Space King - Original Series by Flashgitz

[Chilson]

This is a pretty accurate parody of WH40k and it shows that Flashgitz are fans and invested into the lore.

How long till GamesFactory starts suing their asses? As soon as they're a blip on their radar, these guys are toast. Corporations defend the intellectual ip of their toys like a mamma bear guards her pups.

If they sue then they acknowledge space king is canon to 40K. Which would probably be funnier than the series continuing.

Best case scenario, GW sues and loses. Then we know its canon and we get more of this show.

 

[Cute Pie Senpai]

No yeah my question is, if the coagulator high command kidnapped the boy, why would the star defender high command be held accountable?

Since different high commands appear to be more or less autonomous.

My answers are not definitive as my claims are simple logical assumptions based on the information we currently have.
But I'll theorize that it all just chalks up to chapter culture and who's in charge and that the Star Defenders High Command is very keen on instilling responsibility and discipline onto the Captain who may have showed growth since the first episode but is still negligent and a complete fuckup.
It is confirmed that their High Command views them with scrutiny and frustration.
They're bottom of the barrel even compared to the Coagulators, for having the worst artifact recovery rate of any reclaimer squad in the galaxy.

It makes sense why he's strict and why he should become even more strict seeing as they completely failed the mission in episode 2. Even deliberately assassinated the Grimlord with the Coagulators fleet.
You have to be honest and empathetic, it's not fun tardwrangling a bunch of angry autists that are supposed to be your chapter's superiors.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

My answers are not definitive as my claims are simple logical assumptions based on the information we currently have.
But I'll theorize that it all just chalks up to chapter culture and who's in charge and that the Star Defenders High Command is very keen on instilling responsibility and discipline onto the Captain who may have showed growth since the first episode but is still negligent and a complete fuckup.
It is confirmed that their High Command views them with scrutiny and frustration.
They're bottom of the barrel even compared to the Coagulators, for having the worst artifact recovery rate of any reclaimer squad in the galaxy.

It makes sense why he's strict and why he should become even more strict seeing as they completely failed the mission in episode 2. Even deliberately assassinated the Grimlord with the Coagulators fleet.
You have to be honest and empathetic, it's not fun tardwrangling a bunch of angry autists that are supposed to be your chapter's superiors.

That doesn't explain why the grimlord would get angry at the star defenders instead of the coagulators for his kidnaped son.

 

[Cute Pie Senpai]

That doesn't explain why the grimlord would get angry at the star defenders instead of the coagulators for his kidnaped son.

No idea. No info from him and he's dead. Look forward to Episode 3 next year.

 

[Back me up!]

That doesn't explain why the grimlord would get angry at the star defenders instead of the coagulators for his kidnaped son.

Grimlord provided shipment of boy to the Star Defenders with the explicate understanding that they don't take his son. If the Coagulators took his son (and he did not get him back) the deal would probably be off and he could make a deal with another chapter. He wasn't angry he just wanted them to help honor the deal.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

Grimlord provided shipment of boy to the Star Defenders with the explicate understanding that they don't take his son. If the Coagulators took his son (and he did not get him back) the deal would probably be off and he could make a deal with another chapter. He wasn't angry he just wanted them to help honor the deal.

Why would the star defenders be to blame if a random unaffiliated chapter took his son in a completely seperate raid thst3 didn't have anything to do with the star defenders?

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

This is a pretty accurate parody of WH40k and it shows that Flashgitz are fans and invested into the lore.

How long till GamesFactory starts suing their asses? As soon as they're a blip on their radar, these guys are toast. Corporations defend the intellectual ip of their toys like a mamma bear guards her pups.

GW assholery is overstated. The one good thing about them is that they allow way more than (maybe even) all big name IP holders.

Why would the star defenders be to blame if a random unaffiliated chapter took his son in a completely seperate raid thst3 didn't have anything to do with the star defenders?

Getting blamed on someone else's fuck ups is pretty apt for 40K.

