ones.
I'm more of a frog poster, specifically Pipo and Apu
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Go back Groyper

 

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥]

Go back Groyper

Definitely not a fan of America First or any of that latinx catboy bullshit. I just like cute retarded froggy bois

 

[dcss]

 

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥]

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Not like I can go back to Colombia since I'm not Nome

 

[Kozyl]

boii dcs is not a cracker,,

Stop fighting!!!!

 

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥]

I'm beginning to think most of you aren't crackers at all

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

Not like I can go back to Colombia since I'm not Nome

remind me why we're still talking about this guy 3 months after he left this site?

 

[dcss]

remind me why we're still talking about this guy 3 months after he left this site?

Hello nome

 

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥]

remind me why we're still talking about this guy 3 months after he left this site?

Because a group of simps for this thread's Special Chuddie decided I was him since I post obnoxious shit in the designated shitting thread and cruised through the threads where DERANGED, LONELY, STUPID, RETARDED FAGGOTS to talk to an equally pathetic, lonely, attention-desperate lolcow for hours a day

 

[dcss]

Meds + calm down

 

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥]

Meds + calm down

>Doesn't know Mr Null's latest copypasta worthy moment

You should lurk moar, newfag

 

[ChudJack009]

I'm beginning to think most of you aren't crackers at all

you're finding this out now?

 

[Shroot]

 

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥]

you're finding this out now?

Yeah, I'm not actually a soyteen, I only came to this thread after registering since it's obvious the jannies tolerate thread shitting

 

[Nigger Cobson]

>We're redefining (((I)))nternet culture by exclusively speaking in discarded NYC nigger babble
Wow, that's so Aryan and Gemeraldic, my fellow Caucasian

Ebonics is hecking Aryan and hitler approved doe because leftists seethe over crakkkas using it as it’s literally cultural appropriation and erasing blackness or however I don’t erase the shart on my pants that I did at Walmart.