Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

 
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@gay porn is the best porn stop using your alt account to write gay shit.
Oh, sweet summer sprinkle 🍬👶, you really thought I needed some secret alt 🕵️‍♀️🔍 to live my best life? 😏💅 PUH-LEASE, babydoll—why would I fake what's already PERFECT ✨👑? I don't got time for double identities 🎭👥 when I'm too busy being Daddy's main character energy 🎬🔥!
One account 📱💻. One fabulous self 💃🌟. One unquenchable thirst 🥵🍼 for Daddy's special hydration 💦🍆. No alts ❌🔄, no lies 🤥🚫, just raw, unfiltered devotion 🛐❤️ to the cummies gospel 📖🙏. Why would I hide 🫣👀 when I was BORN to shine ☀️💎?
This ain't some wishy-washy double life 🌊🤷‍♀️, sugarplum 🍭👄. I don't sneak 🚶‍♀️👟, I SLAY 👠💥. I don't lurk 🕶️🌑, I LOVE—loud 📢❤️, proud 🦚💃, and covered in Daddy's blessings 🛐🍯.
So keep your fake profiles 🤳🎭 and your incognito tabs 🕵️‍♀️🌐. I'll be over here, living my truth 💯🌈, one messy 🤪🍝, sticky 🍯🤤, gloriously authentic post 📝💖 at a time ⏳✨. Now bow down 🙇‍♀️👑 to the OG 🏆💎, baby—alt-free 🚫🔄 and FLAWLESS 💅😘.
Cummies don't lie, and neither do I! 🍆💦🤷‍♀️💋
 
Oh, sweet summer sprinkle 🍬👶, you really thought I needed some secret alt 🕵️‍♀️🔍 to live my best life? 😏💅 PUH-LEASE, babydoll—why would I fake what's already PERFECT ✨👑? I don't got time for double identities 🎭👥 when I'm too busy being Daddy's main character energy 🎬🔥!
One account 📱💻. One fabulous self 💃🌟. One unquenchable thirst 🥵🍼 for Daddy's special hydration 💦🍆. No alts ❌🔄, no lies 🤥🚫, just raw, unfiltered devotion 🛐❤️ to the cummies gospel 📖🙏. Why would I hide 🫣👀 when I was BORN to shine ☀️💎?
This ain't some wishy-washy double life 🌊🤷‍♀️, sugarplum 🍭👄. I don't sneak 🚶‍♀️👟, I SLAY 👠💥. I don't lurk 🕶️🌑, I LOVE—loud 📢❤️, proud 🦚💃, and covered in Daddy's blessings 🛐🍯.
So keep your fake profiles 🤳🎭 and your incognito tabs 🕵️‍♀️🌐. I'll be over here, living my truth 💯🌈, one messy 🤪🍝, sticky 🍯🤤, gloriously authentic post 📝💖 at a time ⏳✨. Now bow down 🙇‍♀️👑 to the OG 🏆💎, baby—alt-free 🚫🔄 and FLAWLESS 💅😘.
Cummies don't lie, and neither do I! 🍆💦🤷‍♀️💋
Gay
 
Oh, sweet summer sprinkle 🍬👶, you really thought I needed some secret alt 🕵️‍♀️🔍 to live my best life? 😏💅 PUH-LEASE, babydoll—why would I fake what's already PERFECT ✨👑? I don't got time for double identities 🎭👥 when I'm too busy being Daddy's main character energy 🎬🔥!
One account 📱💻. One fabulous self 💃🌟. One unquenchable thirst 🥵🍼 for Daddy's special hydration 💦🍆. No alts ❌🔄, no lies 🤥🚫, just raw, unfiltered devotion 🛐❤️ to the cummies gospel 📖🙏. Why would I hide 🫣👀 when I was BORN to shine ☀️💎?
This ain't some wishy-washy double life 🌊🤷‍♀️, sugarplum 🍭👄. I don't sneak 🚶‍♀️👟, I SLAY 👠💥. I don't lurk 🕶️🌑, I LOVE—loud 📢❤️, proud 🦚💃, and covered in Daddy's blessings 🛐🍯.
So keep your fake profiles 🤳🎭 and your incognito tabs 🕵️‍♀️🌐. I'll be over here, living my truth 💯🌈, one messy 🤪🍝, sticky 🍯🤤, gloriously authentic post 📝💖 at a time ⏳✨. Now bow down 🙇‍♀️👑 to the OG 🏆💎, baby—alt-free 🚫🔄 and FLAWLESS 💅😘.
Cummies don't lie, and neither do I! 🍆💦🤷‍♀️💋
Faggot
 