 

[Primer Colonel Ragout]

They're bottom of the barrel even compared to the Coagulators, for having the worst artifact recovery rate of any reclaimer squad in the galaxy.

Why tho? They should be exterminating aliens and finding Space King. Not going to random locations just for stupid artifacts.

Spoiler

:^)

GW assholery is overstated. The one good thing about them is that they allow way more than (maybe even) all big name IP holders.

GW assholery is delayed not overstated. Just see an list from my head that saw from the sidelines, the shit that what they lost because stupid decisions that could have been avoid using example from other companies/market made at the same time or just a early or giving any fucks instead of milking the cash cow.

• Like losing the cashcow that was starcraft,warcraft when the games like dune/baldur-gate already existed, killed the old world before the total war launch.
• Lost an setting that has revatilized by an popular series game setting, when games like cyperpunk and vampire masquarade already did the same things to the table-top counter -part, just to have space marines in fantasy.
• Killed the free promotion that was animations for launching a new streaming platform when the market had more than 10 + of them at the time.
• Or now trying to act like "progressive woke" when the overton window is changing.

GW stuck gold because the niche of market that they have can't be shake up easily (people are less inclined to waste another 200$ to buy another army in a setting less popular), two niche settings that are interesting enough because have some realism and an costumer base that eat some slop if that aren't agregious than the last one.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Why tho? They should be exterminating aliens and finding Space King. Not going to random locations just for stupid artifacts.

Spoiler

:^)

GW assholery is delayed not overstated. Just see an list from my head that saw from the sidelines, the shit that what they lost because stupid decisions that could have been avoid using example from other companies/market made at the same time or just a early or giving any fucks instead of milking the cash cow.

• Like losing the cashcow that was starcraft,warcraft when the games like dune/baldur-gate already existed, killed the old world before the total war launch.
• Lost an setting that has revatilized by an popular series game setting, when games like cyperpunk and vampire masquarade already did the same things to the table-top counter -part, just to have space marines in fantasy.
• Killed the free promotion that was animations for launching a new streaming platform when the market had more than 10 + of them at the time.
• Or now trying to act like "progressive woke" when the overton window is changing.

GW stuck gold because the niche of market that they have can't be shake up easily (people are less inclined to waste another 200$ to buy another army in a setting less popular), two niche settings that are interesting enough because have some realism and an costumer base that eat some slop if that aren't agregious than the last one.

1. Is from decades ago.
2. Was from bad sales. WHF was just not good for new players and sales were bad. Even if they didn't kill it TW wouldn't have made people fork the hundreds of dollars barrier of entry.
3. Animations still exist, the IP thing was quickly rescinded but faggots like alfabusa used is as a reason to jump ship after getting bored of making TTS.
4. 40K is still miles behind on woke. Having more niggers and women in the setting is not lore ruining (most of the time). It's definitely a lot better than TrannyTech or "rewriting war crimes" VtM.

I won't pretend GW is some saint, but people criticize it more than infinitely worse companies in both IP and customer relations.

 

[Primer Colonel Ragout]

1. Is from decades ago.

So you agree that this shit happen since long ago? And this is funny, the consequence of this shit is not having an direct link with WoW, one of the biggest cash cow on gaming,.

2. Was from bad sales. WHF was just not good for new players and sales were bad. Even if they didn't kill it TW wouldn't have made people fork the hundreds of dollars barrier of entry.

Still instead of kill the setting why not revamp to cater to more advanced player or simply the rules to begginers? And when I saw about the end times and AOS, my tought at the time :
An "end times" happen, chaos got the shit kicked in but slam got bodied, elfs in shambles and the empire/human/dwarfs/rest in chaos. Some revolution happen, new world of fantasy. Revamp to not be so autistic about rules or make it so autistic to make players know an phd to play.
And make the pre-"end times" as an legacy version. An make an buck reselling older version for the older folk how play this version or some soul that wants it.
Want some space marines in fantasy? Fine, instead of being in another plane, why not make the gods of fantasy relms in the warp and create some realms for each of pantehon? IMO almost everything of AOS could be done in this hipotetical setting with some adaptation. And this could make an simplyied version to cater to begginers.

This is shit? Yes, but IMO would be much better than the shit show that was the end times and AOS in the begining.

3. Animations still exist, the IP thing was quickly rescinded but faggots like alfabusa used is as a reason to jump ship after getting bored of making TTS.

I was think about the Astartes and Death of Hope (some degree I don't remember too much).

40K is still miles behind on woke. Having more niggers and women in the setting is not lore ruining (most of the time). It's definitely a lot better than TrannyTech or "rewriting war crimes" VtM.

40k and Fantasy are setting that you could do almost everything you want if doesn't break some simple rules. Want to have Space Communism? Have the Emperor wants make everybody equal on the end plan. Or make an plannet that have communism implanted. But do not make for the whole Imperium, because the Imperium should be decentralized.
Want Space Facism? Make all the parody of propaganda be somewhat true
Want LGBT+PDF+RADFEM but in space? Make an plannet that have some goverment/culture that accept/incentivise it.
When you put something like warhammer adventure and "muscle mommies" on space body guards in the setting. I need to ask why. I do not think GW is an ideology motivated company but the board saw the rest of industry make this shit. Sleeped 3 or 4 years on the proposal and is making happening now.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

So you agree that this shit happen since long ago? And this is funny, the consequence of this shit is not having an direct link with WoW, one of the biggest cash cow on gaming,.

And? It's fucking decades by now, Blizzard has managed to become a far worse company than GW ever was.

Still instead of kill the setting why not revamp to cater to more advanced player or simply the rules to begginers? And when I saw about the end times and AOS, my tought at the time :
An "end times" happen, chaos got the shit kicked in but slam got bodied, elfs in shambles and the empire/human/dwarfs/rest in chaos. Some revolution happen, new world of fantasy. Revamp to not be so autistic about rules or make it so autistic to make players know an phd to play.
And make the pre-"end times" as an legacy version. An make an buck reselling older version for the older folk how play this version or some soul that wants it.
Want some space marines in fantasy? Fine, instead of being in another plane, why not make the gods of fantasy relms in the warp and create some realms for each of pantehon? IMO almost everything of AOS could be done in this hipotetical setting with some adaptation. And this could make an simplyied version to cater to begginers.

This is shit? Yes, but IMO would be much better than the shit show that was the end times and AOS in the begining.

The end times was always doomed to be shit. Having so many dangling plot lines made sure a lot of people would feel it was a letdown. And you couldn't salvage Fantasy as a game system. It's better to restart than just drag a dying system more years.

I was think about the Astartes and Death of Hope (some degree I don't remember too much).

Pretty sure they just hired that guy to work on their own animations.

40k and Fantasy are setting that you could do almost everything you want if doesn't break some simple rules. Want to have Space Communism? Have the Emperor wants make everybody equal on the end plan. Or make an plannet that have communism implanted. But do not make for the whole Imperium, because the Imperium should be decentralized.
Want Space Facism? Make all the parody of propaganda be somewhat true
Want LGBT+PDF+RADFEM but in space? Make an plannet that have some goverment/culture that accept/incentivise it.
When you put something like warhammer adventure and "muscle mommies" on space body guards in the setting. I need to ask why. I do not think GW is an ideology motivated company but the board saw the rest of industry make this shit. Sleeped 3 or 4 years on the proposal and is making happening now.

Warhammer Adventure turned out to be way darker than it was, but of course no influencer actually retracted his statements after they found it out. Ditto hopping on thirst posting isn't even new for the setting.

 

[Primer Colonel Ragout]

And? It's fucking decades by now, Blizzard has managed to become a far worse company than GW ever was.

If I was an executive at GW, I would bring this fact whenever I could because they lost one in a century cash cow.
And for Blizzard, at least they don't kick too hard to break the fantasy that is WoW and what I last saw they are milking what is worth in using the cash shops, selling gold without much backslash.