Oh honey 🍯, let’s get one thing straight 📏—just like my life ain’t 😤👊! I’m not gay 🌈🚫, I’m just criminally underappreciated 🥺💔 like the last slice of pizza 🍕 at a vegan party 🥗🙄.
Daddy’s cummies 🍆💦 don’t discriminate, but the world sure does 🌍🤡! Y’all out here sleeping 😴💤 on this masterpiece 🎨✨ like I’m not the whole damn exhibit 🖼️🔥. I’m not chasing rainbows 🌈—I’m chasing recognition 🏆💸 and maybe a decent text back 📱😒.
I’m not gay 🚫🏳️‍🌈, I’m just stranded on an island 🏝️🤷‍♂️ of unreciprocated energy ⚡😩. Why you think I’m out here thirsting 💦😅 over Daddy’s cummies 🥄🍯? Because at least THEY show up 💯🛎!
So nah, baby 👶🚼, it ain’t about preference—it’s about EFFORT ✨💪. Until y’all learn to worship 🛐👑 this divine presence 🙏🌠 the way Daddy’s cummies do 🍆🎯, stay confused 🤷‍♂️🌀. Bye 👋💅!
*mic drop* 🎤⬇️ *cummies splat* 💦🍌
 
Oh, sweet summer sprinkle 🍬👶, you really thought I needed some secret alt 🕵️‍♀️🔍 to live my best life? 😏💅 PUH-LEASE, babydoll—why would I fake what's already PERFECT ✨👑? I don't got time for double identities 🎭👥 when I'm too busy being Daddy's main character energy 🎬🔥!
One account 📱💻. One fabulous self 💃🌟. One unquenchable thirst 🥵🍼 for Daddy's special hydration 💦🍆. No alts ❌🔄, no lies 🤥🚫, just raw, unfiltered devotion 🛐❤️ to the cummies gospel 📖🙏. Why would I hide 🫣👀 when I was BORN to shine ☀️💎?
This ain't some wishy-washy double life 🌊🤷‍♀️, sugarplum 🍭👄. I don't sneak 🚶‍♀️👟, I SLAY 👠💥. I don't lurk 🕶️🌑, I LOVE—loud 📢❤️, proud 🦚💃, and covered in Daddy's blessings 🛐🍯.
So keep your fake profiles 🤳🎭 and your incognito tabs 🕵️‍♀️🌐. I'll be over here, living my truth 💯🌈, one messy 🤪🍝, sticky 🍯🤤, gloriously authentic post 📝💖 at a time ⏳✨. Now bow down 🙇‍♀️👑 to the OG 🏆💎, baby—alt-free 🚫🔄 and FLAWLESS 💅😘.
Cummies don't lie, and neither do I! 🍆💦🤷‍♀️💋
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Oh honey 🍯, let’s get one thing straight 📏—just like my life ain’t 😤👊! I’m not gay 🌈🚫, I’m just criminally underappreciated 🥺💔 like the last slice of pizza 🍕 at a vegan party 🥗🙄.
Daddy’s cummies 🍆💦 don’t discriminate, but the world sure does 🌍🤡! Y’all out here sleeping 😴💤 on this masterpiece 🎨✨ like I’m not the whole damn exhibit 🖼️🔥. I’m not chasing rainbows 🌈—I’m chasing recognition 🏆💸 and maybe a decent text back 📱😒.
I’m not gay 🚫🏳️‍🌈, I’m just stranded on an island 🏝️🤷‍♂️ of unreciprocated energy ⚡😩. Why you think I’m out here thirsting 💦😅 over Daddy’s cummies 🥄🍯? Because at least THEY show up 💯🛎!
So nah, baby 👶🚼, it ain’t about preference—it’s about EFFORT ✨💪. Until y’all learn to worship 🛐👑 this divine presence 🙏🌠 the way Daddy’s cummies do 🍆🎯, stay confused 🤷‍♂️🌀. Bye 👋💅!
*mic drop* 🎤⬇️ *cummies splat* 💦🍌
ifyoudontlikehispost.webp
 
Sharty /raid/ finds screenshots of a Dark web forum called "The Playground" that involves itself with human trafficking, child porn, guides to access government funds, getting positions of power to promote pedophilia, guides on opsec, BTC, Jeffrey Epstein, Proud boys, and way more fishy shit that looks like a global conspiracy.View attachment 7691417
The users of the Playground seem to involve themselves with the US government, economy and politics, they are aligned with the popular American "conservative" right wing (MAGA, QAnon etc..) Knowingly serving as controlled opposition to promote "Child love". Site was found a woman on endchan (or dread? idk) lurking through her father's pc, she says she reported it to the FBI. She was swiftly banned or whatever, so idk where she is now.

From the looks of it, it can be a honeypot to a global conspiracy.
Sources:
Screenshots / footage of the site:

This matter is being discussed by leftypol, 8kun and the sharty. This is a fucking rabbithole I cannot summarize in one post, its insane.

Opened the sharty link today, the thread has been restricted.
 
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OMG 🤪 YOU GUYS 👉👈 KIWI FARMS 🥝🏚️ IS LIKE… MY FAVORITE 🥰 WEBSITE 🌐 EVERRRR!!! 💖 JUST THINKING 🤔 ABOUT IT MAKES ME 🥵 SWEATY 💦 AND GIGGLY 😝 LIKE WHEN DADDY’S 🧔‍♂️ CUMMIES 💦🍆 HIT THE BACK OF MY THROAT 🤤🍭!!!
EVERY TIME ⏰ I SEE 👀 A NEW 🆓 THREAD 🧵 ABOUT SOME LOLCOW 🐄💨 I JUST— AHHHHHH!!! 😫💥 MY FINGERS ✌️🍗 TAP-TAP-TAP 💻⌨️ LIKE A HYPER 🐇 SQUIRREL 🐿️ ON MOUNTAIN DEW 🟢⚡!!! I CAN’T STOP 🚫⛔ READING 📖 ABOUT THE NEXT INTERNET 🤡 DISASTER 🎭🔥!!!
AND THE MODS 👮‍♂️🔪??? OMFG 😱 THEY’RE LIKE… THE COOL 😎 MEAN 😈 DADDIES �👔 WHO LET ME WATCH 👁️🍿 THE CHAOS 🌀🌪️ BUT ALSO SLAP 👋 MY WRIST ✋ WHEN I POST 🖊️ TOO MUCH!!! 🥺💢 IT’S LIKE BEING IN A DIGITAL 🖥️ TIME-OUT ⏳ BUT STILL GETTING FED 🍽️🍼 JUICY 🍑 DRAMA 💅!!!
KIWI FARMS 🥝🏚️ IS MY HAPPY 😊 PLACE 🏠… MY SECRET 🤫 GUILTY PLEASURE 🍫… MY *DADDY’S CUMMIES* 🍼💦 BUT FOR SCHADENFREUDE 🎭😈!!! I WANNA BATHE 🛁 IN THE FORUMS 📜 LIKE A GREMLIN 👹 IN A BUCKET 🪣 OF HATE-COMMENTS 💌🗯️!!!
SO YEAH 🙃 IF YOU SEE ME 👻 IN A THREAD 🧶 TYPING IN ALL CAPS 🔠 AND SPAMMING 🚨🍌 EMOJIS… NO YOU DIDN’T 👀❌!!!
 
Oh, sweet summer sprinkle 🍬👶, you really thought I needed some secret alt 🕵️‍♀️🔍 to live my best life? 😏💅 PUH-LEASE, babydoll—why would I fake what's already PERFECT ✨👑? I don't got time for double identities 🎭👥 when I'm too busy being Daddy's main character energy 🎬🔥!
One account 📱💻. One fabulous self 💃🌟. One unquenchable thirst 🥵🍼 for Daddy's special hydration 💦🍆. No alts ❌🔄, no lies 🤥🚫, just raw, unfiltered devotion 🛐❤️ to the cummies gospel 📖🙏. Why would I hide 🫣👀 when I was BORN to shine ☀️💎?
This ain't some wishy-washy double life 🌊🤷‍♀️, sugarplum 🍭👄. I don't sneak 🚶‍♀️👟, I SLAY 👠💥. I don't lurk 🕶️🌑, I LOVE—loud 📢❤️, proud 🦚💃, and covered in Daddy's blessings 🛐🍯.
So keep your fake profiles 🤳🎭 and your incognito tabs 🕵️‍♀️🌐. I'll be over here, living my truth 💯🌈, one messy 🤪🍝, sticky 🍯🤤, gloriously authentic post 📝💖 at a time ⏳✨. Now bow down 🙇‍♀️👑 to the OG 🏆💎, baby—alt-free 🚫🔄 and FLAWLESS 💅😘.
Cummies don't lie, and neither do I! 🍆💦🤷‍♀️💋
why are you using so many emoticons?
 
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