The end times was always doomed to be shit. Having so many dangling plot lines made sure a lot of people would feel it was a letdown. And you couldn't salvage Fantasy as a game system. It's better to restart than just drag a dying system more years.

Don't disagree that end times is an tall order to get somewhat right but neither you and I get paid by selling overpriced plastic and make an buck.
But after reading the TF2's comic send off I can say another point about the shit show that was the end times. Instead of killing an product(TF2 hats) that could affect other company products (CS, DOTA cosmetics) bottom line because in the end is always pixels on the screen.
What company fucked overpriced plastic from an line that anyone how have from other lines will shiver when the phrase "end times" appears on something and the costumers from these lines will know that plastic toys are worthless instead of being some speculative fiesta that the company could make some buck?

Pretty sure they just hired that guy to work on their own animations.

Not sure about the entire of history. But the gist that they hired him, some fuckery happen, nothing substantial got made. He leave and now is making an not '40k' animation on youtube channel called Project Morningstart.
I still want to know how they fucked this bad to get nothing made by a guy that made the astartes almost by himself.

Warhammer Adventure turned out to be way darker than it was, but of course no influencer actually retracted his statements after they found it out. Ditto hopping on thirst posting isn't even new for the setting.

Sincerely if was an Grimm's like fairly tale they need to advertised as such, not putting a draw like a Disney Saturday show. And I bet they changed some things at last minutes to make the tone darker because the backslash.
I agree that sexuality and sex already is part off setting, but I don't know any changes on a major faction like Emperor bodyguards ( I will never say the fucking GW lingo) that supposed to be an mini primarchs( and forgetting that all the super soldiers from the setting are bunched attempts to get the humanity to next stage of evolution so being only males make sense because they can't reproduce by themselves) to Emperor wanted to only have boys-only club.
And not forgotting that the humans have the Sisters of Silence or Bolter Bitches that are equals in importance to their male conterparts, at least in the setting.

 

[Primer Colonel Ragout]

Not sure about the entire of history. But the gist that they hired him, some fuckery happen, nothing substantial got made. He leave and now is making an not '40k' animation on youtube channel called Project Morningstart.

NVM. I was searching about it, the guy still works with GW but nothing about Astartes 2.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

My guess is that the Grimlord is a governor of a planet the 40K expy society is a part of. They likely already give boys over for the honor of being Star Defenders, but likely they also give materials and weapons.

 

[BlancoMailo]

Why would the star defenders be to blame if a random unaffiliated chapter took his son in a completely seperate raid thst3 didn't have anything to do with the star defenders?

The way I took it, considering the coagulators are literally described as "a prolific legion of boy traders", and the high command says "that shipment of boys was meant for us", it makes me think they bought the shipment and the Lord somehow is aware (spy network, public/easy to find trading logs, etc.).

Since the nearly next line is "I can't reach the coagulators high command" they probably just sent the squad in to quickly grab the kid and gtfo in time to return him to his father, while being willing to wait for the rest of the shipment to arrive as normal.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Glad they are laughing at one of the gayest moment of 40k

 

[Male Idiot]

Ok we all agree GW should be given over to Hatemonger?

Why they push for trannies and faggots is (((Blackrock))) money.

 

[ZeroTheNumber]

Honestly I really wanna know which network (of aliens) wanted to buy space king just to imagine what would of happened if they actually manged to buy the show, it would probably be worse than what flashgitz would do themselves but it would still be interesting to think about

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Honestly I really wanna know which network (of aliens) wanted to buy space king just to imagine what would of happened if they actually manged to buy the show, it would probably be worse than what flashgitz would do themselves but it would still be interesting to think about

Someone pointed out in that videos comment section that the one streaming service button to fly off when Hatemonger hits the remote is Netflix. Amazon, Disney and I think Hulu stay on, so that's probably it. It also sounds like something Netflix would do compared to the others.

 

[KhorneFlakes]